General Cooking (rec.food.cooking) For general food and cooking discussion. Foods of all kinds, food procurement, cooking methods and techniques, eating, etc.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)   Report Post  
nick
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!

"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"

"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"

(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)

"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
disease", or BSE, in Washington state."

"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)


  #2 (permalink)   Report Post  
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

In article >, "nick"
> wrote:
>
>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!


It could be too late for some.

-----
However, meat from a cow with the deadly mad cow disease may have already been
eaten, possibly in the form of hamburger, Washington State Deputy Director of
Agriculture Bill Brookerson said yesterday.

Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had already been
consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."
-----

--

"The citizen's job is to be rude -- to pierce the comfort of professional intercourse by
boorish expressions of doubt." --John Ralston Saul
  #3 (permalink)   Report Post  
Bogart
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 09:54:56 -0000, "nick"
> wrote:

>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!


But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.

>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>
>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"


And will soon joining the millions of dead cows and sheep in the UK?


>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)


Or getting caught placing *** personal ads, eh Fatso. Bwahaha..etc.

>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>
>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>
>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)


If the US ever bans beef, Fatso..er Nick won't ever get a green
card.

  #5 (permalink)   Report Post  
Larry Jandro
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

Waiving the right to remain silent, "nick"
> said:

> "In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's
> biggest importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."


Japanses cars are involved in thousands of US deaths. I propose that
we move to ban their import.

--
Larry Jandro - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail

"Lord, are we worthy of the task that lies before us,
or are we just jerking off..?"


  #6 (permalink)   Report Post  
Asmodeus
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

" Bogart " > wrote in
s.com:

> But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.


So nicky is a vegetarian? Figures.

--
Notice posted.

* This is not a peanut free zone!
* The use of adult beverages, tobacco products,
sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms
(when necessary) is encouraged on these premises.
* Jack-booted government thugs without warrants
will be shot upon entry.

Have a nice day :-)
-- Mark Renfro
  #7 (permalink)   Report Post  
Larry Jandro
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

Waiving the right to remain silent, Asmodeus
> said:

> " Bogart " > wrote in
> s.com:
>
>> But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.

>
> So nicky is a vegetarian? Figures.


Nicky can afford to eat only what grows in his large navel.

--
Larry Jandro - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail

"Lord, are we worthy of the task that lies before us,
or are we just jerking off..?"
  #8 (permalink)   Report Post  
AH#49
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

Asmodeus wrote:
>
> " Bogart " > wrote in
> s.com:
>
> > But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.

>
> So nicky is a vegetarian? Figures.


He's a vegetable.
  #9 (permalink)   Report Post  
Gregory Procter
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



nick wrote:

> Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>
> "First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>
> "The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>
> (symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>
> "The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>
> "In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>
> (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)


New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
imports.
We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

Regards,
Greg.P.

  #11 (permalink)   Report Post  
nick
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"Larry Jandro" > wrote in message

> > Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
> > already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."

>
> Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?


That there are mad people in the USA?


  #12 (permalink)   Report Post  
Bogart
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:27:38 -0000, "nick"
> wrote:

>
>"Larry Jandro" > wrote in message
>
>> > Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
>> > already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."

>>
>> Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?

>
>That there are mad people in the USA?


We don't get mad at you limey ****heads, we get annoyed and
occasionally we get angry, but mad, not so Fatso.

  #13 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Gregory Procter wrote:

>
> nick wrote:
>
>
>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>>
>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>>
>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>>
>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>>
>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>>
>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>>
>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)

>
>
> New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
> imports.


We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not exporter.

> We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P


Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg

Nick ****ing in the shower.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/clean.jpg

Poor Laura!
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/poor_laura.gif



  #15 (permalink)   Report Post  
nick
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message

> Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> $63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.


You misspelled phat again.




  #16 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



nick wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
>
>
>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.

>
>
> You misspelled phat again.


The ribs are both fat and phat, but Groggy the Hut is just 'fat'.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg

Nick ****ing in the shower.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/clean.jpg

Poor Laura!
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/poor_laura.gif



  #17 (permalink)   Report Post  
nick
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message

> >>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> >>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> >>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.

> >
> >
> > You misspelled phat again.

>
> The ribs are both fat and phat, but Groggy the Hut is just 'fat'.


So what's Father C got in his big fat sack for you this year?


  #18 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



nick wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>>
>>>
>>>You misspelled phat again.

>>
>>The ribs are both fat and phat, but Groggy the Hut is just 'fat'.

>
>
> So what's Father C got in his big fat sack for you this year?


A new scroll saw. YES!!! And you?

