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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 17:08:10 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote: > >"Asmodeus" > wrote in message . 76.16... >> Dave Whitmarsh > wrote in >> s.com: >> >> > His neo-con solution for world peace: >> > "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no >> > human life remains." >> >> Sounds like an excellent idea to me. It would save billions >> of dollars in diapers. >> > >Angkor is quoting me? How SPECIAL... You're his hero, Mort. ![]() >-*MORT*- > |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote:
> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@ your.net> > wrote: > >>Bogart wrote: >>> >>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only >>> eater-London > wrote: >>> >>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. >>> >>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? >> >>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have >>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to time." >> >>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all >>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes >>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled >>floors! > > It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the food > on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve > killing and slaughterhouses. Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the forehead... not with a gun. ....but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. -- i.m. The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history. |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:28:16 -0600, "Ivan Marsh" >
wrote: >On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote: > >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@ your.net> >> wrote: >> >>>Bogart wrote: >>>> >>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only >>>> eater-London > wrote: >>>> >>>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. >>>> >>>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? >>> >>>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have >>>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to time." >>> >>>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all >>>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes >>>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled >>>floors! >> >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the food >> on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve >> killing and slaughterhouses. > >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the >forehead... not with a gun. Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() |
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![]() " Bogart " > wrote in message s.com... > On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:28:16 -0600, "Ivan Marsh" > > wrote: > > >On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote: > > > >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"AssholeT#49"@ your.net> > >> wrote: > >> > >>>Bogart wrote: > >>>> > >>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only > >>>> eater-London > wrote: > >>>> > >>>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. > >>>> > >>>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? > >>> > >>>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have > >>>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to time." > >>> > >>>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all > >>>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes > >>>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled > >>>floors! > >> > >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the food > >> on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve > >> killing and slaughterhouses. > > > >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the > >forehead... not with a gun. > > Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() > > >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. > > Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? -*MORT*- |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 21:00:26 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote: > >" Bogart " > wrote in message ws.com... >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:28:16 -0600, "Ivan Marsh" > >> wrote: >> >> >On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote: >> > >> >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"AssholeT#49"@ your.net> >> >> wrote: >> >> >> >>>Bogart wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only >> >>>> eater-London > wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. >> >>>> >> >>>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? >> >>> >> >>>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have >> >>>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to >time." >> >>> >> >>>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all >> >>>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes >> >>>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled >> >>>floors! >> >> >> >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the food >> >> on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve >> >> killing and slaughterhouses. >> > >> >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the >> >forehead... not with a gun. >> >> Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() >> >> >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. >> >> Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() > >I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? ![]() Ivan, we await your wisdom. >-*MORT*- > |
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The Wolf wrote:
