"So it's actually Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell who are running the
country and are the real 'President' and 'Vice President,'" said
Sheryl Ann and I after Joe Hatchco returned from "Score" with his new
lover Tobey.

"Correct," said Joe, snuggling closer to his new boyfriend and
invoking Kama, the Hindi God of Love. "Klim kamadevaya vidmahe
puspabanaya dimahe nange pracodayat," he said. "I am a follower of
Gurumayi Chidvilasananda, like Melanie Griffith," he continued. "It
really helps me to receive the guru's grace. She walks my path for me.
That way my way home is assured."

"Aren't Barbra Streisand and James Brolin devotees too?" said Sheryl
Ann.

"Correct," said Joe Hatchco. "That's how they finally found true love.
They're soul mates. Saad gurunath maharaj kee jay!"

"So where do George W. Bush, Dick Chaney and Condoleeza Rice fit into
the equation?" said Sheryl Ann.

"Like Chancey Gardener," continued Joe, enjoying some of the brie
cheese omelet little Puffy had agreed to share with him. "It's my only
vice," he said.

"Brie cheese or omelets," said Sheryl Ann, knowingly.

"Donald Rumsfeld said, and we have it on tape: ‘I think we can pull it
off. It's only for photo opportunities,'" continued Joe.

"They're all PLANTS?" I said incredulously.

Correct," he answered. "Their favorite movie was ‘Silence of The
Lambs.' They are satanic Masons who call on the thought form Baphomet,
their ‘living devil,' although that's an oxymoron, thank God. That's
what the Yale fraternity Skull And Bones is, a junior satanic Masonic
cult. Look on line, if you don't believe me. It's all there, even
George W. Bush's cocaine use."

"You don't suppose . . . " continued Sheryl Ann.

"That Donald Rumsfeld has a secret police, along with the Queen of
England, Tony Blair, John Howard and Ariel Sharon, all of whom kidnap
and torture others and that there are torture chambers in the basement
of the White House and at Bethesda Naval Base?" he finished.

"Yes," said Sheryl Ann, brightening. "You were reading my mind!"

"You don't know the half of it," he said. "George and Laura Bush have
actually served human flesh at the White House as a ‘mystery meat'
similar to Hannibal Lector, their 'hero.'"

"Just like our other satanic Masonic president, James Madison!" I
exclaimed.

"It was his wife Dolly who did the cooking," said Sheryl Ann grimly.

Puffy's Favorite Omelet

1 dozen large eggs
1 pound Cracked Pepper Deli Turkey Breast ,
sliced 1/4 " thick slices, and julienned
3/4 pound Brie cheese, sliced 1/4" thick
1 bunch asparagus, blanched or lightly steamed, cut into 1 1/2" pieces

In a medium sized bowl, whisk the eggs together until smooth. Heat an
8" omelet pan or non-stick skillet. Lightly spray with cooking spray,
and pour in 1/4 of the egg mixture. Cooking over medium/low heat,
lightly scramble eggs then lift eggs with a spatula to allow the
liquid eggs to flow under the set eggs, and continue until all eggs
are set--about 1 minute. Remove from heat, and layer 4 slices Cracked
Pepper Turkey Breast, 2 slices Brie cheese and 1/4 of the asparagus
over half of the omelet. Fold the other half of the omelet over the
filling, and turn out onto serving plate. Repeat with remaining
ingredients, garnish with green onion and serve with fresh fruit.

Buffy Lyer wrote:
> "So it's actually Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell who are running the
> country and are the real 'President' and 'Vice President,'" said
> Sheryl Ann and I after Joe Hatchco returned from "Score" with his new
> lover Tobey.
>

snip

>
> Puffy's Favorite Omelet
>
> 1 dozen large eggs
> 1 pound Cracked Pepper Deli Turkey Breast ,
> sliced 1/4 " thick slices, and julienned
> 3/4 pound Brie cheese, sliced 1/4" thick
> 1 bunch asparagus, blanched or lightly steamed, cut into 1 1/2" pieces
>
> In a medium sized bowl, whisk the eggs together until smooth. Heat an
> 8" omelet pan or non-stick skillet. Lightly spray with cooking spray,
> and pour in 1/4 of the egg mixture. Cooking over medium/low heat,
> lightly scramble eggs then lift eggs with a spatula to allow the
> liquid eggs to flow under the set eggs, and continue until all eggs
> are set--about 1 minute. Remove from heat, and layer 4 slices Cracked
> Pepper Turkey Breast, 2 slices Brie cheese and 1/4 of the asparagus
> over half of the omelet. Fold the other half of the omelet over the
> filling, and turn out onto serving plate. Repeat with remaining
> ingredients, garnish with green onion and serve with fresh fruit.

And this was so important you just had to post it three times?


jim

In article >, JimLane
> wrote:

> Buffy Lyer wrote:
(snip)
> > Puffy's Favorite Omelet
(snip)
> And this was so important you just had to post it three times?

> jim

Oh, c'mon, Jim -- it could have been accidental. They happen. And at
least it's a recipe and not an obituary. :-)
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 10-04-04; Sam I Am!.
"Peace will come when the power of love overcomes the love of power."
-Jimi Hendrix, and Lt. Joe Corcoran, Retired; St. Paul PD, Homicide Divn.

In article >, JimLane
> wrote:

> Buffy Lyer wrote:
(snip)
> > Puffy's Favorite Omelet
(snip)
> And this was so important you just had to post it three times?

> jim

Oh, c'mon, Jim -- it could have been accidental. They happen. And at
least it's a recipe and not an obituary. :-)
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 10-04-04; Sam I Am!.
"Peace will come when the power of love overcomes the love of power."
-Jimi Hendrix, and Lt. Joe Corcoran, Retired; St. Paul PD, Homicide Divn.

On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 09:56:18 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>In article >, JimLane
> wrote:
>
>> Buffy Lyer wrote:
>(snip)
>> > Puffy's Favorite Omelet
>(snip)
>> And this was so important you just had to post it three times?
>
>> jim
>
>Oh, c'mon, Jim -- it could have been accidental. They happen. And at
>least it's a recipe and not an obituary. :-)

o.k., quiz time. who was it who said 'i never actually wish ill on
anyone, but there are some obituaries i have read with pleasure'?

(words to that effect. i'm sure i mangled it somehow or another.)

your pal,
bartlett