Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr

Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown interest in making
a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told him that people that buy
malt machines when not needed have more money than brains.

My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only uses
those items once in 10 years.

Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard earned
money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that have
a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?

Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?

1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?

2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?

3) Can you share some basic recipes?

"No Name" > wrote in
. com:

> Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr
>
> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt
> machine to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown
> interest in making a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told
> him that people that buy malt machines when not needed have more money
> than brains.
>
> My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only
> uses those items once in 10 years.
>
> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard
> earned money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially
> ones that have a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't
> currently use?
>
> Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
>
> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?

A "malted milk" is a milkshake with malt added, such as Horlick's,
Borden's, etc. Horlick's is especially good but harder to find.

> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?

A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic texture.
A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a "soupier" drink.

FWIW, I bought a vintage Hamilton Beach Malt Mixer on eBay several years
ago. They almost always have them available, and you can probably snare
one for anywhere from about $75 to $125. These are the models that were
actually used at soda fountains.

Here's a good example:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ry=11653&item=
6119977473&rd=1

> 3) Can you share some basic recipes?

Most basic of all, the Vanilla Malt... 3 large solid scoops good quality
vanilla ice cream, 1/2-3/4 cup whole milk, 2-3 tablespoons malt powder.
Mix with malt mixer 2-3 minutes. For a Chocolate Malt, add about 1/4 cup
of chocolate syrup. I prefer Fox's U-Bet over Hershey's, but either will
work.

HTH

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"Wayne" > wrote in message
...

> A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
texture.
> A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a "soupier" drink.
>
> FWIW, I bought a vintage Hamilton Beach Malt Mixer on eBay several
years
> ago. They almost always have them available, and you can probably
snare
> one for anywhere from about $75 to $125. These are the models that
were
> actually used at soda fountains.

I don't have one but it seems like an immersion blender would work
just fine for mixing a malt. Much cheaper and less bulky.

"Sam D." > wrote in
:

>
> "Wayne" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
> texture.
>> A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a "soupier" drink.
>>
>> FWIW, I bought a vintage Hamilton Beach Malt Mixer on eBay several
> years
>> ago. They almost always have them available, and you can probably
> snare
>> one for anywhere from about $75 to $125. These are the models that
> were
>> actually used at soda fountains.
>
> I don't have one but it seems like an immersion blender would work
> just fine for mixing a malt. Much cheaper and less bulky.
>
>

Granted, you mix the hell out of it, but an immersion blender bears
absolutely no resemblance nor does it perform the same as the mixing
spindle of a malt mixer.

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"Sam D." > wrote in
:

>
> "Wayne" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
> texture.
>> A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a "soupier" drink.
>>
>> FWIW, I bought a vintage Hamilton Beach Malt Mixer on eBay several
> years
>> ago. They almost always have them available, and you can probably
> snare
>> one for anywhere from about $75 to $125. These are the models that
> were
>> actually used at soda fountains.
>
> I don't have one but it seems like an immersion blender would work
> just fine for mixing a malt. Much cheaper and less bulky.
>
>

Granted, you mix the hell out of it, but an immersion blender bears
absolutely no resemblance nor does it perform the same as the mixing
spindle of a malt mixer.

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In article >,
Wayne > wrote:

> A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic texture.
> A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a "soupier" drink.

A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.

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Scott > wrote in
:

> In article >,
> Wayne > wrote:
>
>> A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
>> texture. A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a
>> "soupier" drink.
>
> A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.
>

You'll get it mixed, but it won't be the same. There really isn't anything
comparable to the spindle of a malt mixer. If you haven't tried one, you
wouldn't know.

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Wayne wrote:

> Scott > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>In article >,
>> Wayne > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
>>>texture. A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a
>>>"soupier" drink.
>>
>>A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.
>>
>
>
> You'll get it mixed, but it won't be the same. There really isn't anything
> comparable to the spindle of a malt mixer. If you haven't tried one, you
> wouldn't know.
>


Will milkshake machines work for making smoothies? And if so, will they
chop up and blend frozen bananas?

Why did you set the message so that replies would go to your munged
address instead of the newsgroups?

Best regards,
Bob

zxcvbob > wrote in
:

> Wayne wrote:
>
>> Scott > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>
>>>In article >,
>>> Wayne > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
>>>>texture. A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a
>>>>"soupier" drink.
>>>
>>>A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.
>>>
>>
>>
>> You'll get it mixed, but it won't be the same. There really isn't
>> anything comparable to the spindle of a malt mixer. If you haven't
>> tried one, you wouldn't know.
>>
>
>
> Will milkshake machines work for making smoothies? And if so, will
> they chop up and blend frozen bananas?

