"Arri London" > wrote in message
...
> Morton Davis wrote:
> >
> > "Arri London" > wrote in message
> > ...
>
> <snip>
>
> > >
> > > Don't need to step in front of a large truck to get an idea that I
> > > wouldn't get any joy out of that either LOL!
> >
> > It's quite a different thing. I've hunted with a gun and I've hunted
naked,
> > with nothing but a sharp knife (in my misspent youth). Recently, at the
> > local flea market, I ran into a vendor who was selling a book about his
> > adventures hunting game with spears. He had a couple of sample spears
with
> > him Think 15" long broadpoint arowheads.
> >
> > -+*MORT*-
>
> Just not in my makeup really. There is no good reason for me to start
> and certainly my time is taken up fully with things I need to do and a
> few things I like to do.
> You are free to enjoy it; I don't need to.

Nor do I, but I do not besmirch those who enjoy hunting, so long as they do
not poach or leave carcasses to rot.

-*MORT*-

Dave Whitmarsh wrote:


> Again, New York has never really appealed.

Appealed, or allowed you to enter?

You know it's the latter, don't you?

On Thu, 1 Jan 2004 00:12:55 -0000, "nick"
> wrote:

>You'd get to see Chris and his doublewide.

The only doublewide in this newsgroup, Fatso, is your buttocks.

On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 00:04:15 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Mongo
Jones > two-fingered to all:

|>>In talk.politics.guns Little John > wrote:
|>
|>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 21:51:50 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once
|>>again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Mongo
|>>Jones > two-fingered to all:
|>>
|>>|>>In talk.politics.guns Little John > wrote:
|>>|>
|>>|>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 22:26:25 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
|>>once
|>>|>>again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
|>>Asmodeus
> two-fingered to all:
|>>|>>
|>>|>>|>"Ivan Marsh" > wrote in
newsan.2003.12.29.20.28.14.296562
:
|>>|>>|>
|>>|>>|>> Which is done by anal electrocution or a pneumatic pin through the
|>>|>>|>> forehead... not with a gun
|>>|>>|>
|>>|>>|>Really? I was raised on a cattle farm, we usually shot
|>>|>>|>them, but I know other people who used a sledgehammer.
|>>|>>
|>>|>>Most slaughter houses use pneumatic pistons placed against the forehead
and
|>>|>>triggered, driving the piston/bolt into the brain. This tends to keep the
|>>|>>adrenaline rush in the critter to a minimum, which makes the meat better.
|>>|>
|>>|>Just for the hell of it, I looked this up because I always hear it,
|>>|>but never knew exactly why- figured it wasn't the adrenaline itself
|>>|>that did it. Thought you might like to know why.
|>>
|>>Thanks. If you'd asked, I would have been happy to tell you.
|>
|>I figured that, but then there was the chance that my question might
|>have startled you, and then your meat would have been spoiled. :>

hahahahaha Then you'd have had to deal with the wife. You don't want that!
:-)


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On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 00:14:27 -0000, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"nick" > two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"Little John" > wrote in message
|>
|>> Thanks. If you'd asked, I would have been happy to tell you. You learn a
|>lot
|>> about meat working in a meat packing and processing plant like I did
|>
|>You worked in a slaughter house?

I see you're still have difficulty with the written word.

I worked in a meat packing and processing plant, where the stuff from the
slaughterhouse was sent.

Since the same company owned a couple of slaughterhouses, quite a few of the
people at the plant had worked the lines in the house before transferring to the
preferable job of packing and processing. I did visit the house a few times as
part of the management training program. Even picked up a few pointers for
simplifying life on the farm.


