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On Feb 24, 6:43*pm, Arri London > wrote:
> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


You need a stiff drink.
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Definitely cracking up here!

Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
not something we'd ever buy.

However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...

Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.

So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?
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Arri London wrote:
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> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


So your taking fancy to classic US Trailer Trash food eh?

The only food I've found that I consider revolting is green pea soup,
the green gritty, slimy stuff that looks like it was skimmed off the top
of a tank at a sewage treatment plant, not to be confused with split pea
soup which is fine. Needless to say, I have not found green pea soup to
have become any more attractive lately.
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On Feb 24, 6:43*pm, Arri London > wrote:
> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


Here ya go!!!

http://www.amazon.com/White-Cooking-.../dp/0898151899
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Arri London wrote:

> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
couldn't have paid me to eat it before.

Serene
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I believe they have the right to go to hell in the handbasket of their
choosing." -- Pat Kight, on alt.polyamory


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On Feb 24, 9:35*pm, Serene Vannoy > wrote:
> Arri London wrote:
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
>
> Serene
>
>

Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
pineapple rings, either.
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In article >, Arri London >
wrote:

> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


Rumaki.
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"Pete C." > wrote:

> Arri London wrote:
> >
> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> So your taking fancy to classic US Trailer Trash food eh?
>
> The only food I've found that I consider revolting is green pea soup,
> the green gritty, slimy stuff that looks like it was skimmed off the top
> of a tank at a sewage treatment plant, not to be confused with split pea
> soup which is fine. Needless to say, I have not found green pea soup to
> have become any more attractive lately.


Use a wand blender on it...
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Serene Vannoy > wrote:

> Arri London wrote:
>
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
>
> Serene


Gods, I LOVE cottage cheese, but it interferes with my weight loss
efforts. :-(
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> On Feb 24, 9:35*pm, Serene Vannoy > wrote:
> > Arri London wrote:
> > > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

> >
> > The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> > couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
> >
> > Serene
> >
> >

> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
> pineapple rings, either.


Or just about any other fruit. Works with eggs too.
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On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:47:44 -0800 (PST), itsjoannotjoann
> wrote:

> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
> pineapple rings, either.


I use cottage cheese as a dip sometimes. I like Wheat Thins and
cottage cheese.

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>> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
>> pineapple rings, either.


>I use cottage cheese as a dip sometimes. I like Wheat Thins and
>cottage cheese.


I've eaten plenty of cottage cheese since I've shifted over
to a higher fraction of non-purine-containing protein sources.
(The primary choices there being dairy, and egg whites.)

Usually, I mix in some form of capsicum. Harissa, salsa,
habanero sauce, ajvar, sambal.

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"Arri London" > wrote in message
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> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...


Make yourself a nice baked macaroni and cheese. Maybe it will pass.


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Arri London wrote:
> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


Er, are you sick? I find that's one of the early symptoms.

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Omelet wrote:
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> >,
> itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
>
>> On Feb 24, 9:35 pm, Serene Vannoy > wrote:
>>> Arri London wrote:
>>>> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?
>>> The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
>>> couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
>>>
>>> Serene
>>>
>>>

>> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
>> pineapple rings, either.

>
> Or just about any other fruit. Works with eggs too.


I like halved grape (or cherry) tomatoes with cottage cheese. My
latest favorite.

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> > wrote:
>
>> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
>> pineapple rings, either.

>
> I use cottage cheese as a dip sometimes. I like Wheat Thins and
> cottage cheese.
>
> --

Fritos Scoops and cottage cheese are the way to go. Not the flimsy Scoops,
the heavy duty corn ones. A little lemon pepper on the cottage cheese is
good.
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> I was going to suggest Pace Medium picante sauce mixed with cottage
> cheese...


My favorite thing on cottage cheese ............ Tony's. Even on the
pineapple w/cottage cheese.


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On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:43:51 -0700, Arri London wrote:

> Definitely cracking up here!
>
> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> not something we'd ever buy.
>
> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


hell, on t.v. even big macs manage to look halfway decent.

your pal,
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> On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:43:51 -0700, Arri London wrote:
>
>> Definitely cracking up here!
>>
>> Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
>> for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
>> plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
>> not something we'd ever buy.
>>
>> However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
>> 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
>> occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>>
>> Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>>
>> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> hell, on t.v. even big macs manage to look halfway decent.
>


Even Red Lobster. I actually went to eat there once a couple of years ago.
On tv the lobster looks real. On the table it is those icky little bugs we
used to call langostino.




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On Feb 25, 12:21*am, sf > wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:47:44 -0800 (PST), itsjoannotjoann
>
> > wrote:
> > Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! *Not bad with canned
> > pineapple rings, either.

>
> I use cottage cheese as a dip sometimes. *I like Wheat Thins and
> cottage cheese. *
>
> --
> I love cooking with wine.
> Sometimes I even put it in the food.


