This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!

Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
my own.......... Thankyou for your help

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On Mar 1, 12:01*pm, PLucas1 > also known as
the NG's dumbest nitwit wrote:

> I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>

Hang in there...I'm sure you'll find a burly kind of guy to share your
pathetic life with and get boned up the ass as well.

Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Mar 1, 12:01*pm, PLucas1 > also known as
> the NG's dumbest nitwit wrote:
>
> > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
> >
>
> Hang in there...I'm sure you'll find a burly kind of guy to share your
> pathetic life with and get boned up the ass as well.

Gee thanks for the 'constructive' reply. Your name suites you well.

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On Mar 1, 1:20*pm, PLucas1 > wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 12:01*pm, PLucas1 > also known as
> > the NG's dumbest nitwit wrote:
>
> > > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>
> > Hang in there...I'm sure you'll find a burly kind of guy to share your
> > pathetic life with and get boned up the ass as well.
>
> Gee thanks for the 'constructive' reply. Your name suites you well.
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
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I think you email addy pretty much sumes up who you really are.
manlymail...hahahahahahha

Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Mar 1, 1:20*pm, PLucas1 > wrote:
> > Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > > On Mar 1, 12:01*pm, PLucas1 > also known as
> > > the NG's dumbest nitwit wrote:
> >
> > > > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > > > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
> >
> > > Hang in there...I'm sure you'll find a burly kind of guy to share your
> > > pathetic life with and get boned up the ass as well.
> >
> > Gee thanks for the 'constructive' reply. Your name suites you well.
> >
> > --
> > Peter Lucas
> > Brisbane
> > Australia
> >
> > Join us Google Groups posters.........
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
> >
> > http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>
> I think you email addy pretty much sumes up who you really are.
> manlymail...hahahahahahha

Evidently you have no concern for the welfare of animals, preferring
instead to make light of something in order to make you feel like a
'big man'. Please do not reply again, why not find something more
constructive to do with your time?

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"PLucas1" > wrote in message
...
> This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>
> Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
> neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
> http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
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Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
are never easy.

--
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Or give a fish a man and feed him for months.

-- Kody

On Mar 1, 1:50*pm, "Kody" > wrote:
> "PLucas1" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>
> > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>
> > --
> > Peter Lucas
> > Brisbane
> > Australia
>
> > Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
> >http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
>
> >http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>
> Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
> are never easy.
>
> --
> You can give a man a fish and feed him for a day...
> Or give a fish a man and feed him for months.
>
> -- Kody

The OP is a troll....

On Mar 1, 1:49*pm, PLucas1 > wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 1:20*pm, PLucas1 > wrote:
> > > Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > > > On Mar 1, 12:01*pm, PLucas1 > also known as
> > > > the NG's dumbest nitwit wrote:
>
> > > > > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > > > > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>
> > > > Hang in there...I'm sure you'll find a burly kind of guy to share your
> > > > pathetic life with and get boned up the ass as well.
>
> > > Gee thanks for the 'constructive' reply. Your name suites you well.
>
> > > --
> > > Peter Lucas
> > > Brisbane
> > > Australia
>
> > > Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
> > >http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
>
> > >http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>
> > I think you email addy pretty much sumes up who you really are.
> > manlymail...hahahahahahha
>
> Evidently you have no concern for the welfare of animals, preferring
> instead to make light of something in order to make you feel like a
> 'big man'. Please do not reply again, why not find something more
> constructive to do with your time?
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
> http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
>
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You ARE an idiot aren't you! hahahahaha.

Kody wrote:
> "PLucas1" > wrote in message
> ...
> > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
> >
> > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
> > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
> >
> > --
> > Peter Lucas
> > Brisbane
> > Australia
> >
> > Join us Google Groups posters.........
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
> >
> > http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>
> Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
> are never easy.

Thanks but I should think that there must be more humane ways than my
experience.

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Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Mar 1, 1:50*pm, "Kody" > wrote:
> > "PLucas1" > wrote in message
> >
> > ....
> >
> >
> >
> > > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> > > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> > > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
> >
> > > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> > > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> > > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> > > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> > > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> > > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
> >
> > > --
> > > Peter Lucas
> > > Brisbane
> > > Australia
> >
> > > Join us Google Groups posters.........
> >
> > >http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
> >
> > >http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
> >
> > Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
> > are never easy.
> >
> > --
> > You can give a man a fish and feed him for a day...
> > Or give a fish a man and feed him for months.
> >
> > -- Kody
>
> The OP is a troll....

So says somebody using the name "chemo the clown". I am sure your
fooling no one but possibly yourself. Kindly butt out of this
discussion or I will forward your message to your ISP.

