nick wrote:

> "Gregory Procter" > wrote in message
>
> > > Can those mad dogs get "mad cow disease" since they're already mad?
> >
> > They like to cover all the bases.
> > (something to do with their paranoia, I believe)
>
> This sort of thing?
>
> "Ann Veneman, the US agriculture secretary, felt it necessary to stress
> there was no evidence of terrorism in the BSE incident."
>
> Remember kids, duck and run, and keep away from US beef.

I didn't know - honest!

On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:06:19 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:

>
>
>Bogart wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 17:53:13 +1300, Gregory Procter
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >> You didn't use a condom?
>> >
>> >I couldn't find one to fit your head!
>>
>> That is a pity, Socky. We yanks are so well endowed we always have a
>> ready supply are gigantic sized condoms available.
>
>Great, perhaps a tight one will shut your yap.

Having visions of my huge dick banging against your tight little
cervix, Socky?

LIBassbug wrote:

> Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> >
> > LIBassbug wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>LIBassbug wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Bogart wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 21:22:31 GMT, "Webzpider" >
> >>>>>>wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Can those mad dogs get "mad cow disease" since they're already mad?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Mad Cow disease....UK....Mad Dogs and Englishman.....
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Of course, the US will do it bigger and better while blaming some peasant
> >>>>>nation on the other side of the world.
> >>>>
> >>>>Cmom, Greg, we don't think you are ALL peasants.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>That's ok Chris, we don't think you're at all pleasant.
> >>
> >>Well, we don't think you ALL are unpleasant - just the fat ones.
> >
> >
> > So you consider yourself to be unpleasant - I always thought of you as fat and
> > pleasant.
>
> My wife bought me potpourri underwear for Christmas so when I fart it
> releases fragrance into the air.
>
> Right now my bedroom smells like "Summer Rose Petal".

I don't think there's any answer to that!

LIBassbug wrote:

> Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> >
> > LIBassbug wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>LIBassbug wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>LIBassbug wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>nick wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> >>>>>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> >>>>>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
> >>>>>>>imports.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>We don't export much beef.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>LOL. You will be exporting considerably less from now on. (we hope)
> >>>>
> >>>>Why would you hope that? Do we tell you we think you should export less
> >>>>lamb?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Absolutely, you ****wit.
> >>
> >>We do not, ****wit.
> >
> >
> > Of course you have
> > - you apply quotas, which is the direct means your government uses to limit the amount we
> > may send to the USa.
>
> > - you apply import taxes to the lamb we send. That's an indirect means.
> > - you apply duty to the lamb we send you. That's another indirect means.
> > - you give subsidies to your own lamb producers - that's Socialisim.
>
> We don't tell you not to sell to other places.

Yeah, but when you cancel your orders at the last moment what are we supposed to do with the extra
fatty carcasses?

>
>
> >>We just tell you that we don't want anymore and
> >>would like you to stop pushing it on us. Sell it to someone else.
> >
> >
> > Your importers keep telling us they want more, but your government uses the above methods to
> > restrict our sales to you.
>
> Yeah, because our importers keep telling everybody they want more.
> You're not the only country with fast food quality meat.

We're the country with consistantly high quality meat.

>
>
> >>>>>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> >>>>>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Why would we buy anything extra?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Duhh, you think you're going to continue eating infected beef?
> >>>>>I guess you probably will and put it down to terrorism.
> >>>>
> >>>>But only one cow was sick.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And that cow caught the disease from ...?
> >>
> >>You didn't use a condom?
> >
> >
> > I couldn't find one to fit your head!
>
> Well, I am Italian down there. I call it the "Iron Cross" because it
> looks like a Nazi helmet.

You keep your head down there?

>
>
> >>>>>>We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> >>>>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> >>>>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Hell, $63.00 for six pieces of meat - I guess your freezer is going to be pretty
> >>>>>full with 6 sides of beef in it!
> >>>>
> >>>>No, Greg, a rack of prime rib roast with six ribs on it.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>YOU"VE BEEN ROBBED!
> >>
> >>That feeds 12 people. That's about $5.50 a person.
> >
> >
> > Hell, you can't even buy Mexicans for that price!
>
> We don't sell Mexicans - just rent them.

Sell them? I was talking about you buying them.

Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> LIBassbug wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>
>>>LIBassbug wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>LIBassbug wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>LIBassbug wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>>>>>>>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>>>>>>>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
>>>>>>>>>imports.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>We don't export much beef.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>LOL. You will be exporting considerably less from now on. (we hope)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why would you hope that? Do we tell you we think you should export less
>>>>>>lamb?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Absolutely, you ****wit.
>>>>
>>>>We do not, ****wit.
>>>
>>>
>>>Of course you have
>>>- you apply quotas, which is the direct means your government uses to limit the amount we
>>>may send to the USa.
>>
>>>- you apply import taxes to the lamb we send. That's an indirect means.
>>>- you apply duty to the lamb we send you. That's another indirect means.
>>>- you give subsidies to your own lamb producers - that's Socialisim.
>>
>>We don't tell you not to sell to other places.
>
>
> Yeah, but when you cancel your orders at the last moment what are we supposed to do with the extra
> fatty carcasses?