A malt mixer will not handle frozen fruit well, so I'd probably rule it
out for smoothies, but I don't like them and don't drink them.

> Why did you set the message so that replies would go to your munged
> address instead of the newsgroups?

That was accidental. I've been having trouble with the setting reverting
back. Sorry.


> Best regards,
> Bob
>

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zxcvbob > wrote in
:

> Wayne wrote:
>
>> Scott > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>
>>>In article >,
>>> Wayne > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
>>>>texture. A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a
>>>>"soupier" drink.
>>>
>>>A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.
>>>
>>
>>
>> You'll get it mixed, but it won't be the same. There really isn't
>> anything comparable to the spindle of a malt mixer. If you haven't
>> tried one, you wouldn't know.
>>
>
>
> Will milkshake machines work for making smoothies? And if so, will
> they chop up and blend frozen bananas?

A malt mixer will not handle frozen fruit well, so I'd probably rule it
out for smoothies, but I don't like them and don't drink them.

> Why did you set the message so that replies would go to your munged
> address instead of the newsgroups?

That was accidental. I've been having trouble with the setting reverting
back. Sorry.


> Best regards,
> Bob
>

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Wayne wrote:

> Scott > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>In article >,
>> Wayne > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
>>>texture. A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a
>>>"soupier" drink.
>>
>>A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.
>>
>
>
> You'll get it mixed, but it won't be the same. There really isn't anything
> comparable to the spindle of a malt mixer. If you haven't tried one, you
> wouldn't know.
>


Will milkshake machines work for making smoothies? And if so, will they
chop up and blend frozen bananas?

Why did you set the message so that replies would go to your munged
address instead of the newsgroups?

Best regards,
Bob

Scott > wrote in
:

> In article >,
> Wayne > wrote:
>
>> A blender will "do", but a malt mixer produces a more authentic
>> texture. A blender will thin out the mixture and produces a
>> "soupier" drink.
>
> A stick blender (with changeable bits) works just fine.
>

You'll get it mixed, but it won't be the same. There really isn't anything
comparable to the spindle of a malt mixer. If you haven't tried one, you
wouldn't know.

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"No Name" > wrote in message
. com...
> Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr
>
> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
> to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown interest in
making
> a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told him that people that buy
> malt machines when not needed have more money than brains.
>
> My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only uses
> those items once in 10 years.
>
> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard
earned
> money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that
have
> a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?
>
> Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
>
> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
>
> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
>

AFAIK a malt is simply a milkshake with malt added. You can use a blender,
but if you want an "official" malt machine you can get the kind you see at
soda fountains for a lot less than $500.


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>"Peter Aitken"
>
>>"No Name" wrote:
>>
>> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
>> to make a good malt.
>> Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
>>
>> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
>>
>> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
>>
>
>AFAIK a malt is simply a milkshake with malt added. You can use a blender,
>but if you want an "official" malt machine you can get the kind you see at
>soda fountains for a lot less than $500.

Basic milk shake mixers are available for under $50... naturally one can buy
one of the reproductions for many hundreds of dollars but they wont work any
better than a used one found at a tag sale for $5.

A blender will work but will not produce the creamy texture of a real milk
shake. A malt (malted) is simply a milk shake with malt powder added... add a
big scoop of ice cream to a finished malted upon presentation and it's a
"frosted". Recipes vary regionally so to save arguments I won't divulge my
creation (let's just say it incorporates Manhattan Special), but I suggest
storing the stainless steel container in the fridge.

http://ww1.williams-sonoma.com/cat/p...v0%7Cwmilkshak
e&pkey=xsrd0m1%7C15%7C0%7C%7C%7C%7C%7C%7Cmilkshake &gids=sku6211288&cmsrc=sch


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"No Name" > wrote:


> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?

Malts have malt in them.

>
> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?

Certainly a blender will do.
>
> 3) Can you share some basic recipes?

For What?

All I know how to make is good chile & pot roast.

In article .net>,
"James Chamblee" > wrote:

> Malts have malt in them.

Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).

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Scott wrote:
>
> In article .net>,
> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>
> > Malts have malt in them.
>
> Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>
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Just to clarify: they have malt powder added, the only difference from a
milk shake. Now the shake and malt may have flavor added as well.

