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Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
off to graze in friendlier pastures...
Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!
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On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 04:43:26 GMT, moosemeat
> wrote:

> Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
> another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
> off to graze in friendlier pastures...
> Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!


What gate?

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On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 04:43:26 GMT, moosemeat
> wrote:

> Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
> another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
> off to graze in friendlier pastures...
> Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!


What gate?

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On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 04:43:26 GMT, moosemeat >
wrote:

>Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
>another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
>off to graze in friendlier pastures...


OK, I chided the carper. Just remember that your previous posts on
ribs challenged their BBQ-virility, resulting in the need to
continuously reaffirm it. Just recognize their slings and arrows as
signs of insecurity and you'll be fine.

Sue(tm)
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!
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On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 04:43:26 GMT, moosemeat >
wrote:

>Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
>another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
>off to graze in friendlier pastures...


OK, I chided the carper. Just remember that your previous posts on
ribs challenged their BBQ-virility, resulting in the need to
continuously reaffirm it. Just recognize their slings and arrows as
signs of insecurity and you'll be fine.

Sue(tm)
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!


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moosemeat wrote:
>
> Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
> another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
> off to graze in friendlier pastures...
> Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!





Omigod, Moosie, please don't leave. You are a cooling
breeze in the desert and we NEED you. Anyone who calls
you a troll hasn't been here long enough. Troll? Nah.
More like a strange uncle. ;-)

PS: Have you gotten the anti-Bush email I've been
sending?

gloria p
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moosemeat wrote:
>
> Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
> another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
> off to graze in friendlier pastures...
> Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!





Omigod, Moosie, please don't leave. You are a cooling
breeze in the desert and we NEED you. Anyone who calls
you a troll hasn't been here long enough. Troll? Nah.
More like a strange uncle. ;-)

PS: Have you gotten the anti-Bush email I've been
sending?

gloria p
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Puester
 
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moosemeat wrote:
>
> Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me
> another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
> off to graze in friendlier pastures...
> Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!





Omigod, Moosie, please don't leave. You are a cooling
breeze in the desert and we NEED you. Anyone who calls
you a troll hasn't been here long enough. Troll? Nah.
More like a strange uncle. ;-)

PS: Have you gotten the anti-Bush email I've been
sending?

gloria p
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Our pal moosemeat > wrote:

> Well we have done potatoes, boiling water and pizza. Somebody shot me


I changed my attribution line to something friendlier, just for you.

> another accused me of trolling For crissake Sue help me or I'll be
> off to graze in friendlier pastures...


Nah, don't go! You're one of the brighter spots in rfc, Moosie.

> Damn, they have closed that m-fin gate again!


They closed the what now?


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A scream was hearjd!


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A scream was hearjd!
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"zxcvbob" > wrote in message
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> A scream was hearjd!


the whole time I was thinking that someone was Dutch!

kili


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"zxcvbob" > wrote in message
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> A scream was hearjd!


the whole time I was thinking that someone was Dutch!

kili


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zxcvbob wrote:

> A scream was hearjd!


The bjutler did it!

Pastorio

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zxcvbob wrote:

> A scream was hearjd!


The bjutler did it!

Pastorio



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In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> wrote:

> zxcvbob wrote:
>
> > A scream was hearjd!

>
> The bjutler did it!
>
> Pastorio
>


In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 7/22/04.

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In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> wrote:

> zxcvbob wrote:
>
> > A scream was hearjd!

>
> The bjutler did it!
>
> Pastorio
>


In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 7/22/04.

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"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
4...
> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> :
>
> > In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> zxcvbob wrote:
> >>
> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >>
> >> The bjutler did it!
> >>
> >> Pastorio
> >>

> >
> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.

>
> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of

imported
> cheeses and wine...
>
>
>
> --


all in good time, she thought, all in good time....


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"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
4...
> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> :
>
> > In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> zxcvbob wrote:
> >>
> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >>
> >> The bjutler did it!
> >>
> >> Pastorio
> >>

> >
> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.