> >> As more information comes in, it looks more and more like that cow came from > >> Canada. Meanwhile, I'm hoping the hysteria will last long enough for me to > >> lay in a year's supply of cheap, Florida grown, meat. > > > > Actually, as more information comes to light, the origins of the cow is > > question > > becomes even more questionable. The US authorities have described the cow as a > > 9-12 year old and as a hour year old Heifer, but Canadian records show it has > > being a 6 year old cow who has had two calves. Thus, the cow seems to have had > > at least three different identities. > > Let's talk common sense. Canada has admitted beef with the disease so what > can a reasonable person deduce where the U.S. Infected cow came from? Yes, we acknowledged there was a case of BSE. That cow had no connection at all to the one that turned up in Washington. Common sense does not dictate pointing the blame at Canada when there are so many discrepancies about the identity and source of the infected cow in Washington. Your government provided two different ages for the infected cow, saying that it was a fully mature (9-12) year old and later that it was a four year old heifer (had not had any calves), but the records for the cow from Canada show that it was a 6 year old that had had two calves. Obviously, there is some confusion over the identification, in which case it would have been prudent to establish the facts before pointing the finger. |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 15:15:19 GMT, " Gaybart " >
wrote: Whatever, Sarah, whatever -- The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" His neo-con solution for world peace: "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no human life remains." |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 15:40:55 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote: >As more information comes in, it looks more and more like that cow came from >Canada If only your government could get its stories straight it might look like that. As it stands the merkin officials are, as usual, scurrying around like headless chickens coming up with tall tales to blame someone else. In any case, the fact remains that your funny little colony has been shown to be infected with mad cow no matter where it came from. Deal with it, ****head - you're reaping what you've sown. -- The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" His neo-con solution for world peace: "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no human life remains." |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 17:23:08 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote: > >"Dave Smith" > wrote in message ... >> Morton Davis wrote: >> >> > As more information comes in, it looks more and more like that cow came >from >> > Canada. Meanwhile, I'm hoping the hysteria will last long enough for me >to >> > lay in a year's supply of cheap, Florida grown, meat. >> >> Actually, as more information comes to light, the origins of the cow is >question >> becomes even more questionable. The US authorities have described the cow >as a >> 9-12 year old and as a hour year old Heifer, but Canadian records show it >has >> being a 6 year old cow who has had two calves. Thus, the cow seems to have >had >> at least three different identities. >> >> > BTW, run a google on your butt-buddy, Dave Whitmarsh's past postings as >> > Angkor. He is a TROLL. >> >> And you are not? >> >> >NOPE. Run a google on me. I've been using my real name online for 20 years. >Ankor, aka Dave Whitmarsh, has switched his name multiple times because he's >one on the most killfiled dipshits on usenet. > >-*MORT*- You're a troll, Mort, pure and simple. And a particularly stupid one at that. HTH -- The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" His neo-con solution for world peace: "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no human life remains." |
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![]() "Morton Davis" > wrote in message news:KB0Ib.7520$xX.17110@attbi_s02... > > " Bogart " > wrote in message > s.com... > > On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:28:16 -0600, "Ivan Marsh" > > > wrote: > > > > >On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote: > > > > > >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"AssholeT#49"@ your.net> > > >> wrote: > > >> > > >>>Bogart wrote: > > >>>> > > >>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only > > >>>> eater-London > wrote: > > >>>> > > >>>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. > > >>>> > > >>>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? > > >>> > > >>>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have > > >>>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to > time." > > >>> > > >>>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all > > >>>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes > > >>>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled > > >>>floors! > > >> > > >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the food > > >> on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve > > >> killing and slaughterhouses. > > > > > >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the > > >forehead... not with a gun. > > > > Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() > > > > >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. > > > > Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() > > I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? Some folks find them really scary, you know. |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 21:11:11 +0000, Bogart wrote:
>>> >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the >>> >> food on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't >>> >> involve killing and slaughterhouses. >>> > >>> >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the >>> >forehead... not with a gun. >>> >>> Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() Just a correlation between the "anti-gun crowd" comment and the subject matter. >>> >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. >>> >>> Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() It has nothing to do with religion or morals. >>I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? > > ![]() > > Ivan, we await your wisdom. Do you have any idea how many cows there are in America (277 million beef cattle slaughtered in 2001 alone)? If we stopped eating them we couldn't just let them run wild and I'm pretty sure you're going to be hard pressed to find anyone willing to feed them all if they can't make a profit off of them. Not to mention prevent them from breeding. It would require the same "herd thinning" that's required with other species. -- i.m. The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history. |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 21:00:26 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote: > >" Bogart " > wrote in message ws.com... >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:28:16 -0600, "Ivan Marsh" > >> wrote: >> >> >On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote: >> > >> >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"AssholeT#49"@ your.net> >> >> wrote: >> >> >> >>>Bogart wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only >> >>>> eater-London > wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. >> >>>> >> >>>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? >> >>> >> >>>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have >> >>>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to >time." >> >>> >> >>>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all >> >>>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes >> >>>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled >> >>>floors! >> >> >> >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the food >> >> on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve >> >> killing and slaughterhouses. >> > >> >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the >> >forehead... not with a gun. >> >> Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() >> >> >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. >> >> Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() > >I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? > >-*MORT*- > To prevent you from mating with them, Mort. -- The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" His neo-con solution for world peace: "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no human life remains." |
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![]() "Yardpilot" > wrote in message news:um1Ib.690340$Tr4.1719801@attbi_s03... > > "Morton Davis" > wrote in message > news:KB0Ib.7520$xX.17110@attbi_s02... > > > > " Bogart " > wrote in message > > s.com... > > > On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:28:16 -0600, "Ivan Marsh" > > > > wrote: > > > > > > >On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:09:17 +0000, Bogart wrote: > > > > > > > >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:02:32 GMT, AH#49 <"AssholeT#49"@ your.net> > > > >> wrote: > > > >> > > > >>>Bogart wrote: > > > >>>> > > > >>>> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only > > > >>>> eater-London > wrote: > > > >>>> > > > >>>> >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple > enough. > > > >>>> > > > >>>> Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? > > > >>> > > > >>>Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. "Have > > > >>>acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to > > time." > > > >>> > > > >>>And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all > > > >>>"personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he > believes > > > >>>that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled > > > >>>floors! > > > >> > > > >> It's usually the way with the anti-gun crowd. They all think the > food > > > >> on their table comes from some magical place which doesn't involve > > > >> killing and slaughterhouses. > > > > > > > >Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the > > > >forehead... not with a gun. > > > > > > Did someone say it was done with a gun? ![]() > > > > > > >...but even if we didn't eat cows we'd still have to kill them all. > > > > > > Tell that to a Hindu. ![]() > > > > I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? > > Some folks find them really scary, you know. > > Must've taken "The Far Side" literally? -*MORT*- |
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Little John > wrote in
: > Not sure what the wife will have, since she > detests anything that grows in water I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's about it. -- Notice posted. * This is not a peanut free zone! * The use of adult beverages, tobacco products, sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms (when necessary) is encouraged on these premises. * Jack-booted government thugs without warrants will be shot upon entry. Have a nice day :-) -- Mark Renfro |
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"Ivan Marsh" > wrote in news
![]() @you.now: > Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the > forehead... not with a gun Really? I was raised on a cattle farm, we usually shot them, but I know other people who used a sledgehammer. -- Notice posted. * This is not a peanut free zone! * The use of adult beverages, tobacco products, sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms (when necessary) is encouraged on these premises. * Jack-booted government thugs without warrants will be shot upon entry. Have a nice day :-) -- Mark Renfro |
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"Morton Davis" > wrote in news:KB0Ib.7520
$xX.17110@attbi_s02: > I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? Because they're stupid and annoying? -- Notice posted. * This is not a peanut free zone! * The use of adult beverages, tobacco products, sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms (when necessary) is encouraged on these premises. * Jack-booted government thugs without warrants will be shot upon entry. Have a nice day :-) -- Mark Renfro |
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![]() "Asmodeus" > wrote in message . 204.17... > "Morton Davis" > wrote in news:KB0Ib.7520 > $xX.17110@attbi_s02: > > > I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? > > Because they're stupid and annoying? > > -- LOL;-) |
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![]() "Dave Whitmarsh" > wrote in message s.com... > On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 17:23:08 GMT, "Morton Davis" > > wrote: > > > > >"Dave Smith" > wrote in message > ... > >> Morton Davis wrote: > >> > >> > As more information comes in, it looks more and more like that cow came > >from > >> > Canada. Meanwhile, I'm hoping the hysteria will last long enough for me > >to > >> > lay in a year's supply of cheap, Florida grown, meat. > >> > >> Actually, as more information comes to light, the origins of the cow is > >question > >> becomes even more questionable. The US authorities have described the cow > >as a > >> 9-12 year old and as a hour year old Heifer, but Canadian records show it > >has > >> being a 6 year old cow who has had two calves. Thus, the cow seems to have > >had > >> at least three different identities. > >> > >> > BTW, run a google on your butt-buddy, Dave Whitmarsh's past postings as > >> > Angkor. He is a TROLL. > >> > >> And you