Some of you gals may have experienced Airplane Vulva when you travel -
that itchy, scaly, flaky state your vulva gets in when exposed to todays dehydrated airplane cabins and seats that are less than clean shall we say. Your vulva is just a mess!

As a very frequent flyer, I suffer terribly from this condition. I
travel 3 times a year from White Plains to Baltimore on Southwest on media buying sprees, and
goodness only knows where the vulvas of those other white trash redneck
women passengers have been. They wear no panties in the summer heat and
humidity and just plop their vulvas right on those sticky leather Southwest
seats, breeding microbes and bacteria
by the zillion! Then along comes a nice clean Jewish gal like me,
I sit down on those infected seats, and BINGO, I got more weapons of
mass destruction attacking my dark moist areas than Saddams entire
arsenal in Baghdad had-Ive got WWIII going on in my uterus! My labia are not happy campers, no siree!


Thats when my good pal and mentor Sheldon Katz, who looks
after my general health and wellbeing, came up with this fabulous treatment.
Sheldon aka Penmart used to be a chemical engineer in the Brooklyn Navy Yards, and
he concoted this amazing vulva cream which works wonders! Just slap
a nice big dollop on your vulva before your leave for the airport,
and presto!, you got an impenetrable barrier against any chemical or
biological weapons the world chooses to throw at your ****. Whether you are a Yenta or a Shiksa, it sure works wonders!

I am making available a limited supply of this marvelous treatment to
the general public at low introductory prices. Contact me now to
make your purchases before supplies run out! I could use the $$$ for cat food!


Sheryl Rosen

"The only thing that works better is female circumcision!"

On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 08:02:29 +0100 (CET), Tarapia Tapioco
> wrote:

Sheryl says she has a clue about who you are. I don't and
yet... I think you are a total scumbag. You're certainly
not Italian.




Practice safe eating - always use condiments

>
>Some of you gals may have experienced Airplane Vulva when you travel -



Sheryl would never post such tasteless drivel.. get a life.

Rosie

sf > wrote:
> On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 08:02:29 +0100 (CET), Tarapia Tapioco
> > wrote:

> Sheryl says she has a clue about who you are. I don't and
> yet... I think you are a total scumbag. You're certainly
> not Italian.

PLEASE, do not feed the trolls. Doing so only encourages
their masturbatory fantasies. People, when you see outrageous
postings like the one that started this thread, mark it as
read in your news reader software, ignore it, and move on with
life. If you want, send a complaint to the abuse address that's
identified in the offending message's header, but please do not
reply to the sender either privately or publicly.

Wow. I haven't been around rfc for prolly a year, only to find poor Sheryl
is still getting crap like this hurled at her.
Sorry, Sheryl.
Some things never change.

Jack Curry

On 2004-02-01, Tarapia Tapioco > wrote:

> Some of you gals may have experienced Airplane Vulva...

ROFLMAO!!!...

J.J. Solari ...is that you!?

I don't care what anybody says, I think it was hilarious.

nb

On 1 Feb 2004 14:09:32 GMT, wrote:
>
> PLEASE, do not feed the trolls.

Oh, yeah. Pick on me. Don't you have anything better to
do?

Maybe Sheryl and I don't agree all the time, but when some
scumbag attacks her to the point she feels she has to
respond - I'm not going to ignore it.


Practice safe eating - always use condiments