Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
to live again and now wants to kill me !

What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?

Oh no!

Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

Lay off the acid for a while.

Eat it first..Why do you think there is such a weight problem in America?
Food trying to eat people is the cause.. (scaring down entire xmas hickory
farm gift box). It is said chocolate is the most fearsome attacker..get
your friend together if it is a chocolate problem.. Invite a few PMS'ing
ladies for sure..
--
Laura


"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
om...
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

Eat it first..Why do you think there is such a weight problem in America?
Food trying to eat people is the cause.. (scaring down entire xmas hickory
farm gift box). It is said chocolate is the most fearsome attacker..get
your friend together if it is a chocolate problem.. Invite a few PMS'ing
ladies for sure..
--
Laura


"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
om...
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

Eat it first..Why do you think there is such a weight problem in America?
Food trying to eat people is the cause.. (scaring down entire xmas hickory
farm gift box). It is said chocolate is the most fearsome attacker..get
your friend together if it is a chocolate problem.. Invite a few PMS'ing
ladies for sure..
--
Laura


"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
om...
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

Eat it first..Why do you think there is such a weight problem in America?
Food trying to eat people is the cause.. (scaring down entire xmas hickory
farm gift box). It is said chocolate is the most fearsome attacker..get
your friend together if it is a chocolate problem.. Invite a few PMS'ing
ladies for sure..
--
Laura


"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
om...
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

You need a babalao to call an orisha and do a limpieza.

Unfortunately the web site you need to contact is temporarily out of
comission. Here it the link, you may have more luck than I:

http://church-of-the-lukumi.org

Meanwhile get yourself a white hen (to appease Obatala), some roasted corn,
draw a circle with the corn, about 4 feet in diameter and quietly sit inside
it while holding the hen.

If you had goat meat in the refrigerator you are in big trouble. Pray that the
link comes back up quickly.

If you think I am kidding, go to
http://supct.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/91-948.ZO.html and read up on Santeria
and the Lukumi Church of Babalu Aye.

And do read up on Obatala:
http://www.cubanmotives.com/English/...s.asp?listID=8

Should I post a recipe for a goat based dish to keep OT?

Bert Songoro Cosongo
Who does not fool around with the orishas
;-)

maxine in ri wrote:

> Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> >
> > Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> > to live again and now wants to kill me !
> >
> > What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
> >
> > Oh no!
>
> Lay off the acid for a while.


On rec.travel.air Adam here said that his penis shrank whilst he was flying
in an aeroplane...go figger.

--
Best
Greg

"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
ink.net...
>
> maxine in ri wrote:
>
> > Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> > >
> > > Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> > > to live again and now wants to kill me !
> > >
> > > What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
> > >
> > > Oh no!
> >
> > Lay off the acid for a while.
>
>
> On rec.travel.air Adam here said that his penis shrank whilst he was
flying
> in an aeroplane...go figger.
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
> \

Man..that boys got trouble.. I noticed the post game via google though..he
****ed someone off I guess

"Adam Ben Nalois" wrote:
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?

Didn't we tell you not to cut it off in the first place? Huh? Yes, we did,
didn't we. "No, no," we pleaded, "Circumcision is enough, already. Please
don't take off anymore and don't put it in a Gladware container in the
refrigerator," didn't we? Yup, we did. "Use a Ziplock," we said, but did you
listen? Noooooo, you didn't listen. And now this. "It's just for fun," you
said. Sure, sure, it's just for fun. It's always fun until somebody's meat
comes back to life, isn't it. Well don't say we didn't warn you!

wrote:

> If you think I am kidding, go to
> http://supct.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/91-948.ZO.html and read up on Santeria
> and the Lukumi Church of Babalu Aye.
>
> And do read up on Obatala:
> http://www.cubanmotives.com/English/...s.asp?listID=8


Thanks for good memories! I took a class taught by the Pichardos back
when I lived in Miami. For all the exotic weirdness of the religion,
Ernesto and his wife are nice, down to earth, people. Ernesto can be
wickedly and self-deprecatingly funny. If you're expecting to find
sanctimonious seriousness, look elsewhere. These folks are great. Once
I learned about Santaria, I started seeing signs of it all over Miami.
Where I used to see a flower arrangement, a glass of water and small
statue as decorations in a restaurant, I started recognizing offerings
to an orisha. (When I was up on it, I knew which colors and flowers
corresponded to which orishas.) A man wearing beads was no longer
making a fashion statement but was associating himself with an orisha.
The class gave me a good feeling for how odd every religion looks to
outsiders.

--Lia

Julia Altshuler wrote:
>
> wrote:
>
> > If you think I am kidding, go to
> > http://supct.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/91-948.ZO.html and read up on Santeria
> > and the Lukumi Church of Babalu Aye.
> >
> > And do read up on Obatala:
> > http://www.cubanmotives.com/English/...s.asp?listID=8
>
> Thanks for good memories! I took a class taught by the Pichardos back
> when I lived in Miami. For all the exotic weirdness of the religion,
> Ernesto and his wife are nice, down to earth, people. Ernesto can be
> wickedly and self-deprecatingly funny. If you're expecting to find
> sanctimonious seriousness, look elsewhere. These folks are great. Once
> I learned about Santaria, I started seeing signs of it all over Miami.
> Where I used to see a flower arrangement, a glass of water and small
> statue as decorations in a restaurant, I started recognizing offerings
> to an orisha. (When I was up on it, I knew which colors and flowers
> corresponded to which orishas.) A man wearing beads was no longer
> making a fashion statement but was associating himself with an orisha.
> The class gave me a good feeling for how odd every religion looks to
> outsiders.
>
> --Lia

I met the Pichardos once at a conference in FIU. Nice people. I wish I had
taken some of the courses in Afro-Cuban religion, especially one that dealt
directly with santeria, specially sincretismo. But the courses were not
offered every semester or I would have taken my electives in that instead of
beginning anthropology. Interesting also but I really could have used some
info on things that I had been seeing all my life.

Ever walk into a botanica and smell all the different essences with all the
interesting names? They were also associated with orishas. "Seven African
Powers", "Open the Way", the one that smells like orange blossoms, I forget
the name.

There was an interesting program in the local NPR station where they described
all the different rythms played with the drums, each dedicated to a different
orisha. You can hear them in all Caribbean music. They are called "toque de
santo".

I have a recipe for goat ragout (chilindron de chivo) but it calls for a 2
month old goat. Do you think I should post the recipe to keep OT?

Nice meting you!

Bert

Adam Ben Nalois > wrote:
>Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
>to live again and now wants to kill me !

Report it to the police. Testify at the trial. Ask
the judge to sentence it to the electric chair.

--Blair
"It'll fry."

(Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message . com>...
> Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> to live again and now wants to kill me !
>
> What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
>
> Oh no!

Too bad it didn't succeed.

N.

maxine in ri > wrote in message >...
> Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> >
> > Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> > to live again and now wants to kill me !
> >
> > What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
> >
> > Oh no!
>
> Lay off the acid for a while.

Don't discourage him. Pray for an overdose...

Carmen Dioxide wrote:
>
> maxine in ri > wrote in message >...
> > Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> > >
> > > Oh no! After a bizarre voodoo ritual, the meat in my refigerator came
> > > to live again and now wants to kill me !
> > >
> > > What can I do ? The food I wanted to eat tries to eat ME now?
> > >
> > > Oh no!
> >
> > Lay off the acid for a while.
>
> Don't discourage him. Pray for an overdose...

Hmmmmmm... while I'm not really into LSD, isn't it kinda hard to
overdose on that stuff?

'sides, I'm betting this person is munching 'shrooms...... <G>