Original question: YES, a blinder will do.

http://foodgeeks.com/recipes/type.ph...d=11&type_id=5

Loveem

BILL P.

William Boyd > wrote in
:

> Scott wrote:
>>
>> In article .net>,
>> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>>
>> > Malts have malt in them.
>>
>> Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>>
>> --
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>
> Just to clarify: they have malt powder added, the only difference from
> a milk shake. Now the shake and malt may have flavor added as well.
>
> Original question: YES, a blinder will do.

A blinder probably won't do much of anything except keep you from seeing
it. :-) A blender is a substitute for a malt mixer, but the results
are definitely not the same.


> http://foodgeeks.com/recipes/type.ph...d=11&type_id=5
>
> Loveem
>
> BILL P.



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Wayne wrote:
> William Boyd > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>Scott wrote:
>>
>>>In article .net>,
>>> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Malts have malt in them.
>>>
>>>Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>>>
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>>
>>Just to clarify: they have malt powder added, the only difference from
>>a milk shake. Now the shake and malt may have flavor added as well.
>>
>>Original question: YES, a blinder will do.
>
>
> A blinder probably won't do much of anything except keep you from seeing
> it. :-) A blender is a substitute for a malt mixer, but the results
> are definitely not the same.
>
>
>
>>http://foodgeeks.com/recipes/type.ph...d=11&type_id=5
>>
>>Loveem
>>
>>BILL P.
>
>
>
>
The one I have works as good if not better. It is one that will make
smoothies as well and much higher speed and variable better than an
ordinary machine, but it is still just a blinder, it is an Oster.

BOLL P.

Wayne wrote:
> William Boyd > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>Scott wrote:
>>
>>>In article .net>,
>>> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Malts have malt in them.
>>>
>>>Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>>>
>>>--
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>>>please mail OT responses only
>>
>>Just to clarify: they have malt powder added, the only difference from
>>a milk shake. Now the shake and malt may have flavor added as well.
>>
>>Original question: YES, a blinder will do.
>
>
> A blinder probably won't do much of anything except keep you from seeing
> it. :-) A blender is a substitute for a malt mixer, but the results
> are definitely not the same.
>
>
>
>>http://foodgeeks.com/recipes/type.ph...d=11&type_id=5
>>
>>Loveem
>>
>>BILL P.
>
>
>
>
The one I have works as good if not better. It is one that will make
smoothies as well and much higher speed and variable better than an
ordinary machine, but it is still just a blinder, it is an Oster.

BOLL P.

William Boyd > wrote in
:

> Scott wrote:
>>
>> In article .net>,
>> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>>
>> > Malts have malt in them.
>>
>> Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>>
>> --
>> to respond, change "spamless.invalid" with "optonline.net"
>> please mail OT responses only
>
> Just to clarify: they have malt powder added, the only difference from
> a milk shake. Now the shake and malt may have flavor added as well.
>
> Original question: YES, a blinder will do.

A blinder probably won't do much of anything except keep you from seeing
it. :-) A blender is a substitute for a malt mixer, but the results
are definitely not the same.


> http://foodgeeks.com/recipes/type.ph...d=11&type_id=5
>
> Loveem
>
> BILL P.



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Scott wrote:

> In article .net>,
> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>
>
>>Malts have malt in them.
>
>
> Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>


Wouldn't malt extract work? (unhopped, of course)

Bob

In article >,
zxcvbob > wrote:

> Wouldn't malt extract work? (unhopped, of course)

yes, but the taste would be somewhat different (I've experimented with
Carnation Malted Milk and DME).

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In article >,
zxcvbob > wrote:

> Wouldn't malt extract work? (unhopped, of course)

yes, but the taste would be somewhat different (I've experimented with
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Scott wrote:
>
> In article .net>,
> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>
> > Malts have malt in them.
>
> Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>
> --
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Just to clarify: they have malt powder added, the only difference from a
milk shake. Now the shake and malt may have flavor added as well.

Original question: YES, a blinder will do.

http://foodgeeks.com/recipes/type.ph...d=11&type_id=5

Loveem

BILL P.

Scott wrote:

> In article .net>,
> "James Chamblee" > wrote:
>
>
>>Malts have malt in them.
>
>
> Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).
>


Wouldn't malt extract work? (unhopped, of course)

Bob

In article .net>,
"James Chamblee" > wrote:

> Malts have malt in them.

