On Jan 14, 11:28*pm, "PeterLucas1" > wrote:
> So here's a joke that my wife Ruth really likes:
>
> "Q: What's the difference between the Virgin Mary taking a bath and my wife
> Ruth taking a bath...???
>
> A: *The Virgin Mary has hope in her soul...and my wife has *soap* in her
> *hole*...!!!"
>
> :-)
>

That joke was mildly funny the first time I heard it back in 1979.
Come on, you can do better!

So here's a joke that my wife Ruth really likes:

"Q: What's the difference between the Virgin Mary taking a bath and my wife
Ruth taking a bath...???

A: The Virgin Mary has hope in her soul...and my wife has *soap* in her
*hole*...!!!"

:-)


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

PVC replied to Peter:

> That joke was mildly funny the first time I heard it back in 1979.
> Come on, you can do better!

Unfortunately, he cannot.

Here's a joke about Peter, though:

What do a cobra and a two inch cock have in common?
Nobody wants to **** with either of them.

Bob

On Jan 15, 12:25*am, "Bob Terwilliger" >
wrote:
> PVC replied to Peter:
>
> > That joke was mildly funny the first time I heard it back in 1979.
> > Come on, you can do better!
>
> Unfortunately, he cannot.
>
> Here's a joke about Peter, though:
>
> What do a cobra and a two inch cock have in common?
> Nobody wants to **** with either of them.

HA! That was new to me, AND funny!

On Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:26:21 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
> wrote:

>On Jan 14, 11:28*pm, "PeterLucas1" > wrote:
>> So here's a joke that my wife Ruth really likes:
>>
>> "Q: What's the difference between the Virgin Mary taking a bath and my wife
>> Ruth taking a bath...???
>>
>> A: *The Virgin Mary has hope in her soul...and my wife has *soap* in her
>> *hole*...!!!"
>>
>> :-)
>>
>
>That joke was mildly funny the first time I heard it back in 1979.
>Come on, you can do better!

You got trolled.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"PeterLucas1" > wrote in
m:


From: "PeterLucas1" >
X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.159.214.88


4.159.214.88 IP address location & mo
IP address [?]: 4.159.214.88
IP country code: US
IP address country: United States
IP address state: Illinois
IP address city: Chicago
IP postcode: 60647
IP address latitude: 41.9206
IP address longitude: -87.7017
ISP of this IP [?]: Level 3 Communications
Organization: Level 3 Communications
Host of this IP: [?]: dialup-4.159.214.88.Dial1.Chicago1.Level3.net
Local time in United States: 2010-01-16 16:45








--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

Edmund Burke.

PeterL1 wrote:

> "PeterLucas1" > wrote in
> m:
>
>
> From: "PeterLucas1" >
> X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.159.214.88
>
>
> 4.159.214.88 IP address location & mo
> IP address [?]: 4.159.214.88
> IP country code: US
> IP address country: United States
> IP address state: Illinois
> IP address city: Chicago
> IP postcode: 60647
> IP address latitude: 41.9206
> IP address longitude: -87.7017
> ISP of this IP [?]: Level 3 Communications
> Organization: Level 3 Communications
> Host of this IP: [?]: dialup-4.159.214.88.Dial1.Chicago1.Level3.net
> Local time in United States: 2010-01-16 16:45
>
>
>
>


<zzzzzzzzzzzz>


--
Best
Greg

On Jan 17, 9:50*am, PeterL1 >
wrote:
> "PeterLucas1" > wrote innews:ELidnbW1Ve99Z9LWnZ2dnUVZ_q2dnZ2d@earthlink. com:
>
> From: "PeterLucas1" >
> X-Usenet-Provider:http://www.giganews.com
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.159.214.88
>
> 4.159.214.88 IP address location & mo
> IP address [?]: * * * * 4.159.214.88
> IP country code: * * * *US
> IP address country: *United States
> IP address state: * * * Illinois
> IP address city: * * * *Chicago
> IP postcode: * *60647
> IP address latitude: * *41.9206
> IP address longitude: * -87.7017
> ISP of this IP [?]: * * Level 3 Communications
> Organization: * Level 3 Communications
> Host of this IP: [?]: * dialup-4.159.214.88.Dial1.Chicago1.Level3.net
> Local time in United States: * *2010-01-16 16:45
>
>

LMAO @ Peterbreath! You *really* think this hasn't been anticipated???
Go right ahead - easy as hell to get as many trial/fake accounts as we
want <BG>

> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> If we are not meant to eat dick,
> why are they made of meat?

You really *are* a sick **** using that sig, peterbreath.