"BillKirch" > wrote in message
...
> I'm tired of going to peoples homes for a party and seeing those stupid
sausage
> weenies and tiny little cereal bowls of Guacamole enough for 4 people at a
> party for 30, in an apartment that can hold 18. The bad taste people have
is
> unbelievable. One bottle of wine. No napkins,or ice, cheap paper plates
that
> bend and cups that are either too big or too small..cheap Dip they bought
at
> the store. The list is unending. Here's a tip. DON'T throw a party if you
can't
> afford to throw a party. And if you do, get MORE than enough for everyone.
Or
> better yet ....cater it. Merry Xmas

Back in the day, we'd spike the punch with acid so the room would seem
bigger and even the stove top stuffing tasted better.

I guess I'll cross you off the guest list; I DO know how to throw a party
but, I sure as shit don't wanna read a review of it here.

Jack Lysergic

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 12:47:47 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> wrote:


>Back in the day, we'd spike the punch with acid so the room would seem
>bigger and even the stove top stuffing tasted better.

Magic brownies work well too.


>I guess I'll cross you off the guest list; I DO know how to throw a party
>but, I sure as shit don't wanna read a review of it here.

LOL. Didn't you host a cook-in? <G>

Gar

<Gar> wrote in message ...
> On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 12:47:47 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> > wrote:
>
>
> >Back in the day, we'd spike the punch with acid so the room would seem
> >bigger and even the stove top stuffing tasted better.
>
> Magic brownies work well too.
>
>
> >I guess I'll cross you off the guest list; I DO know how to throw a party
> >but, I sure as shit don't wanna read a review of it here.
>
> LOL. Didn't you host a cook-in? <G>
>
> Gar


haha!! Yes I did. Fortunately the OP wasn't there; he'd have ****ed and
moaned about something I'm sure. Probably the Zappa tunes being played.

Jack August

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 13:53:25 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> wrote:


>haha!! Yes I did. Fortunately the OP wasn't there; he'd have ****ed and
>moaned about something I'm sure. Probably the Zappa tunes being played.
>
>Jack August
>

Maybe. Some people just like to complain. The OP seems to have left
different impressions on some of us. As far as cook-ins, the two
I've had were probably the hardest to plan and organize I've ever had.
But also the most rewarding. This year the nearest person was 3
hours, and I think Boli had to drive 18 hours. Having people come at
different times, even days makes things interesting. We kinda had to
just go with the flow. The first year it was in the 90's and it was
pointed out I didn't have enough bottled water. So I stocked up this
year, but didn't have enough pop in the coolers. It was so cold and
rainy poor Cyndi was shivering. Snot had me start a fire in the
fireplace and turn the heat on. Needless to say I've got a few cases
of bottled water in the garage.

As much as I try, something is always not quite perfect when I get a
larger group together. Shit happens. Threads like this help me brush
up my skills. <g>

Gar.

Gar <fagboy> writes:
>
>Shit happens.

Not with your butt plugged with fat schlong.

>Threads like this help me brush
>up my cocksucking skills. <g>

Mad head disease, eh?

Wooo.... woooooooo...


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<Gar> wrote in message ...
> On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 13:53:25 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> > wrote:
>
>
> >haha!! Yes I did. Fortunately the OP wasn't there; he'd have ****ed and
> >moaned about something I'm sure. Probably the Zappa tunes being played.
> >
> >Jack August
> >
>
> Maybe. Some people just like to complain. The OP seems to have left
> different impressions on some of us. As far as cook-ins, the two
> I've had were probably the hardest to plan and organize I've ever had.
> But also the most rewarding. This year the nearest person was 3
> hours, and I think Boli had to drive 18 hours. Having people come at
> different times, even days makes things interesting. We kinda had to
> just go with the flow. The first year it was in the 90's and it was
> pointed out I didn't have enough bottled water. So I stocked up this
> year, but didn't have enough pop in the coolers. It was so cold and
> rainy poor Cyndi was shivering. Snot had me start a fire in the
> fireplace and turn the heat on. Needless to say I've got a few cases
> of bottled water in the garage.
>
> As much as I try, something is always not quite perfect when I get a
> larger group together. Shit happens. Threads like this help me brush
> up my skills. <g>
>
> Gar.

I'd say the record shows you did a great job. We all just have to accept
that Murphy's Law is the law of the land.

As for the OP, he's partly correct, and part whiner. Some people really
don't get the 'gathering' thang.

Jack Murf

Jack Schidt® wrote:
> "BillKirch" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I'm tired of going to peoples homes for a party and seeing those
>> stupid sausage weenies and tiny little cereal bowls of Guacamole
>> enough for 4 people at a party for 30, in an apartment that can hold
>> 18. The bad taste people have is unbelievable. One bottle of wine.
>> No napkins,or ice, cheap paper plates that bend and cups that are
>> either too big or too small..cheap Dip they bought at the store. The
>> list is unending. Here's a tip. DON'T throw a party if you can't
>> afford to throw a party. And if you do, get MORE than enough for
>> everyone. Or better yet ....cater it. Merry Xmas
>
> Back in the day, we'd spike the punch with acid so the room would seem
> bigger and even the stove top stuffing tasted better.
>
> I guess I'll cross you off the guest list; I DO know how to throw a
> party but, I sure as shit don't wanna read a review of it here.
>
> Jack Lysergic

I read the review of *one* of your parties. It sounded like a great time.

BOB
but I wouldn't invite OP anyway.