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg




  #19 (permalink)   Report Post  
nick
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message

> >>>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> >>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> >>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You misspelled phat again.
> >>
> >>The ribs are both fat and phat, but Groggy the Hut is just 'fat'.

> >
> >
> > So what's Father C got in his big fat sack for you this year?

>
> A new scroll saw. YES!!! And you?


I don't actually know, it will be a surprise.

Have a good Christmas, and go easy on the genetically modified, cheez whiz
stuffed turkey..


  #20 (permalink)   Report Post  
Pat Hines
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

nick wrote:

> Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>
> "First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>
> "The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>
> (symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>
> "The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>
> "In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>
> (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
>
>


"You eat us. You wear us. You kill our children. You sneak into the fields and
tip us over. Of course we're mad!" Jerry Seinfeld on Mad Cow



  #21 (permalink)   Report Post  
Donald L Ferrt
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

"nick" > wrote in message >...
> Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>
> "First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>
> "The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>
> (symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>
> "The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>
> "In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>
> (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)



Either that or grass fed beef!

You have plenty to deal with:

http://www.lambandwool.com

http://www.lasatergrasslandsbeef.com


http://www.ervins.com

http://www.eatwild.com
  #22 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



nick wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>>>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>>>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You misspelled phat again.
>>>>
>>>>The ribs are both fat and phat, but Groggy the Hut is just 'fat'.
>>>
>>>
>>>So what's Father C got in his big fat sack for you this year?

>>
>>A new scroll saw. YES!!! And you?

>
>
> I don't actually know, it will be a surprise.
>
> Have a good Christmas,


You too, Nick.

>and go easy on the genetically modified, cheez whiz
> stuffed turkey..


I will if you will.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg




  #23 (permalink)   Report Post  
Morton Davis
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
.net...
>
>
> Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> >
> > nick wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> >>
> >>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> >>
> >>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> >>
> >>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> >>
> >>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> >>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> >>
> >>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> >>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> >>
> >>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)

> >
> >
> > New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US

beef
> > imports.

>
> We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
> consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not

exporter.
>
> > We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> > drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

>
> Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> $63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>


I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
and I plan to stock up.

-*MORT*-


  #24 (permalink)   Report Post  
Gregory Procter
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



nick wrote:

> "Larry Jandro" > wrote in message
>
> > > Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
> > > already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."

> >
> > Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?

>
> That there are mad people in the USA?


More definite than probable - for example, Sara is definitely a mad cow.



  #25 (permalink)   Report Post  
Gregory Procter
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Bogart wrote:

> On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:27:38 -0000, "nick"
> > wrote:
>
> >
> >"Larry Jandro" > wrote in message
> >
> >> > Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
> >> > already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."
> >>
> >> Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?

> >
> >That there are mad people in the USA?

>
> We don't get mad at you limey ****heads, we get annoyed and
> occasionally we get angry, but mad, not so Fatso.


You're definitely mad!



  #26 (permalink)   Report Post  
Gregory Procter
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



LIBassbug wrote:

> Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> >
> > nick wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> >>
> >>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> >>
> >>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> >>
> >>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> >>
> >>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> >>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> >>
> >>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> >>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> >>
> >>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)

> >
> >
> > New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
> > imports.

>
> We don't export much beef.


LOL. You will be exporting considerably less from now on. (we hope)

> The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
> consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not exporter.


We know Chris - we export beef to you.

>
>
> > We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> > drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

>
> Why would we buy anything extra?


Duhh, you think you're going to continue eating infected beef?
I guess you probably will and put it down to terrorism.

> We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> $63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.


Hell, $63.00 for six pieces of meat - I guess your freezer is going to be pretty
full with 6 sides of beef in it!

  #28 (permalink)   Report Post  
Dave Whitmarsh
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 04:19:06 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote:

>
>"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
v.net...
>>
>>
>> Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > nick wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>> >>
>> >>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>> >>
>> >>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>> >>
>> >>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>> >>
>> >>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>> >>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>> >>
>> >>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>> >>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>> >>
>> >>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
>> >
>> >
>> > New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US

>beef
>> > imports.

>>
>> We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
>> consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not

>exporter.
>>
>> > We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
>> > drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

>>
>> Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>> just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>> $63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>

>
>I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
>one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
>freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
>and I plan to stock up.
>
>-*MORT*-


You're welcome to all the shitty merkin beef you can buy - it's fat
and tough, your socialised farmers never learnt the skill of raising
beef worth eating.