are not? > >> > >> > >NOPE. Run a google on me. I've been using my real name online for 20 years. > >Ankor, aka Dave Whitmarsh, has switched his name multiple times because he's > >one on the most killfiled dipshits on usenet. > > > >-*MORT*- > > You're a troll, Mort, pure and simple. And a particularly stupid one > at that. > HTH > > -- > The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: > > On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: > "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" > > His neo-con solution for world peace: > "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no > human life remains." <plonk> Quoting responses to trolls out of context again, Angkor? Miss this one? I'll repeat it, just for you: Oh, to see you linger long in the loving embrace of the Duke of Exeter's daughter! What songs you would sing. Keep changing those fake idents, I have plenty more room in the old killfile, ****TARD. -*MORT*- |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 22:29:30 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote: > >"Dave Whitmarsh" > wrote in message ws.com... >> On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 17:23:08 GMT, "Morton Davis" >> > wrote: >> >> > >> >"Dave Smith" > wrote in message >> ... >> >> Morton Davis wrote: >> >> >> >> > As more information comes in, it looks more and more like that cow >came >> >from >> >> > Canada. Meanwhile, I'm hoping the hysteria will last long enough for >me >> >to >> >> > lay in a year's supply of cheap, Florida grown, meat. >> >> >> >> Actually, as more information comes to light, the origins of the cow is >> >question >> >> becomes even more questionable. The US authorities have described the >cow >> >as a >> >> 9-12 year old and as a hour year old Heifer, but Canadian records show >it >> >has >> >> being a 6 year old cow who has had two calves. Thus, the cow seems to >have >> >had >> >> at least three different identities. >> >> >> >> > BTW, run a google on your butt-buddy, Dave Whitmarsh's past postings >as >> >> > Angkor. He is a TROLL. >> >> >> >> And you are not? >> >> >> >> >> >NOPE. Run a google on me. I've been using my real name online for 20 >years. >> >Ankor, aka Dave Whitmarsh, has switched his name multiple times because >he's >> >one on the most killfiled dipshits on usenet. >> > >> >-*MORT*- >> >> You're a troll, Mort, pure and simple. And a particularly stupid one >> at that. >> HTH >> >> -- >> The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: >> >> On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: >> "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" >> >> His neo-con solution for world peace: >> "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no >> human life remains." > ><plonk> >Quoting responses to trolls out of context again, Angkor? Miss this one? >I'll repeat it, just for you: >Oh, to see you linger long in the loving embrace of the Duke of Exeter's >daughter! What songs you would sing. > >Keep changing those fake idents, I have plenty more room in the old >killfile, ****TARD. > >-*MORT*- You need to learn how to use your newsreader Mortles old chump. -- The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis: On American children rummaging through rubbish for food: "True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it" His neo-con solution for world peace: "When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no human life remains." Displaying that he's yet another lamer with a sticky Caps Lock key who believes that anyone cares about the contents of his killfile: "Keep changing those fake idents, I have plenty more room in the old killfile, ****TARD." |
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Bogart wrote:
> > On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri London > > wrote: > > >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. > > Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? If I couldn't find enough other things to eat, including fish, then yes I would. Of course I wouldn't have much success, being utterly untrained at such things! But then doing something out of sheer survival necessity is hardly a joy. |
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AH#49 wrote:
> > Bogart wrote: > > > > On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:07:52 -0700, Arri-The tame game only eater-London > > > wrote: > > > > >Because there is no joy in hunting for me. That seems simple enough. > > > > Would you hunt if it meant you'd starve to death otherwise? > > Arri would only hunt for another delivery boy to send for food. > "Have acquaintances in both businesses who provided a meal from time to > time." > > And being as s/he can do only that, s/he would rather have all > "personal" hunting and growing denied to everyone else as s/he believes > that all food MUST come from a brightly lit store with nicely tiled > floors! Never said such a thing anywhere;learn to read properly. Go push your agenda in someone else's face. No one here is interested in such nonsense. |
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Asmodeus wrote:
> > Little John > wrote in > : > > > Not sure what the wife will have, since she > > detests anything that grows in water > > I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's > about it. Egads! If it grows in or lives on dirt fertilized or covered with bovine anal excrement's, that's OK, but eating FISH is not yer cup of tea? |
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Asmodeus wrote:
> > "Ivan Marsh" > wrote in news ![]() > @you.now: > > > Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the > > forehead... not with a gun > > Really? I was raised on a cattle farm, we usually shot > them, but I know other people who used a sledgehammer. Real cowboys just wait for them to fall asleep, tip them over, and steal their meat when they ain't looking! |
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Asmodeus wrote:
> > "Morton Davis" > wrote in news:KB0Ib.7520 > $xX.17110@attbi_s02: > > > I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? > > Because they're stupid and annoying? And I already bought several bushels of onions and taters! |
