Stomach Disaster
 

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

WARNING: You eat too much of anything, you will have problems.

You need to see a doctor to have your head examined. And probably a
counselor to teach you how to take responsibility for your own actions.

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

WARNING: You eat too much of anything, you will have problems.

You need to see a doctor to have your head examined. And probably a
counselor to teach you how to take responsibility for your own actions.

It's not the company, asshole, it's you. Personally I'd feel better if your
exploding stomach and destroyed your ovaries. Who needs someone like you
polluting our gene pool with kids?

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

Have you never heard of portion control??

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

Have you never heard of portion control??

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

"JimLane" > wrote in message
...
> wrote:
>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>
>> Christine
>>
>>
>
> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue because
> of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron like you.
> Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too late.
>
>
Come on you lot this was supposed to be A JOKE for Christ sake, what's
the matter with you all. I always thought these food groups were a happy
lot, eaten to much last night? take a seltzer .john.m

"JimLane" > wrote in message
...
> wrote:
>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>
>> Christine
>>
>>
>
> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue because
> of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron like you.
> Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too late.
>
>
Come on you lot this was supposed to be A JOKE for Christ sake, what's
the matter with you all. I always thought these food groups were a happy
lot, eaten to much last night? take a seltzer .john.m

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:16:43 -0500, wrote:

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
>Christine

ROFLMAO! Nice troll. Very nice.

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:16:43 -0500, wrote:

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
>Christine

ROFLMAO! Nice troll. Very nice.

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

wrote in rec.food.cooking

> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

TROLL

--
BigDog,
To E-mail me, you know what to do.

wrote in rec.food.cooking

> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
> Christine
>
>

TROLL

--
BigDog,
To E-mail me, you know what to do.

Does nobody recognize a troll when they see it?

JimLane wrote:

> wrote:
>
>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>
>> Christine
>>
>>
>
> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue
> because of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron
> like you. Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too
> late.
>
>
> jim

Does nobody recognize a troll when they see it?

JimLane wrote:

> wrote:
>
>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>
>> Christine
>>
>>
>
> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>
> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue
> because of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron
> like you. Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too
> late.
>
>
> jim

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital.

I see you are back to school and they let you use the computers again. What
grade are you in this year? Fifth?

Don't let the teacher see what you are posting.

> wrote in message
...
> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
> sending me to the hospital.

I see you are back to school and they let you use the computers again. What
grade are you in this year? Fifth?

Don't let the teacher see what you are posting.

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:16:43 -0500, wrote:

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
>Christine
>

lol

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:47:28 +0000, mrmalins wrote:

>
> "JimLane" > wrote in message
> ...
>> wrote:
>>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>>
>>> Christine
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue because
>> of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron like you.
>> Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too late.
>>
>>
> Come on you lot this was supposed to be A JOKE for Christ sake, what's
> the matter with you all. I always thought these food groups were a happy
> lot, eaten to much last night? take a seltzer .john.m

If you mix in a little cat urine with your beans and leave them
under the porch for a week to let all the gas escape before
you eat them then gas won't be your biggest problem!
(plonk).

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:47:28 +0000, mrmalins wrote:

>
> "JimLane" > wrote in message
> ...
>> wrote:
>>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>>
>>> Christine
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue because
>> of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron like you.
>> Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too late.
>>
>>
> Come on you lot this was supposed to be A JOKE for Christ sake, what's
> the matter with you all. I always thought these food groups were a happy
> lot, eaten to much last night? take a seltzer .john.m

If you mix in a little cat urine with your beans and leave them
under the porch for a week to let all the gas escape before
you eat them then gas won't be your biggest problem!
(plonk).

On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:47:28 +0000, mrmalins wrote:

>
> "JimLane" > wrote in message
> ...
>> wrote:
>>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>>
>>> Christine
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue because
>> of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron like you.
>> Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too late.
>>
>>
> Come on you lot this was supposed to be A JOKE for Christ sake, what's
> the matter with you all. I always thought these food groups were a happy
> lot, eaten to much last night? take a seltzer .john.m

If you mix in a little cat urine with your beans and leave them
under the porch for a week to let all the gas escape before
you eat them then gas won't be your biggest problem!
(plonk).

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:16:43 -0500, wrote:

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
>Christine

Go away troll, as the billy goat said.

Are you in a contributory-negligence state? If so, your pigging out on
beans would be contributory negligence that would prevent you from
recovering anything.

Seriously, GI ruptures from built-up gas are a real problem in certain
diseases such as Crohn's and any of the various causes of intestinal
blockage. GI ruptures from imprudent eating habits in otherwise
healthy individuals are comparatively unknown, so assembling a class
for your proposed class action is going to be a challenge.

--
Chris Green

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:16:43 -0500, wrote:

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>
>Christine

Go away troll, as the billy goat said.

Are you in a contributory-negligence state? If so, your pigging out on
beans would be contributory negligence that would prevent you from
recovering anything.

Seriously, GI ruptures from built-up gas are a real problem in certain
diseases such as Crohn's and any of the various causes of intestinal
blockage. GI ruptures from imprudent eating habits in otherwise
healthy individuals are comparatively unknown, so assembling a class
for your proposed class action is going to be a challenge.

--
Chris Green

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>

This is obviously a troll; I don't believe this actually happened as I'm sure
the news wires would have picked up on this story. Even if it was true, I'm
sure this person would have no trouble finding a John Edwards-esque ambulance
chasing lawyer to sue the pants off everybody.

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"I actually thought about voting for John Kerry before I decided to vote
against him."

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>

This is obviously a troll; I don't believe this actually happened as I'm sure
the news wires would have picked up on this story. Even if it was true, I'm
sure this person would have no trouble finding a John Edwards-esque ambulance
chasing lawyer to sue the pants off everybody.

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"I actually thought about voting for John Kerry before I decided to vote
against him."

>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>

This is obviously a troll; I don't believe this actually happened as I'm sure
the news wires would have picked up on this story. Even if it was true, I'm
sure this person would have no trouble finding a John Edwards-esque ambulance
chasing lawyer to sue the pants off everybody.

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"I actually thought about voting for John Kerry before I decided to vote
against him."

Where is Dr. Chung when we need him?

Where is Dr. Chung when we need him?