"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message ...
> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......

Maybe it's time to switch wireless plans..

Maybe it was a big improvement over what he had
"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
...
> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !
>
>
> Doozie
>

Scared Housewife wrote:
>
>MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY

You'd better be scared, Thanksgiving is just around the corner and you're
receiving your last rites basting, TURKEY! Hmm, your husband calls that widdle
sparrow pecker a dick...? Ahahahahahahahahaha. . . .



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"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
...
> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !
>
>
> Doozie

The real question is "who's next?"

Dimitri

"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
...
> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !

Sounds like a variation on a more traditional dish known as turducken.. You
can call your version "turdickin."

Scared Housewife wrote:

> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Just another example of why stuffing is evil...

--
Darryl L. Pierce >
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"Vox Humana" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
> ...
> > MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
> >
> > I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> > guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> > What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> > ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> > out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !
>
> Sounds like a variation on a more traditional dish known as turducken..
You
> can call your version "turdickin."
>
>

LOL

Scared Housewife > wrote:
>MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
>I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping.

<big grin>
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"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
...
> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !
>
>
> Doozie
>

Call the Guinness Book of records, Then get on your knees and thank God.

peace,
Barbara

"Rick" > wrote in message >...
> "Scared Housewife" > wrote in message ...
> > MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
> >
> > I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> > guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
>

Are you jealous because he didn't stuff you instead?

Don't be embarrased - your husband was just being practical, this way he can
use both hands for plucking...

--brian


"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
...
> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !
>
>
> Doozie
>

Scared Housewife > wrote:
>MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Well, shit, woman. Lose 40 lbs and learn to suck cock.

--Blair
"Yes, this is bathos."

"Blair P. Houghton" wrote:
>
> Scared Housewife > wrote:
> >MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> Well, shit, woman. Lose 40 lbs and learn to suck cock.
>
> --Blair
> "Yes, this is bathos."


Uh, male turkeys are "Tom's" not "cocks".
Now if he had his dick stuck in a chicken...... ;-D

K.

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Katra > wrote:
>
>
>"Blair P. Houghton" wrote:
>>
>> Scared Housewife > wrote:
>> >MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>>
>> Well, shit, woman. Lose 40 lbs and learn to suck cock.
>>
>> "Yes, this is bathos."
>
>Uh, male turkeys are "Tom's" not "cocks".

I wasn't talking about the turkey.

>Now if he had his dick stuck in a chicken...... ;-D

Then you'd want him to suck hen?

--Blair
"You lost me, Dr. Phil."

Blair P. Houghton > wrote in message >.. .
> Katra > wrote:
> >
> >
> >"Blair P. Houghton" wrote:
> >>
> >> Scared Housewife > wrote:
> >> >MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
> >>
> >> Well, shit, woman. Lose 40 lbs and learn to suck cock.
> >>
> >> "Yes, this is bathos."
> >
> >Uh, male turkeys are "Tom's" not "cocks".
>
> I wasn't talking about the turkey.
>
> >Now if he had his dick stuck in a chicken...... ;-D
>
> Then you'd want him to suck hen?
>
> --Blair
> "You lost me, Dr. Phil."

Depends on whether or not he is a cat lover... ;-)

Sorry about changing back to Carnivore, it's just for tonight as the
Grandecom news server is down. :-P

Katra