Just to clarify: they contain malted milk, not malt (extract).

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"No Name" > wrote in message .com>...
> Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr
>
> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
> to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown interest in making
> a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told him that people that buy
> malt machines when not needed have more money than brains.
>
> My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only uses
> those items once in 10 years.
>
> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard earned
> money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that have
> a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?
>
> Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
>
> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
>
> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
>
> 3) Can you share some basic recipes?


Andy replies:

OK, let me ask you 3 questions :


1) Whose money will be used to buy it ?

2) Will it make him happy ?

3) Why are you asking strangers about your relationship
with your father ?

What the hell....??? Give him one for Xmas.....

...... come to think of it, I would like one also......

Andy in Fink, Texas

Andy wrote:

> OK, let me ask you 3 questions :
>
> 1) Whose money will be used to buy it ?

Who knows. If his father runs out of money, it's essentially going
to fall to him and his siblings to cover the living expenses.

> 2) Will it make him happy ?

Probably not.

> 3) Why are you asking strangers about your relationship
> with your father ?

I don't think he was, he was looking for advice. He is correct to
be concerned that dad is watching QVC and buying crap he doesn't
need.

nancy

Andy wrote:

> OK, let me ask you 3 questions :
>
> 1) Whose money will be used to buy it ?

Who knows. If his father runs out of money, it's essentially going
to fall to him and his siblings to cover the living expenses.

> 2) Will it make him happy ?

Probably not.

> 3) Why are you asking strangers about your relationship
> with your father ?

I don't think he was, he was looking for advice. He is correct to
be concerned that dad is watching QVC and buying crap he doesn't
need.

nancy

"No Name" > wrote in message
. com...
> Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr
>
> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
> to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown interest in
making
> a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told him that people that buy
> malt machines when not needed have more money than brains.
>
> My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only uses
> those items once in 10 years.
>
> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard
earned
> money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that
have
> a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?
>
> Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
> 3) Can you share some basic recipes?


If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
shouldn't buy!

The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!

Felice

Felice Friese wrote:
> "No Name" > wrote in message
> . com...
>
>>Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr
>>
>>Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
>>to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown interest in
>
> making
>
>>a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told him that people that buy
>>malt machines when not needed have more money than brains.
>>
>>My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only uses
>>those items once in 10 years.
>>
>>Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard
>
> earned
>
>>money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that
>
> have
>
>>a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?
>>
>>Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
>>1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
>>2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
>>3) Can you share some basic recipes?
>
>
>
> If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
> pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
> don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
> shouldn't buy!
>
> The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!
>
> Felice
>
>


Agreed. But maybe he can look for a used commercial milkshake machine
instead of whatever is on HSN? I hate to see anybody spend money on HSN
or QVC junk.

There are quite a few old heavy-duty Hamilton Beach milkshake makers on
eBay right now for much less than $50. They are quite
nostalgic-looking. (I might buy one.)

Best regards,
Bob

>"Felice Friese" writes:
>
>"No Name WORTHLESS" wrote:
>> Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr

GREEDY, SELFISH, SELF-CENTERED, GRASPY, *OBVIOUSLY WORTHLESS* children...
GRRRRRRRRR

Get yer own box!

>> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
>> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard earned
>> money

It's HIS *hard earned* money... focus your greedy green eyes in your own
*impoverished* dish.

>If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
>pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
>don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
>shouldn't buy!
>
>The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!

Yup, and anything else he wants with HIS MONEY! If he's managed his money for
72 years he obviously knows how. Seems like *loser* children are too concerned
with what their parents will leave to them.
Again, GET YOUR OWN BOX!



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One time on Usenet, "Felice Friese" > said:
> "No Name" > wrote in message
> . com...

> > Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr

> > Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
> > to make a good malt.

<snip rant>

Maybe it's just the way you phrased it, but your attitude seems
pretty bad. I can't imagine telling my father (66) how to spend
his money.

> > Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
> > 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
> > 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
> > 3) Can you share some basic recipes?

A malt is a milkshake with malt powder in it -- big taste difference.
They're wonderful, if you like malt.

> If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
> pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
> don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
> shouldn't buy!
>
> The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!

I'm with you, Felice, although $500 seems a bit high. An elderly friend
of mine bought a malt maker when she started battling cancer a couple
of years ago (it was one thing she could eat while on chemo). I don't
think she spent more than $50, if that. I found a few Hamilton-Beach
milkshake makers he

http://tinyurl.com/4k893

Add some malt powder and you're set...