Cottage cheese with lots of black pepper and snipped fresh chives -
stupid stores don't sell it with chives any more (nor cream cheese
with chives, either) - and there used to be frozen chives in little
tubs - you could scrape out what you needed and it would thaw
instantly on top the cottage cheese - can't find those, either.

I swear I'm going to grow my own chives - but I've said that for
years, now.

N.
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Tracy > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > In article
> > >,
> > itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
> >
> >> On Feb 24, 9:35 pm, Serene Vannoy > wrote:
> >>> Arri London wrote:
> >>>> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?
> >>> The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> >>> couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
> >>>
> >>> Serene
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
> >> pineapple rings, either.

> >
> > Or just about any other fruit. Works with eggs too.

>
> I like halved grape (or cherry) tomatoes with cottage cheese. My
> latest favorite.
>
> Tracy


Oh yes! Tomato is fantastic with cottage cheese. You can make it fancy
by "stuffing" the tomato. Cut it on a zig zag thru the center, plop some
cottage cheese in the middle and top with sliced black or green olives.
Serve on a boston butter lettuce leave for a fancy presentation...
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> On Feb 25, 12:21*am, sf > wrote:
> > On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:47:44 -0800 (PST), itsjoannotjoann
> >
> > > wrote:
> > > Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! *Not bad with canned
> > > pineapple rings, either.

> >
> > I use cottage cheese as a dip sometimes. *I like Wheat Thins and
> > cottage cheese. *
> >
> > --
> > I love cooking with wine.
> > Sometimes I even put it in the food.

>
> Cottage cheese with lots of black pepper and snipped fresh chives -
> stupid stores don't sell it with chives any more (nor cream cheese
> with chives, either) - and there used to be frozen chives in little
> tubs - you could scrape out what you needed and it would thaw
> instantly on top the cottage cheese - can't find those, either.
>
> I swear I'm going to grow my own chives - but I've said that for
> years, now.
>
> N.


Chives are easy to grow. :-) I have had a patch now for years.
I never even have to renew them. They re-seed themselves every year.
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> I swear I'm going to grow my own chives - but I've said that for
> years, now.


Get an Aerograden from Bed, Bath and Beyond or an As Seen On TV store.
Use one of their herb combinations that include chives. We've had an
Aerogarden for several years now - I've been unthrilled with tomatoes,
peppers and such but every time we use it for one of the herb
assortments it's great. Now we stick with the herbs. Basil enough for
pesto!

Or have an herb pot out on the deck. We do that in the summer but here
in zone 6B Chicago metro few herbs survive the snow. When we lived in
So Cal we used herbs as bushes by the time they'd grown for 2 years.

Fresh herbs rule. And they are fun to grow. Relaxing fun.
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On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:43:51 -0700, Arri London >
wrote:

>Definitely cracking up here!
>
>Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
>for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
>plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
>not something we'd ever buy.
>
>However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
>'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
>occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
>
>Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
>
>So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?


Arri...slooowly step away from the TV. everything will be O.K.
Now push the *off* button on the remote and gently place it on the
coffee table. Do this every time you see these adverts.
Having lived in New Mexico myself, Santa Fe to be exact, a much higher
altitude than where are, I find your need to blame these feelings on
the altitude a little disturbing.
Setting aside the fact that I'd cut off my right arm to live in New
Mexico again. I would, at a great self sacrifice, be willing move
there and help you through this tough time, however long it may take.

kokotheresa 0:-)
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ImStillMags wrote:
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> On Feb 24, 6:43 pm, Arri London > wrote:
> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> Here ya go!!!
>
> http://www.amazon.com/White-Cooking-.../dp/0898151899


ROTFL! Good one!
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> On Feb 24, 6:43 pm, Arri London > wrote:
> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> You need a stiff drink.



Need to stop watching telly The 'cheeseburger macaroni' might look
even better while drunk....
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Tracy wrote:
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> Omelet wrote:
> > In article
> > >,
> > itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
> >
> >> On Feb 24, 9:35 pm, Serene Vannoy > wrote:
> >>> Arri London wrote:
> >>>> So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?
> >>> The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> >>> couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
> >>>
> >>> Serene
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Cottage cheese and canned pears are divine! Not bad with canned
> >> pineapple rings, either.

> >
> > Or just about any other fruit. Works with eggs too.

>
> I like halved grape (or cherry) tomatoes with cottage cheese. My
> latest favorite.
>
> Tracy


A university acquaintance of mine loved stewed tomatoes with cottage
cheese. That put me off cottage cheese (which I actually like) for ages

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Omelet wrote:
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> In article >,
> Serene Vannoy > wrote:
>
> > Arri London wrote:
> >
> > > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

> >
> > The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> > couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
> >
> > Serene

>
> Gods, I LOVE cottage cheese, but it interferes with my weight loss
> efforts. :-(
> --
> Peace! Om



But why? It comes nonfat around here. Same dairy case as the nonfat sour
cream and nonfat cream cheese.
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> Arri London wrote:
> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> Er, are you sick? I find that's one of the early symptoms.
>
>


Have been sick for years and years But thanks for your concern!