>
> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of

imported
> cheeses and wine...
>
>
>
> --


all in good time, she thought, all in good time....


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> >> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >> >>
> >> >> The bjutler did it!
> >> >>
> >> >> Pastorio
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
> >>
> >> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter

of
> > imported
> >> cheeses and wine...
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> --

> >
> > all in good time, she thought, all in good time....

>
> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming as

the car
> steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion stood. The

car's
> occupant held one hand on the steering wheel while steadying her 'to

die
> for cake' on the front seat. The maid, hearing the car, looked out

of the
> french doors and muffled a scream. She dropped the cheese platter

and began
> to step backwards...
>


Realizing it was not time to practice dance steps, she went to the
doojr.




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> >> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >> >>
> >> >> The bjutler did it!
> >> >>
> >> >> Pastorio
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
> >>
> >> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter

of
> > imported
> >> cheeses and wine...
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> --

> >
> > all in good time, she thought, all in good time....

>
> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming as

the car
> steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion stood. The

car's
> occupant held one hand on the steering wheel while steadying her 'to

die
> for cake' on the front seat. The maid, hearing the car, looked out

of the
> french doors and muffled a scream. She dropped the cheese platter

and began
> to step backwards...
>


Realizing it was not time to practice dance steps, she went to the
doojr.


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Dog3 wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> :
>
>
>>In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> wrote:
>>
>>>zxcvbob wrote:
>>>
>>>>A scream was hearjd!
>>>
>>>The bjutler did it!
>>>
>>>Pastorio
>>>

>>In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.

>
> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of imported
> cheeses and wine...


Camembert and Gjetost...

Pastorio (it's really the name of a cheese. How cool!)

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CaptCook wrote:

>>>>>>> A scream was hearjd!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The bjutler did it!
>>>>>>
>>>>> In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
>>>>
>>>> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a
>>>> platter of imported cheeses and wine...
>>>>
>>> all in good time, she thought, all in good time....

>>
>> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming
>> as the car steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion
>> stood. The car's occupant held one hand on the steering wheel
>> while steadying her 'to die for cake' on the front seat. The
>> maid, hearing the car, looked out of the french doors and muffled
>> a scream. She dropped the cheese platter and began to step
>> backwards...
>>

> Realizing it was not time to practice dance steps, she went to the
> doojr.


The Colonjel called from the jacuzzi. "Mariskja, what the devil is
going on? All that commotion on the drive?"
Mariskja was pouring champagne for her and the colonjel. She hurried
to the door, wrapping the towel more tightly around her. She peered
around the maid, out at the elegant touring car just coming to a stop
in the center of the vast circular drive. She gave a tiny shriek. "It
is your wijfe, Snugglebunnjy. Where can I hide...?"
The maid smirjked. She had them where she wanted them.

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CaptCook wrote:

>>>>>>> A scream was hearjd!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The bjutler did it!
>>>>>>
>>>>> In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
>>>>
>>>> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a
>>>> platter of imported cheeses and wine...
>>>>
>>> all in good time, she thought, all in good time....

>>
>> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming
>> as the car steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion
>> stood. The car's occupant held one hand on the steering wheel
>> while steadying her 'to die for cake' on the front seat. The
>> maid, hearing the car, looked out of the french doors and muffled
>> a scream. She dropped the cheese platter and began to step
>> backwards...
>>

> Realizing it was not time to practice dance steps, she went to the
> doojr.


The Colonjel called from the jacuzzi. "Mariskja, what the devil is
going on? All that commotion on the drive?"
Mariskja was pouring champagne for her and the colonjel. She hurried
to the door, wrapping the towel more tightly around her. She peered
around the maid, out at the elegant touring car just coming to a stop
in the center of the vast circular drive. She gave a tiny shriek. "It
is your wijfe, Snugglebunnjy. Where can I hide...?"
The maid smirjked. She had them where she wanted them.

