"Morton Davis" > wrote in news:RUlJb.732829
$Fm2.636040@attbi_s04:

> How about cheese grits?

Good stuff.

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Gregory Procter > wrote in
:

>
>
> Bernard Hubbard wrote:
>
>> Gregory Procter > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > Morton Davis wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Bernard Hubbard" > wrote in
>> >> message ...
>> >> > LIBassbug <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in
>> >> > v.net:
>> >> >
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Dave Whitmarsh wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 04:42:45 GMT, "Morton Davis"
>> >> > >> > wrote:
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>>The "mad cow" came from CANADA. Just another gift from
>> >> > >>>HMG.
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>>http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031227_1332.html
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>>-*MORT*-
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> Keep eating your beef then Mort - you couldn't possible
>> >> > >> become madder if you tried, you friggin loon.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > We have no worries, mate, unlike the rest of your ****ed
up
>> >> > > nation's people, we don't consume spinal card and brain
>> >> > > matter. Just the delicious meat.
>> >> > >
>> >> >
>> >> > Maybe not but you use the offal in making meal for other
cows
>> >> > hence the possibiltiy of further infections and the rapid
>> >> > spread of BSE. Theoretically, if you don't make your cows
>> >> > cannables you eliminate BSE from the food chain.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I have no worries. All the beef I eat was raised in my state,
>> >> Florida.
>> >>
>> >> -*MORT*-
>> >
>> > Bernard! There's no BSE until it's officially announced -
every
>> > yank knows that!
>> >
>> >
>>
>> But the tests done in the UK were positive. How can the US deny
>> there is BSE in the country?
>
> You're assuming a factual link between positive tests and
official
> denial/acceptance. We're talking about the USa here!
>
>

Sorry. My bad.

--
Bernard Hubbard

On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 09:38:28 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:

|>On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 13:55:27 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
|>
|>
|>>|>>So, you saw that comedy tour too, huh? :-)
|>>|>
|>>|>It's in my computer.
|>>|>"If one engine fails, how far will it take us?"
|>>
|>>"I don't know why the captain used the PA system. He could have just turned
|>>around...."
|>
|>"Herdja!

"I'd like to leave a wake-up call for 7."


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Morton Davis wrote:

> "LIBassbug" <fuhgeddaboudit@home.***> wrote in message
> . net...
>
>
>>I might go with the pork rinds. What else ya got?
>>
>
>
> How about cheese grits?

It would remind me to much of Greg - he's kinda gritty and cheesy at the
same time.

--
Chris.
http://****france.com/

New Zealand tubbies.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nztubbies.jpg

Vengeance is a hamburger that is eaten cold, writes Georges Dupuy in
Liberation.

No wonder the French military is a band of sissies, look at where they
get their stock from. (800k mpeg file.)
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/frenchfighters.mpeg

funny mp3
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/horserace.mp3

The new Three Stooge's
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/happyfamily.jpg

Two clowns.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/groggyclown.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/nickclown.jpg

On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 00:28:18 -0700, Little John
> wrote:

>On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 09:38:28 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
>once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
>Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:
>
>|>On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 13:55:27 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
>|>
>|>
>|>>|>>So, you saw that comedy tour too, huh? :-)
>|>>|>
>|>>|>It's in my computer.
>|>>|>"If one engine fails, how far will it take us?"
>|>>
>|>>"I don't know why the captain used the PA system. He could have just turned
>|>>around...."
>|>
>|>"Herdja!
>
>"I'd like to leave a wake-up call for 7."

"They accused her of stealing a duck call and some stink bait!"

There's just too much funny stuff there.

--
Bill Funk
replace "g" with "a"

On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 07:41:05 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:

|>On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 00:28:18 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
|>
|>>On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 09:38:28 -0700, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
|>>once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
|>>Bill Funk > two-fingered to all:
|>>
|>>|>On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 13:55:27 -0700, Little John
> wrote:
|>>|>
|>>|>
|>>|>>|>>So, you saw that comedy tour too, huh? :-)
|>>|>>|>
|>>|>>|>It's in my computer.
|>>|>>|>"If one engine fails, how far will it take us?"
|>>|>>
|>>|>>"I don't know why the captain used the PA system. He could have just
turned
|>>|>>around...."
|>>|>
|>>|>"Herdja!
|>>
|>>"I'd like to leave a wake-up call for 7."
|>
|>"They accused her of stealing a duck call and some stink bait!"
|>
|>There's just too much funny stuff there.

Agreed.


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www.jammin1.com

"Morton Davis" > wrote in
news:EOGIb.698859$HS4.5007494@attbi_s01:

>
> "Dave Smith" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Morton Davis wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > > What comment did you expect, Bern? As far as I'm
>> > > concerned our involvement with HMG ended in 1776 with
>> > > defeat on HMG's side.
>> >
>> > Canada still has the Queen of England on its money. It is
>> > part of HMG.
>> >
>>
>> Only on some of it. She is a figurehead head of state and has
>> no real authority. She is not even allowed to step into the
>> House of Commons unless invited.
>>
>>
> Like they'd refuse.
>
> -*MORT*-
>
>
>

Yes they would. The Queen is only permited in the Upper House of
Commonwealth Countries. The House of Commons in both England and
Canada and the House of Representatives in Australia are very
jealous of their status as the Houses of the People and make sure
that the Queen knows her constitutional place.

--
Bernard Hubbard
Australian, ***, Green and Proud.

On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:39:12 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote:

>Canada still has the Queen of England on its money. It is part of HMG.

The merkins have George Washington on theirs, therefore he is your
president, right?

--
The Wit and Wisdom of Mort Davis:

On his inability to come to terms with technology:
"I have it ("Dave") killfiled. Yet it keeps responding to me."

On Empathy:
"Nick is ignoirant."

On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 07:24:04 GMT, Dave Whitmarsh
> wrote:

>On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:39:12 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote:
>
>>Canada still has the Queen of England on its money. It is part of HMG.
>
>The merkins have George Washington on theirs, therefore he is your
>president, right?

Hmmm, I'm looking at Ben Franklin.

"Bogart" > wrote in message
s.com...
> On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 07:24:04 GMT, Dave Whitmarsh
> > wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:39:12 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> > wrote:
> >
> >>Canada still has the Queen of England on its money. It is part of HMG.
> >
> >The merkins have George Washington on theirs, therefore he is your
> >president, right?
>
> Hmmm, I'm looking at Ben Franklin.

Not to mention, George Washington was one of the first Americans. Since when
was Queen Elizabeth born anywhere but the UK?

-*MORT*-
"There are 131,000 persons in Canada who have been prohibited from owning
firearms by the courts, another 36,000 with active restraining orders and
more than 9,000 persons who have had their firearms licenses refused or
revoked. The trouble is the government doesn't make any attempt to track
them so police will know where the bad guys actually are." According to
Opposition MP, Gary Breitkreuz. "Two million law-abiding licensed firearms
owners are required by the Firearms Act to report their change of address
within 30 days or face up to 2 years in jail. But thousands of
proven-to-be-dangerous persons are free to roam Canada without telling the
police where they live. This is absurd".

On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 17:58:51 GMT, "Morton Davis"
> wrote:

>
>"Bogart" > wrote in message
ws.com...
>> On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 07:24:04 GMT, Dave Whitmarsh
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:39:12 GMT, "Morton Davis"
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>Canada still has the Queen of England on its money. It is part of HMG.
>> >
>> >The merkins have George Washington on theirs, therefore he is your
>> >president, right?
>>
>> Hmmm, I'm looking at Ben Franklin.
>
>Not to mention, George Washington was one of the first Americans. Since when
>was Queen Elizabeth born anywhere but the UK?

Who else would have the old crone?


>-*MORT*-
>"There are 131,000 persons in Canada who have been prohibited from owning
>firearms by the courts, another 36,000 with active restraining orders and
>more than 9,000 persons who have had their firearms licenses refused or
>revoked. The trouble is the government doesn't make any attempt to track
>them so police will know where the bad guys actually are." According to
>Opposition MP, Gary Breitkreuz. "Two million law-abiding licensed firearms
>owners are required by the Firearms Act to report their change of address
>within 30 days or face up to 2 years in jail. But thousands of
>proven-to-be-dangerous persons are free to roam Canada without telling the
>police where they live. This is absurd".
>