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I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out
different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I
turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned
back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
wrist.
I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing
that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.
I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!

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On Mar 16, 11:29*am, "Bent Attorney Esq." >
wrote:
> I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. *I
> turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> wrist.
> I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
> I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. *Back ribs comin' up!

Get off the drugs, man.

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Bent Attorney Esq. wrote:
> I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out
> different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I
> turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned
> back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> wrist.
> I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing
> that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.
> I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!

Octo-zombies

--
Dave
What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan

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On Mar 16, 2:52*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Mar 16, 11:29*am, "Bent Attorney Esq." >
> wrote:
>
> > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> > that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> > different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. *I
> > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> > wrist.
> > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> > are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> > the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
> > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. *Back ribs comin' up!
>
> Get off the drugs, man.

That's easy to say until you've been kilt by Octopussy! Man she's a
fine wench!

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Dave Bugg wrote:
> Octo-zombies

We have seen vampire movies and vampire television shows, like True
Blood, which I watch, but I am ready for a zombie come back. Maybe I'm
old fashioned, but I miss the zombies. There is something about a
creature I can out-run, that I like.


Becca

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Chemo the Clown wrote:
>
> On Mar 16, 11:29 am, "Bent Attorney Esq." >
> wrote:
> > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out
> > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I
> > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned
> > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> > wrist.
> > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing
> > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.
> > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
>
> Get off the drugs, man.

No, use better ones.

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On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:29:09 -0700 (PDT), "Bent Attorney Esq."
> wrote:

>I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
>that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out
>different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I
>turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned
>back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
>wrist.
>I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
>are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing
>that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
>the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.

And you were wishing for testicles.... LOL

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On Mar 16, 6:18*pm, brooklyn1 > wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:29:09 -0700 (PDT), "Bent Attorney Esq."
>
> > wrote:
> >I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> >that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> >different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. *I
> >turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> >back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> >wrist.
> >I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> >are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> >that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> >the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
>
> And you were wishing for testicles.... LOL

Yeah well we don't always get what we witch for.

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In article
>,
"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:

> I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out
> different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I
> turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned
> back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> wrist.
> I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing
> that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.
> I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!

You are kidding... Right?
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On Mar 16, 11:39*pm, Omelet > wrote:
> In article
> >,
> *"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:
>
> > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> > that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> > different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. *I
> > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> > wrist.
> > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> > are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> > the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
> > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. *Back ribs comin' up!
>
> You are kidding... Right?
> --

I hope so.

> Peace! Om
>
> "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." *
> --Steve Rothstein
>
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In article
>,
"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:

> On Mar 16, 11:39*pm, Omelet > wrote:
> > In article
> > >,
> > *"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:
> >
> > > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> > > that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> > > different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. *I
> > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> > > wrist.
> > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> > > are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> > > the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
> > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. *Back ribs comin' up!
> >
> > You are kidding... Right?
> > --
>
> I hope so.

Either that or you've been in to the catnip. <g>
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On Mar 17, 8:08*pm, Omelet > wrote:
> In article
> >,
> *"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Mar 16, 11:39*pm, Omelet > wrote:
> > > In article
> > > >,
> > > *"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:
>
> > > > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> > > > that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> > > > different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine.. *I
> > > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> > > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> > > > wrist.
> > > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> > > > are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> > > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> > > > the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
> > > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. *Back ribs comin' up!
>
> > > You are kidding... Right?
> > > --
>
> > I hope so.
>
> Either that or you've been in to the catnip. <g>
> --

It was quite an experience. I wonder if octopii have ink because when
I stuck the darned thing ink started squirtin' all over the place.
Maybe it ate a squid just before it got froze up and I hit the squid's
ink bladder?

> Peace! Om
>
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>
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In article
>,
"Bent Attorney Esq." > wrote:

> > > > You are kidding... Right?
> > > > --
> >
> > > I hope so.
> >
> > Either that or you've been in to the catnip. <g>
> > --
>
> It was quite an experience. I wonder if octopii have ink because when
> I stuck the darned thing ink started squirtin' all over the place.
> Maybe it ate a squid just before it got froze up and I hit the squid's
> ink bladder?

Octopus and squid are related. Yes, they do have an ink gland. :-)
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