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Just call 413-497-0025

and follow the recorded instructions!

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On Dec 24, 11:22*am, "Van" > wrote:
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It's a scam.
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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:33:39 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown >
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>On Dec 24, 11:22*am, "Van" > wrote:
>> Just call 413-497-0025
>>
>> and follow the recorded instructions!
>>
>> Van

>
>It's a scam.


of course it is
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"Chemo the Clown" > wrote in message
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>It's a scam.


You freakin' idiots - it's JUST A RECORDING of SANTA Swearing. It's just a
joke.

To you two, EVERYTHING'S a "Scam", Huh? No one is benefiting, it's just
intended to be funny.

Try not to be so skeptical of everything you know nothing about.

Just trying to inject some holiday humor into this grudge-match forum.

You're ****ing welcome. Idiots.

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>>> and follow the recorded instructions!
>>>
>>> Van

>>
>>It's a scam.

>
> of course it is


Great. I was looking for a scam for Christmas. I wonder if they have it
in blue.

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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:55:57 -0600, Michel Boucher >
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>ffu > wrote in news:mni7j5d4vj3mep4bbdop06gkvaieokc3h5@
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>
>>>> and follow the recorded instructions!
>>>>
>>>> Van
>>>
>>>It's a scam.

>>
>> of course it is

>
>Great. I was looking for a scam for Christmas. I wonder if they have it
>in blue.

Red looks good on you


For breaky tommorrow I'm going to have fried scam and eggs, with a side of
whiny van.
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On Dec 24, 12:48*pm, "Van" > wrote:
> "Chemo the Clown" > wrote in ...
>
> >It's a scam.

>
> You freakin' idiots - it's JUST A RECORDING of SANTA Swearing. *It's just a
> joke.
>
> To you two, EVERYTHING'S a "Scam", Huh? * *No one is benefiting, it's just
> intended to be funny.
>
> Try not to be so skeptical of everything you know nothing about.
>
> Just trying to inject some holiday humor into this grudge-match forum.
>
> You're ****ing welcome. *Idiots.
>
> Van


Google the phone number you jerk wad. What's so funny about Santa
swearing anyway....you're still an idiot.
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On Dec 24, 12:48 pm, "Van" > wrote:
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Google the phone number you jerk wad. What's so funny about Santa
swearing anyway....you're still an idiot.

And you're still a newbie around here.

I did Google it - here's a typical response:

OMG - It's so obvious that it's a joke. I loved it and laughed so hard I
about cried. My friends and family got a kick out of it too. You people need
to lighten up and not take everything so serious. Laughter is the best
medicine for all that ails you.

I ALSO actually CALLED and LISTENED (which you would have done if ya had a
pair). It's just a lighthearted joke.


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>>>>> and follow the recorded instructions!
>>>>>
>>>>> Van
>>>>
>>>>It's a scam.
>>>
>>> of course it is

>>
>>Great. I was looking for a scam for Christmas. I wonder if they have
>>it in blue.

>
> Red looks good on you


It's not for wearing, stoopid.

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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:46:57 -0600, Michel Boucher >
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>ffu > wrote in
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>>>>>> and follow the recorded instructions!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Van
>>>>>
>>>>>It's a scam.
>>>>
>>>> of course it is
>>>
>>>Great. I was looking for a scam for Christmas. I wonder if they have
>>>it in blue.

>>
>> Red looks good on you

>
>It's not for wearing, stoopid.



Mikey, seeing it's Christmas I'm going to cut you some slack.


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>>> Red looks good on you

>>
>>It's not for wearing, stoopid.

>
> Mikey, seeing it's Christmas I'm going to cut you some slack.


Who's Mikey?

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Van wrote:
> "Chemo the Clown" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>
>> It's a scam.

>
> You freakin' idiots - it's JUST A RECORDING of SANTA Swearing. It's
> just a joke.
>
> To you two, EVERYTHING'S a "Scam", Huh? No one is benefiting, it's
> just intended to be funny.
>
> Try not to be so skeptical of everything you know nothing about.
>
> Just trying to inject some holiday humor into this grudge-match forum.
>
> You're ****ing welcome. Idiots.
>
> Van


It can also be your ex-wife, or the neighbor that ****ed you off, or a
hundred other things that would be at least an annoyance to someone or
possibly even illegal.


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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:43:48 -0600, Michel Boucher >
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>ffu > wrote in news:if38j5d6i7avjhc3nsepjajd1ctjb0rt8o@
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>>>> Red looks good on you
>>>
>>>It's not for wearing, stoopid.

>>
>> Mikey, seeing it's Christmas I'm going to cut you some slack.

>
>Who's Mikey?


You ya noron
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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> You post an unsolicited toll number for most people (at best - it
> may be the Bahamas at $6.00/minute), with a totally bogus
> description and you have the nerve to try and defend yourself by
> calling everybody else idiots?


UH, STEVE: Area code 413 is the area code for Western Massachusetts (i.e.
Springfield). It is the largest area code by land area covered in the state.
I live in upstate NY where calls to area code 413 are a regular thing,
because it is adjoining our (518) area.

"Unsolicited toll number" ?"? Anyone whith half a brain and ANY telephone
book could pinpoint the coverage area for the 413 area code. If your phone
plan does not give you unlimited free long distance, you are in the
minority.
>
> You need to stick to fast-food, where I'm really sorry I nice to
> you. No holes barred now.


UH, I BELIEVE THE phrase is "NO **holds** barred.

Totally a dimwit TWICE in that post, Steve. Merry Christmas

Just trying to share a joke on usenet. THAT'S why I can be called idiot.

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WTF > wrote in news:tcm8j5519qgvs61ir82h18m3s2l04rmvmi@
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>>>>> Red looks good on you
>>>>
>>>>It's not for wearing, stoopid.
>>>
>>> Mikey, seeing it's Christmas I'm going to cut you some slack.

>>
>>Who's Mikey?

>
> You ya noron


Not me, sorry. That's not my name, never has been. It's not Michael
either, or Mike or Mickey.

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