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Bernard Hubbard wrote:

> Gregory Procter > wrote in
> :
>
> >
> >
> > Morton Davis wrote:
> >
> >> "Bernard Hubbard" > wrote in
> >> message ...
> >> > LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in
> >> > v.net:
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Dave Whitmarsh wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 04:42:45 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> >> > >> > wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >>
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from
> >> > >>>HMG.
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>-*MORT*-
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Keep eating your beef then Mort - you couldn't possible
> >> > >> become madder if you tried, you friggin loon.
> >> > >
> >> > > We have no worries, mate, unlike the rest of your ****ed up
> >> > > nation's people, we don't consume spinal card and brain
> >> > > matter. Just the delicious meat.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Maybe not but you use the offal in making meal for other cows
> >> > hence the possibiltiy of further infections and the rapid
> >> > spread of BSE. Theoretically, if you don't make your cows
> >> > cannables you eliminate BSE from the food chain.
> >> >
> >>
> >> I have no worries. All the beef I eat was raised in my state,
> >> Florida.
> >>
> >> -*MORT*-
> >
> > Bernard! There's no BSE until it's officially announced - every
> > yank knows that!
> >
> >
>
> But the tests done in the UK were positive. How can the US deny
> there is BSE in the country?

You're assuming a factual link between positive tests and official
denial/acceptance. We're talking about the USa here!

On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 07:01:59 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"Yardpilot" > two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"Little John" > wrote in message
. ..
|>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 21:50:29 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
|>once
|>> again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
|>Asmodeus
|>> > two-fingered to all:
|>>
|>> |>Little John > wrote in
|>> :
|>> |>
|>> |>> Most slaughter houses use pneumatic pistons placed against the
|>> |>> forehead and triggered, driving the piston/bolt into the brain. This
|>> |>> tends to keep the adrenaline rush in the critter to a minimum, which
|>> |>> makes the meat better
|>> |>
|>> |>I was raised on one of those quaint privately-owned farms,
|>> |>you know. We didn't have a company come slaughter cattle
|>> |>for us. Interesting, though. How much more effective is it
|>> |>than a 22 to the brain? That's what we did, dead, on the
|>> |>spot dead.
|>>
|>> We used something of a slightly larger caliber. The .22's were used for
|>> chickens. Made for good target practice at a dozen yards, considering the
|>size
|>> of the average chicken's brain. Which is why I think webspider or poo-boy
|>would
|>> be a real challenge, even at point blank range.
|>
|>We used a .22 for cows and pigs. Chickens got the axe.

If it wasn't target plinkin' time, we just grabbed 'em by the head and gave 'em
a whip snap. All that's left after that is the pluckin', guttin', breadin' and
fryin'.


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Morton Davis wrote:

> "Bernard Hubbard" > wrote in message
> 7...
> > Gregory Procter > wrote in
> > :
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Morton Davis wrote:
> > >
> > >> "Bernard Hubbard" > wrote in
> > >> message ...
> > >> > LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in
> > >> > v.net:
> > >> >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Dave Whitmarsh wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> > >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 04:42:45 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> > >> > >> > wrote:
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>>The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from
> > >> > >>>HMG.
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>>http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>>-*MORT*-
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> Keep eating your beef then Mort - you couldn't possible
> > >> > >> become madder if you tried, you friggin loon.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > We have no worries, mate, unlike the rest of your ****ed up
> > >> > > nation's people, we don't consume spinal card and brain
> > >> > > matter. Just the delicious meat.
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > Maybe not but you use the offal in making meal for other cows
> > >> > hence the possibiltiy of further infections and the rapid
> > >> > spread of BSE. Theoretically, if you don't make your cows
> > >> > cannables you eliminate BSE from the food chain.
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> I have no worries. All the beef I eat was raised in my state,
> > >> Florida.
> > >>
> > >> -*MORT*-
> > >
> > > Bernard! There's no BSE until it's officially announced - every
> > > yank knows that!
> > >
> > >
> >
> > But the tests done in the UK were positive. How can the US deny
> > there is BSE in the country?
> >
>
> If there is, it came from CANADA. No worries for me, since ALL BEEF I eat
> was born and raised in FLORIDA.
>
> -*MORT*-

Hey Bernard, you asked "How can they deny ...?" when what you should have
asked was "Can they deny...?"
Answer: they certainly can in Floriduh!