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"PLucas1" > wrote in message
...
> Kody wrote:
>> "PLucas1" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
>> > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
>> > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>> >
>> > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
>> > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
>> > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
>> > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
>> > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
>> > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
>> > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>> >
>> > --
>> > Peter Lucas
>> > Brisbane
>> > Australia
>> >
>> > Join us Google Groups posters.........
>> >
>> > http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
>> >
>> > http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>>
>> Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these
>> things
>> are never easy.
>
> Thanks but I should think that there must be more humane ways than my
> experience.
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
> http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
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Nah, it's always ugly. You going to post the recipe you used to finish the
job?

-- Kody

On Mar 1, 2:03*pm, PLucas1 > wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 1:50*pm, "Kody" > wrote:
> > > "PLucas1" > wrote in message
>
> > ....
>
> > > > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> > > > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> > > > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>
> > > > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> > > > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> > > > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> > > > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> > > > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> > > > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > > > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
>
> > > > --
> > > > Peter Lucas
> > > > Brisbane
> > > > Australia
>
> > > > Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
> > > >http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
>
> > > >http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>
> > > Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
> > > are never easy.
>
> > > --
> > > You can give a man a fish and feed him for a day...
> > > Or give a fish a man and feed him for months.
>
> > > -- Kody
>
> > The OP is a troll....
>
> So says somebody using the name "chemo the clown". I am sure your
> fooling no one but possibly yourself. Kindly butt out of this
> discussion or I will forward your message to your ISP.
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> Join us Google Groups posters.........
>
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Go ahead...I've done the same for you. Oh yeah...stay out of my NG.

Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Mar 1, 2:03*pm, PLucas1 > wrote:
> > Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > > On Mar 1, 1:50*pm, "Kody" > wrote:
> > > > "PLucas1" > wrote in message
> >
> > > ...
> >
> > > > > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> > > > > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> > > > > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
> >
> > > > > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> > > > > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> > > > > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> > > > > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> > > > > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> > > > > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > > > > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
> >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Peter Lucas
> > > > > Brisbane
> > > > > Australia
> >
> > > > > Join us Google Groups posters.........
> >
> > > > >http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
> >
> > > > >http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
> >
> > > > Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
> > > > are never easy.
> >
> > > > --
> > > > You can give a man a fish and feed him for a day...
> > > > Or give a fish a man and feed him for months.
> >
> > > > -- Kody
> >
> > > The OP is a troll....
> >
> > So says somebody using the name "chemo the clown". I am sure your
> > fooling no one but possibly yourself. Kindly butt out of this
> > discussion or I will forward your message to your ISP.
> >
> > --
> > Peter Lucas
> > Brisbane
> > Australia
> >
> > Join us Google Groups posters.........
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
> >
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>
> Go ahead...I've done the same for you. Oh yeah...stay out of my NG.

For anyone else interested----
chemo the clowns ISP is Peak Internet in Corvallis Oregon, who may be
contacted here-- http://www.peakinternet.com/contact

Please include chemo the clowns I.P address-- 69.59.205.143

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"PLucas1" > wrote in message
...
> This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>
> Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
> neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> What's the quickest way to humanely do this?

Meat Cleaver


--
Dimitri

Searing

http://kitchenguide.wordpress.com.

On Mar 1, 3:53*pm, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> "PLucas1" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> > believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> > Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>
> > Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> > I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> > neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> > over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> > What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
>
> Meat Cleaver
>
> --
> Dimitri
>
> Searing
>
> http://kitchenguide.wordpress.com.

I don't think he's allowed sharp objects.

On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 15:50:46 -0600, "Kody" >
wrote:
>
> "PLucas1" > wrote in message
> ...

> > I don't have a burly kind of guy in my life so I have to face this on
> > my own.......... Thankyou for your help
> >
> > --
> > Peter Lucas
> > Brisbane
> > Australia
> >
> > Join us Google Groups posters.........
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
> >
> > http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/howuse.htm
>
> Sounds like you did the best you could under the circumstances, these things
> are never easy.

When are you people going to learn how to read return addresses? The
troll doesn't try to hide. "

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:01:24 -0800 (PST), PLucas1
> wrote:

>This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
>believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
>Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>
>Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
>I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
>neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
>over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
>What's the quickest way to humanely do this?

A hatchet is probably your best bet. We always had good luck
killing chickens with them. Best to do it on something made of
wood.

<dh@.> wrote in message news | On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:01:24 -0800 (PST), PLucas1
| > wrote:
|
| >This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
| >believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
| >Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
| >
| >Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
| >I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
| >neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
| >over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
| >What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
|
| A hatchet is probably your best bet. We always had good luck
| killing chickens with them. Best to do it on something made of
| wood.

But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
cried nearly as much.

pavane

On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane" >
wrote:

>But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
>If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
>cried nearly as much.

But if the duck was made of wood ... it would float.