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![]() AH#49 wrote: > Asmodeus wrote: > >>"Morton Davis" > wrote in news:KB0Ib.7520 >>$xX.17110@attbi_s02: >> >> >>>I'm intrigued. Why would we still have to kill all the cows? >> >>Because they're stupid and annoying? > > > And I already bought several bushels of onions and taters! Don't forget the mushrooms. Just don't ask Greg for any - he only has the funny find. -- Chris. http://****france.com/ Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in Liberation. No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.) http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg funny mp3 http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3 The new Three Stooge's http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg Two clowns. http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg Groggy No-cite on the job site. http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/gregatnicks.jpg |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 22:23:52 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Asmodeus > two-fingered to all: |>Little John > wrote in : |> |>> Not sure what the wife will have, since she |>> detests anything that grows in water |> |>I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's |>about it. She won't even do shellfish. It's tough when one half of a couple truly enjoys a dish, and the other detests even the smell of it. jammin1-at-jammin1-dot-com jammin1's Resources www.jammin1.com |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 22:26:25 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Asmodeus > two-fingered to all: |>"Ivan Marsh" > wrote in news ![]() : |> |>> Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the |>> forehead... not with a gun |> |>Really? I was raised on a cattle farm, we usually shot |>them, but I know other people who used a sledgehammer. Most slaughter houses use pneumatic pistons placed against the forehead and triggered, driving the piston/bolt into the brain. This tends to keep the adrenaline rush in the critter to a minimum, which makes the meat better. jammin1-at-jammin1-dot-com jammin1's Resources www.jammin1.com |
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LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in
v.net: > > > Dave Whitmarsh wrote: > >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 04:42:45 GMT, "Morton Davis" >> > wrote: >> >> >>> >>>The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from HMG. >>> >>>http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html >>> >>>-*MORT*- >>> >> >> Keep eating your beef then Mort - you couldn't possible become >> madder if you tried, you friggin loon. > > We have no worries, mate, unlike the rest of your ****ed up > nation's people, we don't consume spinal card and brain matter. > Just the delicious meat. > Maybe not but you use the offal in making meal for other cows hence the possibiltiy of further infections and the rapid spread of BSE. Theoretically, if you don't make your cows cannables you eliminate BSE from the food chain. -- Bernard Hubbard Australian, ***, Green and Proud. |
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Eddy_Down > wrote in
s.com: > > > Morton Davis wrote: >> The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from HMG. >> >> http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html >> >> -*MORT*- >> >> > > Since when did HMG have anything to do with Canada? > > The poor ****wits that live in the US seem to think that every member country of the Commonwealth is ruled by the actions of Westminster. Little do they realize that the major 4 former colonies, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa and Australia were given complete autonomy by the 1932 Statute of Westminster. The majority of the other Commonwealth countries are Republics within the Commonwealth and owe no allegience to HMG. Just let the stupid pricks rave on and make fools of themselves. -- Bernard Hubbard |
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![]() "Bernard Hubbard" > wrote in message ... > LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in > v.net: > > > > > > > Dave Whitmarsh wrote: > > > >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 04:42:45 GMT, "Morton Davis" > >> > wrote: > >> > >> > >>> > >>>The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from HMG. > >>> > >>>http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html > >>> > >>>-*MORT*- > >>> > >> > >> Keep eating your beef then Mort - you couldn't possible become > >> madder if you tried, you friggin loon. > > > > We have no worries, mate, unlike the rest of your ****ed up > > nation's people, we don't consume spinal card and brain matter. > > Just the delicious meat. > > > > Maybe not but you use the offal in making meal for other cows hence > the possibiltiy of further infections and the rapid spread of BSE. > Theoretically, if you don't make your cows cannables you eliminate > BSE from the food chain. > I have no worries. All the beef I eat was raised in my state, Florida. -*MORT*- |
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![]() Bernard Hubbard wrote: > Eddy_Down > wrote in > s.com: > > >> >>Morton Davis wrote: >> >>>The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from HMG. >>> >>>http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html >>> >>>-*MORT*- >>> >>> >> >>Since when did HMG have anything to do with Canada? >> >> > > > The poor ****wits that live in the US seem to think that every > member country of the Commonwealth is ruled by the actions of > Westminster. Little do they realize that the major 4 former > colonies, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa and Australia were > given complete autonomy by the 1932 Statute of Westminster. The > majority of the other Commonwealth countries are Republics within > the Commonwealth and owe no allegience to HMG. Just let the stupid > pricks rave on and make fools of themselves. > Two days for an answer and why am I not suprised no American could answer it? Maybe they'll try and blaim that massive power failure in the USA on HMG as well. |
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On 30 Dec 2003 15:42:11 +1100, Bernard Hubbard