Do what you usually do - throw away the meat and eat the fat.

>>>>We just tell you that we don't want anymore and
>>>>would like you to stop pushing it on us. Sell it to someone else.
>>>
>>>
>>>Your importers keep telling us they want more, but your government uses the above methods to
>>>restrict our sales to you.
>>
>>Yeah, because our importers keep telling everybody they want more.
>>You're not the only country with fast food quality meat.
>
>
> We're the country with consistantly high quality meat.

Sure, that's why McDonalds soaks the meat in flavoring before cooking.

>>>>>>>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
>>>>>>>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why would we buy anything extra?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Duhh, you think you're going to continue eating infected beef?
>>>>>>>I guess you probably will and put it down to terrorism.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But only one cow was sick.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>And that cow caught the disease from ...?
>>>>
>>>>You didn't use a condom?
>>>
>>>
>>>I couldn't find one to fit your head!
>>
>>Well, I am Italian down there. I call it the "Iron Cross" because it
>>looks like a Nazi helmet.
>
>
> You keep your head down there?

Jealous?

>>>>>>>>We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>>>>>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>>>>>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hell, $63.00 for six pieces of meat - I guess your freezer is going to be pretty
>>>>>>>full with 6 sides of beef in it!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, Greg, a rack of prime rib roast with six ribs on it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>YOU"VE BEEN ROBBED!
>>>>
>>>>That feeds 12 people. That's about $5.50 a person.
>>>
>>>
>>>Hell, you can't even buy Mexicans for that price!
>>
>>We don't sell Mexicans - just rent them.
>
>
> Sell them? I was talking about you buying them.

We don't to buy them - Mexicans grow on trees around here.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg

Bogart wrote:

> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:06:19 +1300, Gregory Procter
> > wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Bogart wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 17:53:13 +1300, Gregory Procter
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >> You didn't use a condom?
> >> >
> >> >I couldn't find one to fit your head!
> >>
> >> That is a pity, Socky. We yanks are so well endowed we always have a
> >> ready supply are gigantic sized condoms available.
> >
> >Great, perhaps a tight one will shut your yap.
>
> Having visions of my huge dick banging against your tight little
> cervix, Socky?

You certainly are a huge dick, Sara, but I prefer to stay clear of imagining
your banging escapades, both the paid and imaginary types.

On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 11:48:15 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:

>
>
>Bogart wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:06:19 +1300, Gregory Procter
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Bogart wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 17:53:13 +1300, Gregory Procter
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> You didn't use a condom?
>> >> >
>> >> >I couldn't find one to fit your head!
>> >>
>> >> That is a pity, Socky. We yanks are so well endowed we always have a
>> >> ready supply are gigantic sized condoms available.
>> >
>> >Great, perhaps a tight one will shut your yap.
>>
>> Having visions of my huge dick banging against your tight little
>> cervix, Socky?
>
>You certainly are a huge dick, Sara, but I prefer to stay clear of imagining
>your banging escapades, both the paid and imaginary types.

So now Sara is a huge dick who has rogered you till you've cried and
bled?

LIBassbug wrote:

> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > LIBassbug wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>LIBassbug wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>LIBassbug wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>LIBassbug wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>nick wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> >>>>>>>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> >>>>>>>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
> >>>>>>>>>imports.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>We don't export much beef.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>LOL. You will be exporting considerably less from now on. (we hope)
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Why would you hope that? Do we tell you we think you should export less
> >>>>>>lamb?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Absolutely, you ****wit.
> >>>>
> >>>>We do not, ****wit.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Of course you have
> >>>- you apply quotas, which is the direct means your government uses to limit the amount we
> >>>may send to the USa.
> >>
> >>>- you apply import taxes to the lamb we send. That's an indirect means.
> >>>- you apply duty to the lamb we send you. That's another indirect means.
> >>>- you give subsidies to your own lamb producers - that's Socialisim.
> >>
> >>We don't tell you not to sell to other places.
> >
> >
> > Yeah, but when you cancel your orders at the last moment what are we supposed to do with the extra
> > fatty carcasses?
>
> Do what you usually do - throw away the meat and eat the fat.

Most of our lamb is low fat, the way we and most nations prefer it - only the yanks want loads of excess
fat.