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"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
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> "Orion" > got out the keyboard and wrote
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>
> >
> > "Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
> > 4...
> >> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> >> :
> >>
> >> > In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> zxcvbob wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >> >>
> >> >> The bjutler did it!
> >> >>
> >> >> Pastorio
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
> >>
> >> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of

> > imported
> >> cheeses and wine...
> >>

> >
> > all in good time, she thought, all in good time....

>
> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming as the

car
> steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion stood. The car's
> occupant held one hand on the steering wheel while steadying her 'to die
> for cake' on the front seat. The maid, hearing the car, looked out of the
> french doors and muffled a scream. She dropped the cheese platter and

began
> to step backwards...



then did a bjackward somersault over the bjutler's bjody......


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"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
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> "Orion" > got out the keyboard and wrote
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> >
> > "Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
> > 4...
> >> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> >> :
> >>
> >> > In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> zxcvbob wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >> >>
> >> >> The bjutler did it!
> >> >>
> >> >> Pastorio
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
> >>
> >> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of

> > imported
> >> cheeses and wine...
> >>

> >
> > all in good time, she thought, all in good time....

>
> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming as the

car
> steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion stood. The car's
> occupant held one hand on the steering wheel while steadying her 'to die
> for cake' on the front seat. The maid, hearing the car, looked out of the
> french doors and muffled a scream. She dropped the cheese platter and

began
> to step backwards...



then did a bjackward somersault over the bjutler's bjody......


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It was a dark and stormy night. "Dog3" wrote:

> The Dowager Drumstick entered the room observing the spilled platter of
> cheese. She poured a glass of wine, cut off a chunk of Bob's cheese. She
> turned to coldly view the victim lying in a pool of blood, fireside...


.... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to the
fire. She stepped toward it and...




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It was a dark and stormy night. "Dog3" wrote:

> The Dowager Drumstick entered the room observing the spilled platter of
> cheese. She poured a glass of wine, cut off a chunk of Bob's cheese. She
> turned to coldly view the victim lying in a pool of blood, fireside...


.... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to the
fire. She stepped toward it and...


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Dog3 wrote:
> "Pennyaline" > got out the
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>
>>It was a dark and stormy night. "Dog3" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>The Dowager Drumstick entered the room observing the spilled platter of
>>>cheese. She poured a glass of wine, cut off a chunk of Bob's cheese. She
>>>turned to coldly view the victim lying in a pool of blood, fireside...

>>
>>... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to the
>>fire. She stepped toward it and...

>
>
> slipping in the blood, she dropped the wine. The fragile glass shattered
> into shards around the victim. The door slowly opened and the butler


glijded in...

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Dog3 wrote:
> "Pennyaline" > got out the
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>
>>It was a dark and stormy night. "Dog3" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>The Dowager Drumstick entered the room observing the spilled platter of
>>>cheese. She poured a glass of wine, cut off a chunk of Bob's cheese. She
>>>turned to coldly view the victim lying in a pool of blood, fireside...

>>
>>... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to the
>>fire. She stepped toward it and...

>
>
> slipping in the blood, she dropped the wine. The fragile glass shattered
> into shards around the victim. The door slowly opened and the butler


glijded in...

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zxcvbob wrote:

>>> ... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to
>>> the
>>> fire. She stepped toward it and...

>>
>>
>>
>> slipping in the blood, she dropped the wine. The fragile glass
>> shattered into shards around the victim. The door slowly opened and
>> the butler

>
>
> glijded in...



on an unearthly skatebjord while cackling the theme song to Mr. Ed.

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zxcvbob wrote:

>>> ... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to
>>> the
>>> fire. She stepped toward it and...

>>
>>
>>
>> slipping in the blood, she dropped the wine. The fragile glass
>> shattered into shards around the victim. The door slowly opened and
>> the butler

>
>
> glijded in...



on an unearthly skatebjord while cackling the theme song to Mr. Ed.

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