Regards,
Greg.P.

On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:08:21 -0700, Little John
> wrote:

>I see you're still have difficulty with the written word.

You'd best get your eyes examined then, son, if that's what you're
"seeing" - the difficulty is all on your part.
HTH

--
The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis:

On American children rummaging through rubbish for food:
"True, ythey gewt the inbrads in Parliment to do it"

His neo-con solution for world peace:
"When Europe ****s itsself again, I suggest we drop nukes on it until no
human life remains."

Displaying that he's yet another lamer with a sticky
Caps Lock key who believes that anyone cares about the
contents of his killfile:
"Keep changing those fake idents, I have plenty more room in the old
killfile, ****TARD."

"Little John" > wrote in message

> |>> Thanks. If you'd asked, I would have been happy to tell you. You
learn a
> |>lot
> |>> about meat working in a meat packing and processing plant like I did
> |>
> |>You worked in a slaughter house?
>
> I see you're still have difficulty with the written word.

How else should "You learn a lot about meat working in a meat packing and
processing plant like I did"be taken?

> I worked in a meat packing and processing plant, where the stuff from the
> slaughterhouse was sent.

Nice job.

> Since the same company owned a couple of slaughterhouses, quite a few of
the
> people at the plant had worked the lines in the house before transferring
to the
> preferable job of packing and processing. I did visit the house a few
times as
> part of the management training program. Even picked up a few pointers
for
> simplifying life on the farm.

Before the days of feedlots and growth hormones?

LIBassbug wrote:

>
>
> Eddy_Down wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> nick wrote:
>>
>>> "Morton Davis" > wrote in message
>>>
>>>
>>>> I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Why?
>>>
>>
>> He was mugged by a gang of squirrels.
>
>
> But there's nothing like a good ol' gerbil and plastic tubing, right Ed?
>

That's between you and Richard Gere.

"Morton Davis" > wrote in
news:OpKIb.700108$HS4.5021300@attbi_s01:

> Nor do I, but I do not besmirch those who enjoy hunting, so long as
> they do not poach or leave carcasses to rot

Or hunt on my property without permission.

--
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* This is not a peanut free zone!
* The use of adult beverages, tobacco products,
sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms
(when necessary) is encouraged on these premises.
* Jack-booted government thugs without warrants
will be shot upon entry.

Have a nice day :-)
-- Mark Renfro

Little John > wrote in
:

> If it wasn't target plinkin' time, we just grabbed 'em by the head and
> gave 'em a whip snap

Chickens, you mean, not cattle. I hope.

--
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* This is not a peanut free zone!
* The use of adult beverages, tobacco products,
sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms
(when necessary) is encouraged on these premises.
* Jack-booted government thugs without warrants
will be shot upon entry.

Have a nice day :-)
-- Mark Renfro

"Asmodeus" > wrote in message
. 227.77...
> "Morton Davis" > wrote in
> news:OpKIb.700108$HS4.5021300@attbi_s01:
>
> > Nor do I, but I do not besmirch those who enjoy hunting, so long as
> > they do not poach or leave carcasses to rot
>
> Or hunt on my property without permission.
>

That should go without saying, sadly it doesn't.

-*MORT*-

Dave Smith > wrote in news:3FF31F62.61EFC9A8
@sympatico.ca:

> For many years there were animal products added to the feed

Yup, in the UK and other HMG nations.

--
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* This is not a peanut free zone!
* The use of adult beverages, tobacco products,
sugar, salt, caffeine, high fat foods and firearms
(when necessary) is encouraged on these premises.
* Jack-booted government thugs without warrants
will be shot upon entry.

Have a nice day :-)
-- Mark Renfro

Morton Davis wrote:
>
> "Arri London" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Morton Davis wrote:
> > >
> > > "Arri London" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > > >
> > > > Don't need to step in front of a large truck to get an idea that I
> > > > wouldn't get any joy out of that either LOL!
> > >
> > > It's quite a different thing. I've hunted with a gun and I've hunted
> naked,
> > > with nothing but a sharp knife (in my misspent youth). Recently, at the
> > > local flea market, I ran into a vendor who was selling a book about his
> > > adventures hunting game with spears. He had a couple of sample spears
> with
> > > him Think 15" long broadpoint arowheads.
> > >
> > > -+*MORT*-
> >
> > Just not in my makeup really. There is no good reason for me to start
> > and certainly my time is taken up fully with things I need to do and a
> > few things I like to do.
> > You are free to enjoy it; I don't need to.
>
> Nor do I, but I do not besmirch those who enjoy hunting, so long as they do
> not poach or leave carcasses to rot.
>
> -*MORT*-

Neither do I. As long as I'm not involved or in danger, it's none of my
business is it. Any more than what I choose to do or not do is anyone
else's business.

nick wrote:

> "Dave Whitmarsh" > wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why, are you planning a trip?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>To observe naked Morts hunting in their swampy trailer park habitat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, are you?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Do you think it's a safe place to vacation in?
>>>>
>>>>Lets see here - City slicker from England in the rugged everglades,
>>>>dark, loneliness, gators, 'no-see-um' knats, land crabs, wild boar,
>>>>copperheads, naked Mort with bowie knife. Sure it's safe, c'mon over
>
> and
>
>>>>bring friends.
>>>
>>>A safari to see hicks and rednecks in their natural habitat...
>>>
>>
>>New York has never really appealed.
>
>
> You'd get to see Chris and his doublewide.

I'm gonna invent a sandwich called the 'doublewide' just for you. I'm
not sure yet what will be in it, but it will have loads of roast beef
and Cheez Whiz. Any suggestions?

--
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http://****france.com/

New Zealand tubbies.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nztubbies.jpg

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

Eddy_Down wrote:

>
>
> LIBassbug wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> Eddy_Down wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> nick wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Morton Davis" > wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Why?
>>>>
>>>
>>> He was mugged by a gang of squirrels.
>>
>>
>>
>> But there's nothing like a good ol' gerbil and plastic tubing, right Ed?
>>
>
> That's between you and Richard Gere.

Richard Gere?

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

New Zealand tubbies.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nztubbies.jpg

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 11:04:04 GMT, Eddy_Down
> wrote:

>
>
>LIBassbug wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> Eddy_Down wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> nick wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Morton Davis" > wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Why?
>>>>
>>>
>>> He was mugged by a gang of squirrels.
>>
>>
>> But there's nothing like a good ol' gerbil and plastic tubing, right Ed?
>>
>
>That's between you and Richard Gere.

It's always *** lames and men's arses with you, Jude Girl.

LIBassbug wrote:

> nick wrote:
>
> > "Dave Whitmarsh" > wrote in message
> >
> >
> >>>>>>>>>>I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Why?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Why, are you planning a trip?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>To observe naked Morts hunting in their swampy trailer park habitat?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Yeah, are you?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Do you think it's a safe place to vacation in?
> >>>>
> >>>>Lets see here - City slicker from England in the rugged everglades,
> >>>>dark, loneliness, gators, 'no-see-um' knats, land crabs, wild boar,
> >>>>copperheads, naked Mort with bowie knife. Sure it's safe, c'mon over
> >
> > and
> >
> >>>>bring friends.
> >>>
> >>>A safari to see hicks and rednecks in their natural habitat...
> >>>
> >>
> >>New York has never really appealed.
> >
> >
> > You'd get to see Chris and his doublewide.
>
> I'm gonna invent a sandwich called the 'doublewide' just for you. I'm
> not sure yet what will be in it, but it will have loads of roast beef
> and Cheez Whiz. Any suggestions?