A witch! A witch! Burn her!

-- Larry

On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane"
> wrote:

> | > wrote:
> |
<snip>
>
> But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
> If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
> cried nearly as much.
>

You just got trolled.



--
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Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Mar 3, 12:36*pm, pltrgyst > wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane" >
> wrote:
>
> >But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
> >If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
> >cried nearly as much.
>
> But if the duck was made of wood ... it would float.
>
> A witch! A witch! Burn her!
>
> -- Larry

It could have been a wood duck.

On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane"
> wrote:

>
><dh@.> wrote in message news >| On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:01:24 -0800 (PST), PLucas1
>| > wrote:
>|
>| >This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
>| >believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
>| >Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>| >
>| >Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
>| >I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I hit it's
>| >neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
>| >over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
>| >What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
>|
>| A hatchet is probably your best bet. We always had good luck
>| killing chickens with them. Best to do it on something made of
>| wood.
>
>But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
>If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
>cried nearly as much.

If it's time to kill something then at least try to be a
decent human being about it and try to make a point of not making
it suffer. It's good that he's thinking about it and how to deal
with it in the future, so he doesn't make the poor animal suffer
in the same ways again. Clubbing an animal at the base of the
skull where the skull meets the spine is another good way. Trying
to kill a possum by clubbing it in the forehead is very hard to
do, and appears to cause a good bit of suffering to the poor
possum. But at the base of the skull...that works.

On Mar 4, 1:09*pm, dh@. wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane"
>
>
>
> > wrote:
>
> ><dh@.> wrote in messagenewshgto5to3bpu4k1o4cn6brq2mhagsqp2tp@4ax .com....
> >| On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:01:24 -0800 (PST), PLucas1
> >| > wrote:
> >|
> >| >This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> >| >believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> >| >Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
> >| >
> >| >Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> >| >I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> >| >neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> >| >over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> >| >What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> >|
> >| * *A hatchet is probably your best bet. We always had good luck
> >| killing chickens with them. Best to do it on something made of
> >| wood.
>
> >But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
> >If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
> >cried nearly as much.
>
> * * If it's time to kill something then at least try to be a
> decent human being about it and try to make a point of not making
> it suffer. It's good that he's thinking about it and how to deal
> with it in the future, so he doesn't make the poor animal suffer
> in the same ways again. Clubbing an animal at the base of the
> skull where the skull meets the spine is another good way. Trying
> to kill a possum by clubbing it in the forehead is very hard to
> do, and appears to cause a good bit of suffering to the poor
> possum. But at the base of the skull...that works.

Does it work on humans?

On Thu, 4 Mar 2010 13:15:54 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote:

>On Mar 4, 1:09*pm, dh@. wrote:
>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane"
>>
>>
>>
>> > wrote:
>>
>> ><dh@.> wrote in messagenewshgto5to3bpu4k1o4cn6brq2mhagsqp2tp@4ax .com...
>> >| On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:01:24 -0800 (PST), PLucas1
>> >| > wrote:
>> >|
>> >| >This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
>> >| >believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
>> >| >Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
>> >| >
>> >| >Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
>> >| >I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
>> >| >neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
>> >| >over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
>> >| >What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
>> >|
>> >| * *A hatchet is probably your best bet. We always had good luck
>> >| killing chickens with them. Best to do it on something made of
>> >| wood.
>>
>> >But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
>> >If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
>> >cried nearly as much.
>>
>> * * If it's time to kill something then at least try to be a
>> decent human being about it and try to make a point of not making
>> it suffer. It's good that he's thinking about it and how to deal
>> with it in the future, so he doesn't make the poor animal suffer
>> in the same ways again. Clubbing an animal at the base of the
>> skull where the skull meets the spine is another good way. Trying
>> to kill a possum by clubbing it in the forehead is very hard to
>> do, and appears to cause a good bit of suffering to the poor
>> possum. But at the base of the skull...that works.
>
>Does it work on humans?

I'll bet. If it will kill a tough old possum, a human
wouldn't stand a chance.
It works on cats. A friend told me he had a cat that needed
to be killed, but he wasn't going to take the time and spend the
money to have it "put down". It was just a stray that had come
along. I told him I'd look at it, and what walked around the
corner didn't even look like a real cat...more like a cartoon.
Its body was so scrawny from worms, and it's fur so trashed out
with mange or whatever, its head looked huge. It walked sort of
in a daze. I hit it at the base of the skull with the small end
of a baseball bat, and it began the death convulsions
immediately. I hit it again a couple of times to be sure, but was
delighted that it had gone so well and the cat never suffered at
all. It never even knew it got hit. There was a kid in about
eighth grade there who watched the whole deal, and started
insulting me for being so happy about "killing a cat". I told him
the cat was suffering and had no hope of ever doing anything
except suffering until it died, and that pretty much any other
death would be worse than what it got. I was happy that I had
killed it one blow, instead of hitting it wrong and the poor cat
suffering even more and remaining conscious for another couple of
blows, or even worse try to get away and have to be run down and
all that goes with that.... I believe he finally understood.

On Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:32:29 -0500, dh@. wrote:

>On Thu, 4 Mar 2010 13:15:54 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote:
>
>>On Mar 4, 1:09*pm, dh@. wrote:
>>> Clubbing an animal at the base of the
>>> skull where the skull meets the spine is another good way. Trying
>>> to kill a possum by clubbing it in the forehead is very hard to
>>> do, and appears to cause a good bit of suffering to the poor
>>> possum. But at the base of the skull...that works.
>>
>>Does it work on humans?
>
> I'll bet. If it will kill a tough old possum, a human
>wouldn't stand a chance.
> It works on cats. A friend told me he had a cat that needed
>to be killed, but he wasn't going to take the time and spend the
>money to have it "put down". It was just a stray that had come
>along. I told him I'd look at it, and what walked around the
>corner didn't even look like a real cat...more like a cartoon.
>Its body was so scrawny from worms, and it's fur so trashed out
>with mange or whatever, its head looked huge. It walked sort of
>in a daze. I hit it at the base of the skull with the small end
>of a baseball bat, and it began the death convulsions
>immediately. I hit it again a couple of times to be sure, but was
>delighted that it had gone so well and the cat never suffered at
>all. It never even knew it got hit. There was a kid in about
>eighth grade there who watched the whole deal, and started
>insulting me for being so happy about "killing a cat". I told him
>the cat was suffering and had no hope of ever doing anything
>except suffering until it died, and that pretty much any other
>death would be worse than what it got. I was happy that I had
>killed it one blow, instead of hitting it wrong and the poor cat
>suffering even more and remaining conscious for another couple of
>blows, or even worse try to get away and have to be run down and
>all that goes with that.... I believe he finally understood.

You're quite the guy - with a cheap ******* friend. You two make a
lovely couple.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Mar 7, 9:32*am, dh@. wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2010 13:15:54 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> >On Mar 4, 1:09*pm, dh@. wrote:
> >> On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane"
>
> >> > wrote:
>
> >> ><dh@.> wrote in messagenewshgto5to3bpu4k1o4cn6brq2mhagsqp2tp@4ax .com...
> >> >| On Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:01:24 -0800 (PST), PLucas1
> >> >| > wrote:
> >> >|
> >> >| >This morning my cat attacked a duck, the wing had been destroyed, I
> >> >| >believed the duck was dead. so I put it in a plastic bag.
> >> >| >Later in the morning my neighbour went to put it in the bin!
> >> >| >
> >> >| >Unfortunately it was alive. He screamed out to me.
> >> >| >I (deep breath) tried to wring it's neck, didn't work, so I *hit it's
> >> >| >neck with a spade the sand was too soft. Finally on the paving it was
> >> >| >over. I can't stop crying. I just wish I could have done a quick job.
> >> >| >What's the quickest way to humanely do this?
> >> >|
> >> >| * *A hatchet is probably your best bet. We always had good luck
> >> >| killing chickens with them. Best to do it on something made of
> >> >| wood.
>
> >> >But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
> >> >If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
> >> >cried nearly as much.
>
> >> * * If it's time to kill something then at least try to be a
> >> decent human being about it and try to make a point of not making
> >> it suffer. It's good that he's thinking about it and how to deal
> >> with it in the future, so he doesn't make the poor animal suffer
> >> in the same ways again. Clubbing an animal at the base of the
> >> skull where the skull meets the spine is another good way. Trying
> >> to kill a possum by clubbing it in the forehead is very hard to
> >> do, and appears to cause a good bit of suffering to the poor
> >> possum. But at the base of the skull...that works.
>
> >Does it work on humans?
>
> * * I'll bet. If it will kill a tough old possum, a human
> wouldn't stand a chance.
> * * It works on cats. A friend told me he had a cat that needed
> to be killed, but he wasn't going to take the time and spend the
> money to have it "put down". It was just a stray that had come
> along. I told him I'd look at it, and what walked around the
> corner didn't even look like a real cat...more like a cartoon.
> Its body was so scrawny from worms, and it's fur so trashed out
> with mange or whatever, its head looked huge. It walked sort of
> in a daze. I hit it at the base of the skull with the small end
> of a baseball bat, and it began the death convulsions
> immediately. I hit it again a couple of times to be sure, but was
> delighted that it had gone so well and the cat never suffered at
> all. It never even knew it got hit.

Then you ate it, didn't ya, ya goddamned scrawny bitch-ass cracker...