>
>
> >>>>We just tell you that we don't want anymore and
> >>>>would like you to stop pushing it on us. Sell it to someone else.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Your importers keep telling us they want more, but your government uses the above methods to
> >>>restrict our sales to you.
> >>
> >>Yeah, because our importers keep telling everybody they want more.
> >>You're not the only country with fast food quality meat.
> >
> >
> > We're the country with consistantly high quality meat.
>
> Sure, that's why McDonalds soaks the meat in flavoring before cooking.

You grow your meat with no flavouring? Surely all that chicken shit feed would give it a distinctive
flavour???

>
>
> >>>>>>>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> >>>>>>>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Why would we buy anything extra?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Duhh, you think you're going to continue eating infected beef?
> >>>>>>>I guess you probably will and put it down to terrorism.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>But only one cow was sick.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>And that cow caught the disease from ...?
> >>>>
> >>>>You didn't use a condom?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>I couldn't find one to fit your head!
> >>
> >>Well, I am Italian down there. I call it the "Iron Cross" because it
> >>looks like a Nazi helmet.
> >
> >
> > You keep your head down there?
>
> Jealous?

I wouldn't mind a real Iron Cross for my collection of military medals, but otherwise no.

>
>
> >>>>>>>>We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> >>>>>>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> >>>>>>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Hell, $63.00 for six pieces of meat - I guess your freezer is going to be pretty
> >>>>>>>full with 6 sides of beef in it!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>No, Greg, a rack of prime rib roast with six ribs on it.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>YOU"VE BEEN ROBBED!
> >>>>
> >>>>That feeds 12 people. That's about $5.50 a person.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Hell, you can't even buy Mexicans for that price!
> >>
> >>We don't sell Mexicans - just rent them.
> >
> >
> > Sell them? I was talking about you buying them.
>
> We don't to buy them - Mexicans grow on trees around here.

Surely you could afford a few more trailers for them to live in, after all that's got to be the cheapest
housing option above your packing case slums?

>
>
> --
> Chris.
> http://****france.com/
>
> Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
> Liberation.
>
> No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
> get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg
>
> funny mp3
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3
>
> The new Three Stooge's
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg
>
> Two clowns.
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg
>
> Groggy No-cite on the job site.
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg

Bogart wrote:

> On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 11:48:15 +1300, Gregory Procter
> > wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Bogart wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:06:19 +1300, Gregory Procter
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Bogart wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 17:53:13 +1300, Gregory Procter
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> You didn't use a condom?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I couldn't find one to fit your head!
> >> >>
> >> >> That is a pity, Socky. We yanks are so well endowed we always have a
> >> >> ready supply are gigantic sized condoms available.
> >> >
> >> >Great, perhaps a tight one will shut your yap.
> >>
> >> Having visions of my huge dick banging against your tight little
> >> cervix, Socky?
> >
> >You certainly are a huge dick, Sara, but I prefer to stay clear of imagining
> >your banging escapades, both the paid and imaginary types.
>
> So now Sara is a huge dick who has rogered you till you've cried and
> bled?

You're becoming very confused - perhaps a lie down would help you?

On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 12:38:54 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:

>
>
>Bogart wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 11:48:15 +1300, Gregory Procter
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Bogart wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:06:19 +1300, Gregory Procter
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >Bogart wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 17:53:13 +1300, Gregory Procter
>> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You didn't use a condom?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I couldn't find one to fit your head!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That is a pity, Socky. We yanks are so well endowed we always have a
>> >> >> ready supply are gigantic sized condoms available.
>> >> >
>> >> >Great, perhaps a tight one will shut your yap.
>> >>
>> >> Having visions of my huge dick banging against your tight little
>> >> cervix, Socky?
>> >
>> >You certainly are a huge dick, Sara, but I prefer to stay clear of imagining
>> >your banging escapades, both the paid and imaginary types.
>>
>> So now Sara is a huge dick who has rogered you till you've cried and
>> bled?
>
>You're becoming very confused - perhaps a lie down would help you?

Oh, you bled first and _then_ cried after you were rogered?

Gregory Procter wrote:

>
> LIBassbug wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>
>>>LIBassbug wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>LIBassbug wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Bogart wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 21:22:31 GMT, "Webzpider" >
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Can those mad dogs get "mad cow disease" since they're already mad?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Mad Cow disease....UK....Mad Dogs and Englishman.....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Of course, the US will do it bigger and better while blaming some peasant
>>>>>>>nation on the other side of the world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Cmom, Greg, we don't think you are ALL peasants.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>That's ok Chris, we don't think you're at all pleasant.
>>>>
>>>>Well, we don't think you ALL are unpleasant - just the fat ones.
>>>
>>>
>>>So you consider yourself to be unpleasant - I always thought of you as fat and
>>>pleasant.
>>
>>My wife bought me potpourri underwear for Christmas so when I fart it
>>releases fragrance into the air.
>>
>>Right now my bedroom smells like "Summer Rose Petal".
>
>
> I don't think there's any answer to that!

Well, it's either that or "low tide ocean breeze".

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg