"I am the very model of a Newsgroup Personality
I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted to,
On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.

Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
And you're the one who pays the bill downloading all my drivelling.
My enemies are numerous, and no one would be blaming you
For thinking me a dickhead after I've been rudely flaming you.

I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.

The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
The gibberings of one who's at the limit of his sanity.

If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
If only mum could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;

If I survive to forty, which is somewhat problematical;
If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable prat you hate?

But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face,
It's simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity
Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.

I always have the last word; so, with utmost finality,
That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup Personality".

Frogleg/SHIT writes:
>
>I am the very model of a Newsgroup Personality

Actually you are one of the many rfc posters who absolutely hasn't a life.
After posting at rfc for many years, longer than any but perhaps a half dozen
of yoose, just today for the very first time I figured that I might like to
subscribe to another one or two cooking/food newsgroups, so I began perusing
for content, to see if I may be interested. What a friggin' eye opener... the
very same dumber than shit rfc assholes are posting regularly and voraciously
to a slew of the other food/cooking newsgroups. Yoose dumb *******s are
posting 24/7, and have been with the exact same know-nothing argumentitive
claptrap... you, frogface, sqwertz, vox, and many, many others... yoose know
who you are. All of you haved absolutely NO LIFE! And all these years I've
been correct... ALL of YOOSE is absolutely mentally ill... no way that anyone
posting their lives away ain't a friggin' brain dead useless piece of shit, and
has no life at all, NONE ! ! !

Frogface, you have no life, NONE!

Sqwertz, you have no life, NONE!

Vox, you have no life, NONE!

And all the rest of yoose, lots of yoose (you know who you are), all NO LIFE
douche bags... sitting filthy-assed at your keyboards 24/7... not only don't
any of yoose sicko ****s have a life, none of yoose even take a minute to
bathe... yoose all gots to stink like fetid shit!

And the noive of yoose dreck poking fun at me, I spend no more than 45 minutes
a day with rfc, most days way less, this is probably one of my most lengthy
posts.

Get a ****ing life for the new year, YOOSE SICKO *******S! ! !

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .


---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
Sheldon
````````````
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."

Hmm.. you confirmed his assertations way to quickly there buddy..

Christmas alone in front of a computer must have made you a little cranky,
huh?

On 12/26/2003 7:49 AM Ted shuffled out of his cave and grunted these
great (and sometimes not so great) words of knowledge:

It is an ACCURATE description of PENMART01, perhaps a little understated
though.

> "I am the very model of a Newsgroup Personality
> I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted to,
> On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.
>
> Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> And you're the one who pays the bill downloading all my drivelling.
> My enemies are numerous, and no one would be blaming you
> For thinking me a dickhead after I've been rudely flaming you.
>
> I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
>
> The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> The gibberings of one who's at the limit of his sanity.
>
> If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
> If only mum could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
> If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
> If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
>
> If I survive to forty, which is somewhat problematical;
> If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
> If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
> Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable prat you hate?
>
> But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face,
> It's simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
> To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity
> Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
>
> I always have the last word; so, with utmost finality,
> That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup Personality".

Ted *THE DUMB WOP* Campanelli writes:






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Nothing.
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---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
Sheldon
````````````
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."

"PENMART01" > wrote in message
...
> Frogleg/SHIT writes:
> >
> >I am the very model of a Newsgroup Personality
>
> Actually you are one of the many rfc posters

...blah.blah..rinse and repeat.blah.

Cookie, Cookie, Cookie you should watch your blood pressure old man or back
to the VA hospital.

Frogleg wrote:
> "I am the very model of a Newsgroup Personality
> I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted to,
> On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.
>
> Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> And you're the one who pays the bill downloading all my drivelling.
> My enemies are numerous, and no one would be blaming you
> For thinking me a dickhead after I've been rudely flaming you.
>
> I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
>
> The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> The gibberings of one who's at the limit of his sanity.
>
> If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
> If only mum could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
> If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
> If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
>
> If I survive to forty, which is somewhat problematical;
> If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
> If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
> Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable prat you hate?
>
> But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face,
> It's simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
> To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity
> Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
>
> I always have the last word; so, with utmost finality,
> That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup Personality".
Great stuff sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "I am the very model
of a moderm major general".
Most of the replies seem to have come from folks who forgot to take their
'jolly' pills today.(except for the refrence to 'Shelfish')
Regards.
Ken.

"PENMART01" > wrote in

And the noive of yoose dreck poking fun at me, I spend no more than 45
minutes
> a day with rfc, most days way less, this is probably one of my most
lengthy
> posts.
>
<snipes)
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
>
>
> ---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =---
> ---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
> Sheldon
> ````````````
> "Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
>

why would anyone spend more than 45 seconds on this..
NO LIFE... most likely..

times.. up..

"PENMART01" > wrote in message
...
> Frogleg/SHIT writes:
> >
> >I am the very model of a Newsgroup Personality
>
> Actually you are one of the many rfc posters who absolutely hasn't a life.
> After posting at rfc for many years, longer than any but perhaps a half
dozen
> of yoose, just today for the very first time I figured that I might like
to
> subscribe to another one or two cooking/food newsgroups, so I began
perusing
> for content, to see if I may be interested. What a friggin' eye opener...
the
> very same dumber than shit rfc assholes are posting regularly and
voraciously
> to a slew of the other food/cooking newsgroups. Yoose dumb *******s are
> posting 24/7, and have been with the exact same know-nothing argumentitive
> claptrap... you, frogface, sqwertz, vox, and many, many others... yoose
know
> who you are. All of you haved absolutely NO LIFE! And all these years
I've
> been correct... ALL of YOOSE is absolutely mentally ill... no way that
anyone
> posting their lives away ain't a friggin' brain dead useless piece of
shit, and
> has no life at all, NONE ! ! !
>
> Frogface, you have no life, NONE!
>
> Sqwertz, you have no life, NONE!
>
> Vox, you have no life, NONE!
>
> And all the rest of yoose, lots of yoose (you know who you are), all NO
LIFE
> douche bags... sitting filthy-assed at your keyboards 24/7... not only
don't
> any of yoose sicko ****s have a life, none of yoose even take a minute to
> bathe... yoose all gots to stink like fetid shit!
>
> And the noive of yoose dreck poking fun at me, I spend no more than 45
minutes
> a day with rfc, most days way less, this is probably one of my most
lengthy
> posts.
>
> Get a ****ing life for the new year, YOOSE SICKO *******S! ! !
>
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
>
>
> ---= BOYCOTT FRENCH--GERMAN (belgium) =---
> ---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
> Sheldon
> ````````````
> "Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
>


Must have hit too close to home to put you on the defensive so quick.