Sara's head.

On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 21:52:00 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Asmodeus
> two-fingered to all:

|>Arri London > wrote in :
|>
|>> Umm.. having had to kill animals for research purposes (way back when
|>> and I stopped long before I left my science career), got a pretty good
|>> idea that killing them for recreation wouldn't give me any joy either
|>
|>Not the same thing at all. I've killed cattle on the
|>farm, and it's nothing similar to hunting at all.

Like spending the day at a world class beach resort compared to a day in a
swamp. You can get wet and swim in both, but one is infinitely more pleasant.


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On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:27:07 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:

|>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 17:00:07 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
|>
|>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 13:59:44 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
|>>once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
|>>Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:
|>>
|>>|>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 10:47:45 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
|>>|>
|>>|>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 09:17:13 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital
verbosity,
|>>|>>once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the
keyboard,
|>>|>>Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:
|>>|>>
|>>|>>|>On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 00:43:30 GMT, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@ your.net>
|>>|>>|>wrote:
|>>|>>|>
|>>|>>|>>Asmodeus wrote:
|>>|>>|>>>
|>>|>>|>>> Little John > wrote in
|>>|>>|>>> :
|>>|>>|>>>
|>>|>>|>>> > Not sure what the wife will have, since she
|>>|>>|>>> > detests anything that grows in water
|>>|>>|>>>
|>>|>>|>>> I'm with your wife on this one--I like shellfish, but that's
|>>|>>|>>> about it.
|>>|>>|>>
|>>|>>|>>Egads!
|>>|>>|>>
|>>|>>|>>If it grows in or lives on dirt fertilized or covered with bovine anal
|>>|>>|>>excrement's, that's OK, but eating FISH is not yer cup of tea?
|>>|>>|>
|>>|>>|>Did you ever think about what fish do in the water?
|>>|>>|>EVERYTHING!
|>>|>>|>
|>>|>>|>That's what's so bad about watered drinks.
|>>|>>
|>>|>>Of even greater concern is what people do in the water.
|>>|>
|>>|>Been tubing, eh?
|>>|>Amazing! Six hours in the water drinking beer, and *NO ONE* needs to
|>>|>****.
|>>
|>>So, you saw that comedy tour too, huh? :-)
|>
|>It's in my computer.
|>"If one engine fails, how far will it take us?"

"I don't know why the captain used the PA system. He could have just turned
around...."


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"Arri London" > wrote in message
...
> Morton Davis wrote:
> >
> > "Arri London" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Morton Davis wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Arri London" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > >
> > > <snip>
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't need to step in front of a large truck to get an idea that I
> > > > > wouldn't get any joy out of that either LOL!
> > > >
> > > > It's quite a different thing. I've hunted with a gun and I've hunted
> > naked,
> > > > with nothing but a sharp knife (in my misspent youth). Recently, at
the
> > > > local flea market, I ran into a vendor who was selling a book about
his
> > > > adventures hunting game with spears. He had a couple of sample
spears
> > with
> > > > him Think 15" long broadpoint arowheads.
> > > >
> > > > -+*MORT*-
> > >
> > > Just not in my makeup really. There is no good reason for me to start
> > > and certainly my time is taken up fully with things I need to do and a
> > > few things I like to do.
> > > You are free to enjoy it; I don't need to.
> >
> > Nor do I, but I do not besmirch those who enjoy hunting, so long as they
do
> > not poach or leave carcasses to rot.
> >
> > -*MORT*-
>
> Neither do I. As long as I'm not involved or in danger, it's none of my
> business is it. Any more than what I choose to do or not do is anyone
> else's business.

To a certain extent. THere are things people choose do that are the concern
of others. Choosing to rape is one. Choosing to murder is another. Choosing
to steal or to do anything that causes harm to another.

