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On Feb 22, 9:53*pm, sf > wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:30:02 -0500, "Dora" > wrote:
> > My downfall is
> > large bottles on the top shelf which are safely behind a wire rod.
> > Impossible. *Plus, I'm getting a little too wrinkled to smile sweetly
> > and entice a six-footer.
>
> I think you're the perfect age to bat your eyelashes at a strapping
> six-foot boy and ask him to grab your jugs. *;) *JK *Sorry, I couldn't
> resist.
>
> --
> I love cooking with wine.
> Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I'm wrinkled, and that doesn't stop tall guys from being willing to
help me by reaching the top shelf - it makes them feel important and
superior. LOL.

N.

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In article >,
says...
>
> On Feb 22, 9:53*pm, sf > wrote:
> > On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:30:02 -0500, "Dora" > wrote:
> > > My downfall is
> > > large bottles on the top shelf which are safely behind a wire rod.
> > > Impossible. *Plus, I'm getting a little too wrinkled to smile sweetly
> > > and entice a six-footer.
> >
> > I think you're the perfect age to bat your eyelashes at a strapping
> > six-foot boy and ask him to grab your jugs. *;) *JK *Sorry, I couldn't
> > resist.
> >
> > --
> > I love cooking with wine.
> > Sometimes I even put it in the food.
>
> I'm wrinkled, and that doesn't stop tall guys from being willing to
> help me by reaching the top shelf - it makes them feel important and
> superior. LOL.
>
> N.

OK, if you can't tolerate OT Jokes, move on to the next post please...

Speaking of short folks, and I am one of them:

"How the fight got started"

A guy is driving and he rear end's another driver so he pulls over and gets out
of his car. He is a big guy, about 6'2" plus... He goes to look at the damage
on the two cars. At the same time the guy who got hit jumps out of his car. He
is a little guy, a bit over 5' tall. He storms up to the guy that hit his car
and with his hands on his hips loudly states, "I'M NOT HAPPY"! The taller man
looked down at him and responded, "well, which one are you then"?...

.... Yeah, that's how the fight got started!

Scotty... Who is 5'7" ;)



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On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:24:55 -0500, Jean B. wrote:

> Dora wrote:
>
>> Happens to me as well, Blake. I'm 5 feet tall and I often have to
>> struggle fruitlessly to get things off the top shelf. My downfall is
>> large bottles on the top shelf which are safely behind a wire rod.
>> Impossible. Plus, I'm getting a little too wrinkled to smile sweetly
>> and entice a six-footer.
>>
>> Dora
>
> heh! I am also 5 feet tall. I have gotten more brave (sometimes)
> about asking someone taller to reach something for me.

ah, there are more former boy scouts out there than you realize.

your pal,
blake

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Nancy2 > wrote in news:c76904da-4a3d-438f-bf19-
:

> On Feb 22, 9:53*pm, sf > wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:30:02 -0500, "Dora" > wrote:
>> > My downfall is
>> > large bottles on the top shelf which are safely behind a wire rod.
>> > Impossible. *Plus, I'm getting a little too wrinkled to smile sweetly
>> > and entice a six-footer.
>>
>> I think you're the perfect age to bat your eyelashes at a strapping
>> six-foot boy and ask him to grab your jugs. *;) *JK *Sorry, I could
> n't
>> resist.
>>
>> --
>> I love cooking with wine.
>> Sometimes I even put it in the food.
>
> I'm wrinkled, and that doesn't stop tall guys from being willing to
> help me by reaching the top shelf - it makes them feel important and
> superior. LOL.
>
> N.


:-)

I used to wonder why it was that I used to go shopping on the only day that
all the short people where doing theirs!!

Then I realised that just about *everyone* is short...... and the damn
supermarkets put their shelves up to 9' high !!

Not a problem for me..... but one of these days, I'd like to go shopping and
*only* pick my stuff off the shelf. It got to the stage where I'd be saying
"OK, what else do you need in this aisle?" And then, "OK, I'm going to aisle
4 now"


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Nancy2 > wrote in news:c76904da-4a3d-438f-bf19-
:

> On Feb 22, 9:53*pm, sf > wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:30:02 -0500, "Dora" > wrote:
>> > My downfall is
>> > large bottles on the top shelf which are safely behind a wire rod.
>> > Impossible. *Plus, I'm getting a little too wrinkled to smile sweetly
>> > and entice a six-footer.
>>
>> I think you're the perfect age to bat your eyelashes at a strapping
>> six-foot boy and ask him to grab your jugs. *;) *JK *Sorry, I could
> n't
>> resist.
>>
>> --
>> I love cooking with wine.
>> Sometimes I even put it in the food.
>
> I'm wrinkled, and that doesn't stop tall guys from being willing to
> help me by reaching the top shelf - it makes them feel important and
> superior. LOL.
>
> N.


:-)

I used to wonder why it was that I used to go shopping on the only day
that
all the rich people where doing theirs!!

Then I realised that just about *everyone* is richer...... and the
damn
supermarkets put their prices up too high for me!!

Not a problem for me..... I can shop lift but one of these days, I'd
like to go shopping and
*only* pick-pocket from the rich to get my stuff off the shelf. It got
to the stage where I'd be saying
"OK, what else do you need in this aisle I only have so many pockets?"
And then, "OK, I'm going to aisle
4 now"

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Brisbane
Australia

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