> wrote: >Eddy_Down > wrote in ws.com: > >> >> >> Morton Davis wrote: >>> The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from HMG. >>> >>> http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html >>> >>> -*MORT*- >>> >>> >> >> Since when did HMG have anything to do with Canada? >> >> > >The poor ****wits that live in the US seem to think that every >member country of the Commonwealth is ruled by the actions of >Westminster. Little do they realize that the major 4 former >colonies, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa and Australia were >given complete autonomy by the 1932 Statute of Westminster. The >majority of the other Commonwealth countries are Republics within >the Commonwealth and owe no allegience to HMG. Just let the stupid >pricks rave on and make fools of themselves. Oh look..Mother Hubbard and Jude Girl are an item. ![]() |
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On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 00:43:30 GMT, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@ your.net>
wrote: >Asmodeus wrote: >> >> Little John > wrote in >> : >> >> > Not sure what the wife will have, since she >> > detests anything that grows in water >> >> I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's >> about it. > >Egads! > >If it grows in or lives on dirt fertilized or covered with bovine anal >excrement's, that's OK, but eating FISH is not yer cup of tea? Did you ever think about what fish do in the water? EVERYTHING! That's what's so bad about watered drinks. -- Bill Funk replace "g" with "a" |
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The Wolf wrote:
> The NY Times reports the age discrepancy has been rectified. A liberal like > yourself swears on the accuracy of the NY Times........... So let's get this straight..... after first saying that the cow was fully matured, and then saying that it was a four year old heifer (had never had a calf), and being confronted with Canadian records, that said it was 6 1/2 years old, the US government has now changed the age to suit the Canadian records?? Considering the political and economic impact of a situation like this, would it not be appropriate that they get their story straight before they start pointing fingers? |
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On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 09:17:13 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Bill Funk > two-fingered to all: |>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 00:43:30 GMT, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@ your.net> |>wrote: |> |>>Asmodeus wrote: |>>> |>>> Little John > wrote in |>>> : |>>> |>>> > Not sure what the wife will have, since she |>>> > detests anything that grows in water |>>> |>>> I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's |>>> about it. |>> |>>Egads! |>> |>>If it grows in or lives on dirt fertilized or covered with bovine anal |>>excrement's, that's OK, but eating FISH is not yer cup of tea? |> |>Did you ever think about what fish do in the water? |>EVERYTHING! |> |>That's what's so bad about watered drinks. Of even greater concern is what people do in the water. jammin1-at-jammin1-dot-com jammin1's Resources www.jammin1.com |
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Dave Smith > wrote:
> The Wolf wrote: > > The NY Times reports the age discrepancy has been rectified. A liberal like > > yourself swears on the accuracy of the NY Times........... > So let's get this straight..... after first saying that the cow was fully matured, > and then saying that it was a four year old heifer (had never had a calf), and being > confronted with Canadian records, that said it was 6 1/2 years old, the US > government has now changed the age to suit the Canadian records?? Considering the > political and economic impact of a situation like this, would it not be appropriate > that they get their story straight before they start pointing fingers? While I can agree that getting the facts straight before talking about it would be nice, I can easily see how the confusion might have started. Cattle auctions, and cattle dealers, might just have gotten (or originated) some bogus age and origin info in an effort to sell their product. Normally, nobody will come back a few years later asking specifics of date/place/etc. I will not speculate if such creative pedigree sweetening occurred in Canada or the US in this case, or even at all. It might all just be poor recordkeeping. Bill Ranck Blacksburg, Va. |
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On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 10:47:45 -0700, Little John
> wrote: >On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 09:17:13 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, >once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, >Bill Funk > two-fingered to all: > >|>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 00:43:30 GMT, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@ your.net> >|>wrote: >|> >|>>Asmodeus wrote: >|>>> >|>>> Little John > wrote in >|>>> : >|>>> >|>>> > Not sure what the wife will have, since she >|>>> > detests anything that grows in water >|>>> >|>>> I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's >|>>> about it. >|>> >|>>Egads! >|>> >|>>If it grows in or lives on dirt fertilized or covered with bovine anal >|>>excrement's, that's OK, but eating FISH is not yer cup of tea? >|> >|>Did you ever think about what fish do in the water? >|>EVERYTHING! >|> >|>That's what's so bad about watered drinks. > >Of even greater concern is what people do in the water. Been tubing, eh? Amazing! Six hours in the water drinking beer, and *NO ONE* needs to ****. -- Bill Funk replace "g" with "a" |
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The Wolf wrote:
> > > government has now changed the age to suit the Canadian records?? Considering > > the > > political and economic impact of a situation like this, would it not be > > appropriate > > that they get their story straight before they start pointing fingers? > > > > > > Yes it would, I think the entire thing is way overblown. Considering the low > risk of humans contracting it. But if all the attention leads to better > inspections than it is a good thing. I agree that it is overblown. Unfortunately, the last mad cow incident cost the Canadian beef industry billions of dollars. Steps had already been taken to regulate he sort of feed that can be given to cattle to prevent BSE. The Canadian government is apparently now admitting the possibility that the cow did in fact originate in Alberta. They are now investigating the feed to see how it could have been contaminated. > Blaming canada is fun though. It seems to be a national past time. |
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