Normally when genuinely ill though, *no* food looks good. Certainly not
anything seen on TV.


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> Arri London wrote:
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> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
>
> Serene



That's something I quite like, but not all the time.
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> On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:43:51 -0700, Arri London wrote:
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> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> hell, on t.v. even big macs manage to look halfway decent.
>
> your pal,
> blake


True nuff. They pay those food stylists and camera people a lot of money
to make things look good.
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Omelet wrote:
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> In article >, Arri London >
> wrote:
>
> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> Rumaki.
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Not something we often eat, other than at someone else's house :0
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koko wrote:
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> On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:43:51 -0700, Arri London >
> wrote:
>
> >Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> >Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> >for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> >plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> >not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> >However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> >'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> >occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> >Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> >So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> Arri...slooowly step away from the TV. everything will be O.K.
> Now push the *off* button on the remote and gently place it on the
> coffee table. Do this every time you see these adverts.


LOL! Watching too much telly in the first place is part of the problem.


> Having lived in New Mexico myself, Santa Fe to be exact, a much higher
> altitude than where are, I find your need to blame these feelings on
> the altitude a little disturbing.


It's not that much higher in SF, other than the ski area.

> Setting aside the fact that I'd cut off my right arm to live in New
> Mexico again. I would, at a great self sacrifice, be willing move
> there and help you through this tough time, however long it may take.
>
> kokotheresa 0:-)


You are so kind. Welcome any time if you can take having cats around.
Will even cook the cheeseburger stuff for you (ducking and covering)...
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"Pete C." wrote:
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> Arri London wrote:
> >
> > Definitely cracking up here!
> >
> > Was watching TV (that's already a symptom ha ha) and there was an advert
> > for 'Tuna Helper'. Those in the US should know what that means. The
> > plate presented to the would-be consumers looked disgusting enough. It's
> > not something we'd ever buy.
> >
> > However the second half of the ad featured 'Hamburger Helper', in a
> > 'cheeseburger macaroni' version. That's when the psychotic break
> > occurred! It actually looked edible. Personally I blame the altitude...
> >
> > Is there a 12-step programme for this sort of thing LOL.
> >
> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> So your taking fancy to classic US Trailer Trash food eh?


Hope not

>
> The only food I've found that I consider revolting is green pea soup,
> the green gritty, slimy stuff that looks like it was skimmed off the top
> of a tank at a sewage treatment plant, not to be confused with split pea
> soup which is fine. Needless to say, I have not found green pea soup to
> have become any more attractive lately.


Shame. Green pea soup is very nice when properly prepared. And why are
you hanging about sewage treatment plants?


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> Arri London > wrote:
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> > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?

>
> The more I see of the famous Chicago hot dogs, the more I want to try a
> famous New Jersey Italian hot dog, since one is probably just minutes
> within my grasp, waiting for me somewhere in southern NJ.
>
> The Chicago hot dog looks like a salad.
>
> The New Jersey Italian hot dog looks like meat & potatoes.
>
> Andy


Go for it. Don't know if they occur in southern NJ though. Always though
it was a northern thing. When feeling nostalgic, we make our own. Not
the same, cos the greasy grill/griddle is essential :P
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> Omelet wrote:
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> > In article >,
> > Serene Vannoy > wrote:
> >
> > > Arri London wrote:
> > >
> > > > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you lately?
> > >
> > > The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times. You
> > > couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
> > >
> > > Serene

> >
> > Gods, I LOVE cottage cheese, but it interferes with my weight loss
> > efforts. :-(
> > --
> > Peace! Om

>
>
> But why? It comes nonfat around here. Same dairy case as the nonfat sour
> cream and nonfat cream cheese.


Non fat cottage cheese SUCKS.
Not worth the bother.
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"Arri London" > wrote in message
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> Omelet wrote:
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>> In article >,
>> Serene Vannoy > wrote:
>>
>> > Arri London wrote:
>> >
>> > > So, any food you'd normally consider revolting look good to you
>> > > lately?
>> >
>> > The past year or so, I've actually eaten cottage cheese a few times.
>> > You
>> > couldn't have paid me to eat it before.
>> >
>> > Serene

>>
>> Gods, I LOVE cottage cheese, but it interferes with my weight loss
>> efforts. :-(
>> --
>> Peace! Om

>
>
> But why? It comes nonfat around here. Same dairy case as the nonfat sour
> cream and nonfat cream cheese.


She's a low carb person. Very dangerous at her age.


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> She's a low carb person. Very dangerous at her age.
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Ah, thank you for that insight.

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> On Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:57:06 -0500, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
> >
> > She's a low carb person. Very dangerous at her age.
> >

> Ah, thank you for that insight.


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