it's often said all great chefs are men.

but could one say all great cooks are women?

cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.

it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.

same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
art.

"Goy Liath" > wrote in message
om...
> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
>
> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.
>

you have some big issues, dear.

"Goy Liath" > wrote in message
om...
> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
>
> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.
>

you have some big issues, dear.

Goy Liath wrote:

> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.

<LOL> Being a chef is a work title like foreman or manager. It's the
title of the person who runs the kitchen.

Being a troll is stupid.

> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.

Good thinking, Sparky. That big red nose and floppy shoes are you. So
appropriately, um, fashonable.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

Goy Liath wrote:

> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.

<LOL> Being a chef is a work title like foreman or manager. It's the
title of the person who runs the kitchen.

Being a troll is stupid.

> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.

Good thinking, Sparky. That big red nose and floppy shoes are you. So
appropriately, um, fashonable.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

Goy Liath wrote:

> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.

<LOL> Being a chef is a work title like foreman or manager. It's the
title of the person who runs the kitchen.

Being a troll is stupid.

> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.

Good thinking, Sparky. That big red nose and floppy shoes are you. So
appropriately, um, fashonable.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

You're a real ****ing moron.

/plonk

You're a real ****ing moron.

/plonk

> "OffLine" writes:
>
>"*** Liar" <goyliath@com> wrote:
>> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>>
>> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>>
>> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
>>
>> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
>> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
>> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
>> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>>
>> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
>> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
>> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
>> art.
>>
>
>you have some big issues, dear.

Actually his peepee is puny.


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*********
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````````````

> "OffLine" writes:
>
>"*** Liar" <goyliath@com> wrote:
>> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>>
>> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>>
>> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
>>
>> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
>> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
>> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
>> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
>>
>> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
>> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
>> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
>> art.
>>
>
>you have some big issues, dear.

Actually his peepee is puny.


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
````````````

"Goy Liath" > wrote in message
om...
> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
Being a chef w/an attitude like Emeril is pompous. Being a chef is an
interest and perhaps a career.
>
> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
You need to get out more.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.
You watch too much television.

What does being a cook cook or a good chef have to do with gender?

"Goy Liath" > wrote in message
om...
> it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
> but could one say all great cooks are women?
>
> cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
Being a chef w/an attitude like Emeril is pompous. Being a chef is an
interest and perhaps a career.
>
> it's like there are women, but there *** men who wanna be women but of
> course arent so they try to compensate their lack by becoming
> fancifully dressed fairies or going into whoopie doo fashion design.
> they take something natural and turn it into fluffy-puffy-duff.
You need to get out more.
>
> same with cooking. men can't be like women in the kitchen, cooking up
> something honest--too feminine--so they have to justify their choice
> of cooking career by trying to elevate cooking into some pompous ass
> art.
You watch too much television.

What does being a cook cook or a good chef have to do with gender?

"Kswck" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Goy Liath" > wrote in message
> om...
> > it's often said all great chefs are men.
> >
> > but could one say all great cooks are women?
> >
> > cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
> Being a chef w/an attitude like Emeril is pompous. Being a chef is an
> interest and perhaps a career.
> >

Regarding old Emeril - I used to think he was the court jester of cooking
until two things happened. First, I went to his restaurant in NO and was
blown away by the food and service. Second, I heard Julia Child say some
very kind and complementary words about him in a biography of her. It's a
reminder to all of us to not judge a book by its cover.


--
Peter Aitken

Remove the crap from my email address before using.

"Kswck" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Goy Liath" > wrote in message
> om...
> > it's often said all great chefs are men.
> >
> > but could one say all great cooks are women?
> >
> > cooking is honest. being a chef is pompous.
> Being a chef w/an attitude like Emeril is pompous. Being a chef is an
> interest and perhaps a career.
> >

Regarding old Emeril - I used to think he was the court jester of cooking
until two things happened. First, I went to his restaurant in NO and was
blown away by the food and service. Second, I heard Julia Child say some
very kind and complementary words about him in a biography of her. It's a
reminder to all of us to not judge a book by its cover.


--
Peter Aitken

Remove the crap from my email address before using.

Goy Liath > wrote:
>it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
>but could one say all great cooks are women?

No. F'rinstance, yesterday I turned 4 oz of 4%-fat ground
beef, a teaspoon of chorizo seasoning, a chopped slice of
onion, an ounce of cheese, and a whole-wheat tortilla into
one of the best burritos I've ever eaten.

The day before, I turned a handful of langostinos,
a chopped slice of onion, a little EVOO, a spoonful of
Lee Kum Kee chili garlic sauce, a handful of mixed baby
greens, and a drizzle of EVOO and Balsamico de Modena into
a 5-star lunch in about 10 minutes.

--Blair
"Don't make the obvious error."

Goy Liath > wrote:
>it's often said all great chefs are men.
>
>but could one say all great cooks are women?

No. F'rinstance, yesterday I turned 4 oz of 4%-fat ground
beef, a teaspoon of chorizo seasoning, a chopped slice of
onion, an ounce of cheese, and a whole-wheat tortilla into
one of the best burritos I've ever eaten.

The day before, I turned a handful of langostinos,
a chopped slice of onion, a little EVOO, a spoonful of
Lee Kum Kee chili garlic sauce, a handful of mixed baby
greens, and a drizzle of EVOO and Balsamico de Modena into
a 5-star lunch in about 10 minutes.

--Blair
"Don't make the obvious error."