--
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"I rule you!" - Travis of the Cosmos, ATHF
(COLD to HOT for e-mail)

>"Felice Friese" writes:
>
>"No Name WORTHLESS" wrote:
>> Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr

GREEDY, SELFISH, SELF-CENTERED, GRASPY, *OBVIOUSLY WORTHLESS* children...
GRRRRRRRRR

Get yer own box!

>> Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
>> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard earned
>> money

It's HIS *hard earned* money... focus your greedy green eyes in your own
*impoverished* dish.

>If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
>pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
>don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
>shouldn't buy!
>
>The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!

Yup, and anything else he wants with HIS MONEY! If he's managed his money for
72 years he obviously knows how. Seems like *loser* children are too concerned
with what their parents will leave to them.
Again, GET YOUR OWN BOX!



---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
````````````

Felice Friese wrote:
> "No Name" > wrote in message
> . com...
>
>>Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr
>>
>>Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
>>to make a good malt. Now keep in mind he has never shown interest in
>
> making
>
>>a smoothie, milkshake or mexican liquado. I told him that people that buy
>>malt machines when not needed have more money than brains.
>>
>>My father is the type of pack rat that has one of everything but only uses
>>those items once in 10 years.
>>
>>Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard
>
> earned
>
>>money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that
>
> have
>
>>a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?
>>
>>Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
>>1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
>>2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
>>3) Can you share some basic recipes?
>
>
>
> If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
> pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
> don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
> shouldn't buy!
>
> The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!
>
> Felice
>
>


Agreed. But maybe he can look for a used commercial milkshake machine
instead of whatever is on HSN? I hate to see anybody spend money on HSN
or QVC junk.

There are quite a few old heavy-duty Hamilton Beach milkshake makers on
eBay right now for much less than $50. They are quite
nostalgic-looking. (I might buy one.)

Best regards,
Bob

One time on Usenet, "Felice Friese" > said:
> "No Name" > wrote in message
> . com...

> > Elder parents....grrrrrrrrrrr

> > Tonight my 72 yr old father is telling me how he needs a $500 malt machine
> > to make a good malt.

<snip rant>

Maybe it's just the way you phrased it, but your attitude seems
pretty bad. I can't imagine telling my father (66) how to spend
his money.

> > Can someone please answer 3 basic questions?
> > 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
> > 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
> > 3) Can you share some basic recipes?

A malt is a milkshake with malt powder in it -- big taste difference.
They're wonderful, if you like malt.

> If your 72-year-old father wants a $500 malt machine, and will apparently
> pay for it himself, what difference does it make to you? I'm glad my kids
> don't try to tell their 77-year-old mother what $500 items she should or
> shouldn't buy!
>
> The man wants a malt machine? He should have a malt machine!

I'm with you, Felice, although $500 seems a bit high. An elderly friend
of mine bought a malt maker when she started battling cancer a couple
of years ago (it was one thing she could eat while on chemo). I don't
think she spent more than $50, if that. I found a few Hamilton-Beach
milkshake makers he

http://tinyurl.com/4k893

Add some malt powder and you're set...


--
J.J. in WA ~ mom, vid gamer, novice cook ~
"I rule you!" - Travis of the Cosmos, ATHF
(COLD to HOT for e-mail)

"No Name" > wrote in message .com>...

> Don't retirees think of anything else but how to squander their hard earned
> money on junk shown on the Home Shopping Network? Especially ones that have
> a collection of tools and gadgets that they don't currently use?
>
Yes:Viagra, how to waste social security money, why they're too busy
to watch the grandkids, and whether or not they are already a winner.

Greg Zywicki

In article > , "No
Name" > wrote:
(snip)
> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?

A shake doesn't have malt powder in it.

>
> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?

Not if he wants a malt machine.
>
> 3) Can you share some basic recipes?

Milk, ice cream, flavoring in a blender container. Mix.
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"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article > , "No
> Name" > wrote:
> (snip)
>> 1) What is the big difference in a malt vs milkshake?
>
> A shake doesn't have malt powder in it.
>
>>
>> 2) Does Dad need a malt machine, won't a blender do?
>
> Not if he wants a malt machine.
>>
>> 3) Can you share some basic recipes?
>
> Milk, ice cream, flavoring in a blender container. Mix.
> --

Wouldn't you hit the frappé button?

Jack Oster