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I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
do so until I ejaculate.

I do not care if you find this unacceptable.


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On 6 Jan, 07:33, "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote:
> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
>
> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.


This is what happens when bad weather closes schools.

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On Jan 6, 7:33*am, "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote:
> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
>
> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.


You are in good company, most posters here also seem to be
******s................
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Halmyre wrote:

> On 6 Jan, 07:33, "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote:
> > I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will
> > continue to do so until I ejaculate.
> >
> > I do not care if you find this unacceptable.

>
> This is what happens when bad weather closes schools.


Yes. Quite a few of my students like to watch me masturbate - pre-teen
girls have such inquisitive minds!
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Richard wrote:

> On Jan 6, 7:33*am, "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote:
> > I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will
> > continue to do so until I ejaculate.
> >
> > I do not care if you find this unacceptable.

>
> You are in good company, most posters here also seem to be
> ******s................


I have now achieved my aim of ejaculation.





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"Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote in message
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> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
>
> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
>
>



You are a mental patient or chimpanzee AICMFP.


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On 06/01/2010 09:27, Ben Towers wrote:

> I have now achieved my aim of ejaculation.


You can't be much of a ******, because you can still see to type emails.

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"Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote in message
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> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
>
> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.


Why would I find this unacceptable?
Masturbation is is a perfectly normal activity.
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Are parking cars and pumping gas.


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Col wrote:
> "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote in message
> ...
>> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
>> do so until I ejaculate.
>>
>> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.

>
> Why would I find this unacceptable?
> Masturbation is is a perfectly normal activity.


He has neglected to tell you that he's standing (vaguely) in the chippy.
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:55:48 +0000, Bikini Whacks
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>Col wrote:
>> "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
>>> do so until I ejaculate.
>>>
>>> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.

>>
>> Why would I find this unacceptable?
>> Masturbation is is a perfectly normal activity.

>
>He has neglected to tell you that he's standing (vaguely) in the chippy.


I do hope they clean out the deep fat fryers.


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Ben Towers schrieb:
> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
>
> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
>
>

i wonder what exactly turns you on..
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