-*MORT*-

On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 23:30:06 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
two-fingered to all:

|>Mad cow disease is found throughout meat eating countries. It not on
|>carries CKJ but Alzheimer's too.
|>Note the increase in this type of disease with the increase in meat eating.

What the hell does that have to do with any of the following?

And, the increase in Alzheimer's is more likely due to the ever lengthening
human life span. When the average person died by age 50, Alz was pretty much
unheard of, even though meat was big on the tables.

|>Little John wrote:
|>
|>> On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 01:33:51 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once
|>> again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Dave
|>> Whitmarsh > two-fingered to all:
|>>
|>> |>On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 18:11:31 -0700, Little John
|>> > wrote:
|>> |>
|>> |>Found Bin Laden yet, son?
|>>
|>> I haven't been looking for him, marshy.


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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 09:39:17 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Dave
Whitmarsh > two-fingered to all:

|>On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:08:21 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
|>
|>>I see you're still have difficulty with the written word.
|>
|>You'd best get your eyes examined then, son, if that's what you're
|>"seeing" - the difficulty is all on your part.

So, marshy, ol' dipshit, how do you figure a statement that says I had worked in
a meat packing and processing plant equated to me saying I'd worked in a
slaughterhouse?

Did it overload your seriously underused and incapable neurons?


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On Thu, 1 Jan 2004 10:36:53 -0000, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "nick"
> two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"Little John" > wrote in message
|>
|>> |>> Thanks. If you'd asked, I would have been happy to tell you. You
|>learn a
|>> |>lot
|>> |>> about meat working in a meat packing and processing plant like I did
|>> |>
|>> |>You worked in a slaughter house?
|>>
|>> I see you're still have difficulty with the written word.
|>
|>How else should "You learn a lot about meat working in a meat packing and
|>processing plant like I did"be taken?

Literally.

|>> I worked in a meat packing and processing plant, where the stuff from the
|>> slaughterhouse was sent.
|>
|>Nice job.

Actually, it wasn't bad. Employee purchase prices were awesome. T-Bones and
Porterhouses for something like 22 cents a pound.

|>> Since the same company owned a couple of slaughterhouses, quite a few of
|>the
|>> people at the plant had worked the lines in the house before transferring
|>to the
|>> preferable job of packing and processing. I did visit the house a few
|>times as
|>> part of the management training program. Even picked up a few pointers
|>for
|>> simplifying life on the farm.
|>
|>Before the days of feedlots and growth hormones?

Hormones, yes. Feedlots, no. But, feedlots weren't used in that part of the
country.


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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 14:18:23 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Asmodeus
> two-fingered to all:

|>Little John > wrote in
:
|>
|>> If it wasn't target plinkin' time, we just grabbed 'em by the head and
|>> gave 'em a whip snap
|>
|>Chickens, you mean, not cattle. I hope.

hahaha Yeah, chickens. Anybody that can do that with a cow, I ain't messin'
with.


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On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 07:47:21 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:

>
>
>LIBassbug wrote:

>>
>> I'm gonna invent a sandwich called the 'doublewide' just for you. I'm
>> not sure yet what will be in it, but it will have loads of roast beef
>> and Cheez Whiz. Any suggestions?
>
>Sara's head.

You want to eat your favorite sheep's head? What next, Michele's
entrails?

"Little John" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 14:18:23 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once
> again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
Asmodeus
> > two-fingered to all:
>
> |>Little John > wrote in
> :
> |>
> |>> If it wasn't target plinkin' time, we just grabbed 'em by the head and
> |>> gave 'em a whip snap
> |>
> |>Chickens, you mean, not cattle. I hope.
>
> hahaha Yeah, chickens. Anybody that can do that with a cow, I ain't
messin'
> with.

Sounds like Rulon Gardner.