--
The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis:

On American children rummaging through rubbish for food:
"True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it"

His neo-con solution for world peace:
"When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no
human life remains."
  #29 (permalink)   Report Post  
Gregory Procter
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Morton Davis wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
> .net...
> >
> >
> > Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > nick wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> > >>
> > >>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> > >>
> > >>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> > >>
> > >>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> > >>
> > >>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> > >>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> > >>
> > >>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> > >>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> > >>
> > >>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
> > >
> > >
> > > New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US

> beef
> > > imports.

> >
> > We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
> > consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not

> exporter.
> >
> > > We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> > > drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

> >
> > Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> > just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> > $63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
> >

>
> I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
> one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
> freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
> and I plan to stock up.
>
> -*MORT*-


Good for you Mortie, of course there's only one slightly irritated cow!

Regards,
Greg.P.


  #30 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Dave Whitmarsh wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 04:19:06 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> > wrote:
>
>
>>"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
. cv.net...
>>
>>>
>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>nick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>>>>>
>>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>>>>>
>>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>>>>>
>>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>>>>>
>>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>>>>>
>>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>>>>>
>>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US

>>
>>beef
>>
>>>>imports.
>>>
>>>We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
>>>consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not

>>
>>exporter.
>>
>>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
>>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P
>>>
>>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>>

>>
>>I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
>>one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
>>freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
>>and I plan to stock up.
>>
>>-*MORT*-

>
>
> You're welcome to all the shitty merkin beef you can buy - it's fat
> and tough, your socialised farmers never learnt the skill of raising
> beef worth eating.


Yeah right!

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg






  #31 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Gregory Procter wrote:

>
> LIBassbug wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>
>>>nick wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>>>>
>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>>>>
>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>>>>
>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>>>>
>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>>>>
>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>>>>
>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
>>>
>>>
>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
>>>imports.

>>
>>We don't export much beef.

>
>
> LOL. You will be exporting considerably less from now on. (we hope)


Why would you hope that? Do we tell you we think you should export less
lamb?

>>The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
>>consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not exporter.

>
>
> We know Chris - we export beef to you.


Not any more you don't. Since 15 counties placed a ban on our beef we
have an abundance. We won't be needing to buy your meat.

>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

>>
>>Why would we buy anything extra?

>
>
> Duhh, you think you're going to continue eating infected beef?
> I guess you probably will and put it down to terrorism.


But only one cow was sick.

>>We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.

>
>
> Hell, $63.00 for six pieces of meat - I guess your freezer is going to be pretty
> full with 6 sides of beef in it!


No, Greg, a rack of prime rib roast with six ribs on it.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg




  #32 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Gregory Procter wrote:

>
> Morton Davis wrote:


>>
>>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
>>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P
>>>
>>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>>

>>
>>I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
>>one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
>>freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
>>and I plan to stock up.
>>
>>-*MORT*-

>
>
> Good for you Mortie, of course there's only one slightly irritated cow!


When did you move to Florida?

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg




  #33 (permalink)   Report Post  
LIBassbug
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?



Morton Davis wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
> .net...
>
>>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>
>>>nick wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
>>>>
>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
>>>>
>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
>>>>
>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
>>>>
>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
>>>>
>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
>>>>
>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
>>>
>>>
>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US

>
> beef
>
>>>imports.

>>
>>We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
>>consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not

>
> exporter.
>
>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

>>
>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
>>

>
>
> I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
> one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
> freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
> and I plan to stock up.


To bad we can't do the same thing with crude oil. I think we should all
have personal home refinery kits in out garages.

What do you think of that, Nick? We won't have to fix our leaky cars
anymore, we'll just pump fresh oil in.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Groggy No-cite on the job site.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg




  #34 (permalink)   Report Post  
Dave Whitmarsh
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 17:53:41 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:

>
>
>Boogert wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:27:38 -0000, "nick"
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Larry Jandro" > wrote in message
>> >
>> >> > Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
>> >> > already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."
>> >>
>> >> Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?
>> >
>> >That there are mad people in the USA?

>>
>> We don't get mad at you limey ****heads, we get annoyed and
>> occasionally we get angry, but mad, not so Fatso.

>
>You're definitely mad!


....and she's a cow...

--
The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis:

On American children rummaging through rubbish for food:
"True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it"

His neo-con solution for world peace:
"When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no
human life remains."
  #35 (permalink)   Report Post  
Steve Hix
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

In article >,
LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote:

> Dave Whitmarsh wrote:
>
> >
> > You're welcome to all the shitty merkin beef you can buy - it's fat
> > and tough, your socialised farmers never learnt the skill of raising
> > beef worth eating.


I suppose that's easier than admitting you can't afford any decent cuts.


  #36 (permalink)   Report Post  
Dave Whitmarsh
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 00:11:45 -0800, Steve Hix
> wrote:

>In article >,
> LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote:
>
>> Dave Whitmarsh wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > You're welcome to all the shitty merkin beef you can buy - it's fat
>> > and tough, your socialised farmers never learnt the skill of raising
>> > beef worth eating.

>
>I suppose that's easier than admitting you can't afford any decent cuts.


Your admission is noted.

--
The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis:

On American children rummaging through rubbish for food:
"True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it"

His neo-con solution for world peace:
"When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no
human life remains."
  #37 (permalink)   Report Post  
Webzpider
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"Morton Davis" > wrote in message
news:_ytGb.452273$Dw6.1365075@attbi_s02...
>
> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
> .net...
> >
> >
> > Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > nick wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> > >>
> > >>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> > >>
> > >>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> > >>
> > >>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> > >>
> > >>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> > >>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> > >>
> > >>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
> > >>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> > >>
> > >>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
> > >
> > >
> > > New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US

> beef
> > > imports.

> >
> > We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
> > consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not

> exporter.
> >
> > > We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
> > > drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

> >
> > Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> > just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> > $63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
> >

>
> I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from where
> one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
> freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way down
> and I plan to stock up.
>
> -*MORT*-


Watch out for the "mad Alligator disease", not that anyone would see any
difference when you're hit.

Webzpider


" I found alligator a bit chewy, but not bad."
-*MORT*-









  #38 (permalink)   Report Post  
nick
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message

> To bad we can't do the same thing with crude oil. I think we should all
> have personal home refinery kits in out garages.
>
> What do you think of that, Nick? We won't have to fix our leaky cars
> anymore, we'll just pump fresh oil in.


Or you could run them on methane, the average burger munching, chubby, lard
arsed American produces plenty each year, just have a tubes running from the
seats.


  #39 (permalink)   Report Post  
Morton Davis
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?


"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
.net...
>
>
> Dave Whitmarsh wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 04:19:06 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> > > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
> . cv.net...
> >>
> >>>
> >>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>nick wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
> >>>>>disease", or BSE, in Washington state."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's

biggest
> >>>>>importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US
> >>
> >>beef
> >>
> >>>>imports.
> >>>
> >>>We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
> >>>consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not
> >>
> >>exporter.
> >>
> >>>>We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now

rise
> >>>>drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P
> >>>
> >>>Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
> >>>just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
> >>>$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.
> >>>
> >>
> >>I live in Florida. Floridians eat Florida raised beef, far away from

where
> >>one cow had "mad cow". Right now, I'm in the market for a small chest
> >>freezer to put on my back porch. The price of beef is about to go way

down
> >>and I plan to stock up.
> >>
> >>-*MORT*-

> >
> >
> > You're welcome to all the shitty merkin beef you can buy - it's fat
> > and tough, your socialised farmers never learnt the skill of raising
> > beef worth eating.

>
> Yeah right!
>


That's Angkor. Three ponds of vitrol in a pone pond bag.

-*MORT*-


  #40 (permalink)   Report Post  
Bogart
 
Posts: n/a
Default is there a mad cow in that burger?

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 06:59:40 GMT, Dave Whitmarsh
> wrote:

>On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 17:53:41 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>Boogert wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:27:38 -0000, "nick"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >"Larry Jandro" > wrote in message
>>> >
>>> >> > Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
>>> >> > already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."
>>> >>
>>> >> Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?
>>> >
>>> >That there are mad people in the USA?
>>>
>>> We don't get mad at you limey ****heads, we get annoyed and
>>> occasionally we get angry, but mad, not so Fatso.

>>
>>You're definitely mad!

>
>...and she's a cow...


Shuddup Sable...er "Dave". You're the only shitfaced old cow around
here. Now go lick Socky's crusty buttocks.
Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules

Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
All-Bacon Burger Created By SoCal Burger Chain Slater's 50/50 Malcom \Mal\ Reynolds General Cooking 3 09-07-2012 01:33 AM
What's Best For The Best Burger? Ron[_14_] General Cooking 5 03-04-2012 10:49 AM
First Burger Join in Beirut - Lebanon (Classic Burger Joint)www.cbj.me lboodl Restaurants 0 05-04-2010 01:33 PM
Is a Burger with out a bun a Burger? JuanGuady Recipes 3 29-08-2009 05:33 AM
World's most expensive ($200) Burger King burger Corey Richardson General Cooking 7 31-07-2008 01:53 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:09 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 FoodBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.
 

About Us

"It's about Food and drink"