"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message

> >>>>>>>>>>I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Why?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Why, are you planning a trip?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>To observe naked Morts hunting in their swampy trailer park
habitat?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Yeah, are you?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Do you think it's a safe place to vacation in?
> >>>>
> >>>>Lets see here - City slicker from England in the rugged everglades,
> >>>>dark, loneliness, gators, 'no-see-um' knats, land crabs, wild boar,
> >>>>copperheads, naked Mort with bowie knife. Sure it's safe, c'mon over
> >
> > and
> >
> >>>>bring friends.
> >>>
> >>>A safari to see hicks and rednecks in their natural habitat...
> >>>
> >>
> >>New York has never really appealed.
> >
> >
> > You'd get to see Chris and his doublewide.
>
> I'm gonna invent a sandwich called the 'doublewide' just for you. I'm
> not sure yet what will be in it, but it will have loads of roast beef
> and Cheez Whiz. Any suggestions?

Grits and pork rinds?

"Morton Davis" > wrote in news:R5WIb.714240
$Tr4.1793922@attbi_s03:

> That should go without saying, sadly it doesn't

Here, if somebody shoots a deer and it wanders onto my
property, they cannot come onto the property and get it
without my permission. But as you say, no matter what
the law may be, people do it.

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LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in news:unXIb.25239$Do6.6177749
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> but it will have loads of roast beef
> and Cheez Whiz. Any suggestions?

I'd nix the roast beef--wasted on him.

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Little John > wrote in
:

> You can get wet and swim in both, but one is infinitely more pleasant

And involves wholly different skills.

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" Bogart " > wrote in
s.com:

> You want to eat your favorite sheep's head? What next, Michele's
> entrails?

Gives "Silence of the Lambs" a whole new twist, doesn't it.

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wrote in news:2_IIb.28735$Pg1.17995
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> carries CKJ but Alzheimer's too

The space aliens told you that, right?

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nick wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I've hunted naked, with nothing but a sharp knife
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Why, are you planning a trip?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>To observe naked Morts hunting in their swampy trailer park
>
> habitat?
>
>>>>>>>>Yeah, are you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Do you think it's a safe place to vacation in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Lets see here - City slicker from England in the rugged everglades,
>>>>>>dark, loneliness, gators, 'no-see-um' knats, land crabs, wild boar,
>>>>>>copperheads, naked Mort with bowie knife. Sure it's safe, c'mon over
>>>
>>>and
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>bring friends.
>>>>>
>>>>>A safari to see hicks and rednecks in their natural habitat...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>New York has never really appealed.
>>>
>>>
>>>You'd get to see Chris and his doublewide.
>>
>>I'm gonna invent a sandwich called the 'doublewide' just for you. I'm
>>not sure yet what will be in it, but it will have loads of roast beef
>>and Cheez Whiz. Any suggestions?
>
>
> Grits and pork rinds?

I might go with the pork rinds. What else ya got?

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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 13:55:27 -0700, Little John
> wrote:


>|>>So, you saw that comedy tour too, huh? :-)
>|>
>|>It's in my computer.
>|>"If one engine fails, how far will it take us?"
>
>"I don't know why the captain used the PA system. He could have just turned
>around...."

"Herdja!

--
Bill Funk
replace "g" with "a"

On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 11:02:30 +1300, Gregory Procter
> wrote:

>
>
>Asmodeus wrote:
>
>> " Bogart " > wrote in
>> s.com:
>>
>> > You want to eat your favorite sheep's head? What next, Michele's
>> > entrails?
>>
>> Gives "Silence of the Lambs" a whole new twist, doesn't it.
>
>No, it shows that you failed to understand the title the first time
>around.

" Silence of the Lambs " means Socky's sheep are pillow biters.

Asmodeus wrote:

> " Bogart " > wrote in
> s.com:
>
> > You want to eat your favorite sheep's head? What next, Michele's
> > entrails?
>
> Gives "Silence of the Lambs" a whole new twist, doesn't it.

No, it shows that you failed to understand the title the first time
around.

"LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
. net...

> I might go with the pork rinds. What else ya got?
>

How about cheese grits?

-*MORT*-