<http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>

your pal,
blake

On May 1, 10:38*am, blake murphy > wrote:
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM...>
>
> your pal,
> blake

I think this one is worse.
http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-Spatula...ref=pd_sim_k_7

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> your pal,
> blake

Well thanks, I may get a couple of them for Christmas gifts for a couple of
friends.

On May 1, 1:48*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" > wrote:
> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM....>
>
> > your pal,
> > blake
>
> Well thanks, I may get a couple of them for Christmas gifts for a couple of
> friends.

My grandson, 12, is showing great interest in food and prep. He
would love them...thanks for sharing. I got a Christmas gift for him!

blake murphy wrote:
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> your pal,
> blake


That's creepy.

gloria p

blake murphy wrote:
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>

Why disgusting?

Serene

--
"I tend to come down on the side of autonomy. Once people are grown up,
I believe they have the right to go to hell in the handbasket of their
choosing." -- Pat Kight, on alt.polyamory

On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

><http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>


An employee of my husband's is smiley face nuts. Every available
surface in her office is covered with a smiley face something or
other. Her 40th birthday party had smiley faces plastered everywhere,
including buttons on the guests. I am so going to get one of these for
her!

Going into her office can cause contact diabetes.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"If the soup had been as warm as the wine,
if the wine had been as old as the turkey,
and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
it would have been a swell dinner." Duncan Hines


To reply, remove "spambot" and replace it with "cox"

On 5/1/2010 7:38 AM, blake murphy wrote:
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> your pal,
> blake

Most disgusting? I think not. Perhaps you meant most wonderful and
delightful pancake turner ever? I though so... :-)

"Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>><http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
>
> An employee of my husband's is smiley face nuts. Every available
> surface in her office is covered with a smiley face something or
> other. Her 40th birthday party had smiley faces plastered everywhere,
> including buttons on the guests. I am so going to get one of these for
> her!
>
> Going into her office can cause contact diabetes.
>

Oh you think that's bad? I had the misfortune to share an office with a
toilet nut. This broad had toilet jokes, plastic toilets, rubber toilets,
an in box shaped like a toilet, a poster of a toilet and how it was like a
computer, toilets everywhere. And she even managed to find a Windows toilet
flush sound theme.

You had to see it to believe it.

Paul

blake murphy wrote:
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> your pal,
> blake

Oh, ugh. Thanks for the reminder. I have seen this awful thing
in person within the last 3 weeks or so.

--
Jean B.

blake opined:

> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>

More disgusting than the filthy smegma-crusted hands of clueless AOL newbie
Sheldon "Pussy" Katz? You've GOT to be kidding!

Bob

On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

><http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
Silly is a better word.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On May 1, 9:17*pm, "Jean B." > wrote:
> blake murphy wrote:
> > <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM....>
>
> > your pal,
> > blake
>
> Oh, ugh. *Thanks for the reminder. *I have seen this awful thing
> in person within the last 3 weeks or so.
>
> --
> Jean B.

For non-morning persons, I guess a smiley face would be disgusting
first thing<G>, but I will stick to my bat-shaped black plastic
turner.... http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hall...le-spatula-bat

On Sat, 1 May 2010 10:41:09 -0700 (PDT), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> On May 1, 10:38*am, blake murphy > wrote:
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM...>
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> I think this one is worse.
> http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-Spatula...ref=pd_sim_k_7

dear god.

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:48:18 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> Well thanks, I may get a couple of them for Christmas gifts for a couple of
> friends.

well...hope they like 'em, i guess.

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 01 May 2010 16:00:32 -0700, Serene Vannoy wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> Why disgusting?
>
> Serene

well, let's just say i'd rather not face that smiley in the morning.

a moot point, though, since i don't generally cook or eat breakfast.

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 01 May 2010 16:52:42 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:

> On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>><http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> An employee of my husband's is smiley face nuts. Every available
> surface in her office is covered with a smiley face something or
> other. Her 40th birthday party had smiley faces plastered everywhere,
> including buttons on the guests. I am so going to get one of these for
> her!
>
> Going into her office can cause contact diabetes.
>
> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

i've known a few adults (some with kids, some without) who were absolutely
queer for disneyland, disney world, epcot center, all that shit. i find
that completely baffling, at least for the childless ones.

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 01 May 2010 13:56:53 -1000, dsi1 wrote:

> On 5/1/2010 7:38 AM, blake murphy wrote:
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> Most disgusting? I think not. Perhaps you meant most wonderful and
> delightful pancake turner ever? I though so... :-)

whatever flips your flapjacks. (ObFood)

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 2 May 2010 08:05:20 -0700 (PDT), maxine in ri wrote:

> On May 1, 9:17*pm, "Jean B." > wrote:
>> blake murphy wrote:
>>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM...>
>>
>>> your pal,
>>> blake
>>
>> Oh, ugh. *Thanks for the reminder. *I have seen this awful thing
>> in person within the last 3 weeks or so.
>>
>> --
>> Jean B.
>
> For non-morning persons, I guess a smiley face would be disgusting
> first thing<G>, but I will stick to my bat-shaped black plastic
> turner.... http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hall...le-spatula-bat

much, much better. a friendly face!

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 01 May 2010 21:17:00 -0400, Jean B. wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> Oh, ugh. Thanks for the reminder. I have seen this awful thing
> in person within the last 3 weeks or so.

i'm not sure what my reaction to that would be, other than to say 'where'd
that vodka get to, anyway?'

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 1 May 2010 19:07:49 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> blake opined:
>
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> More disgusting than the filthy smegma-crusted hands of clueless AOL newbie
> Sheldon "Pussy" Katz? You've GOT to be kidding!
>
> Bob

if they start offering *them* on amazon, that's the end of everything.

your pal,
blake

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Sat, 1 May 2010 10:41:09 -0700 (PDT), Chemo the Clown wrote:
>
> > On May 1, 10:38*am, blake murphy > wrote:
> >> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM...>
> >>
> >> your pal,
> >> blake
> >
> > I think this one is worse.
> > http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-Spatula...ula/dp/B001WAK
> > DN6/ref=pd_sim_k_7
>
> dear god.

I kind of like the smiley face one. One might be seen under the tree
next Christmas.

But you can get both together with one click for ONLY US$15.70, a
savings of a BIG ZERO!

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

maxine in ri wrote:
> On May 1, 9:17 pm, "Jean B." > wrote:
>> blake murphy wrote:
>>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM...>
>>> your pal,
>>> blake
>> Oh, ugh. Thanks for the reminder. I have seen this awful thing
>> in person within the last 3 weeks or so.
>>
>> --
>> Jean B.
>
> For non-morning persons, I guess a smiley face would be disgusting
> first thing<G>, but I will stick to my bat-shaped black plastic
> turner.... http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hall...le-spatula-bat

Cool! I think I'll stick with normal spatulas though.

Yeah. That morning part makes the smiley version even worse.

--
Jean B.

On Sat, 1 May 2010 17:18:56 -0700, "Paul M. Cook" >
wrote:

>Oh you think that's bad? I had the misfortune to share an office with a
>toilet nut. This broad had toilet jokes, plastic toilets, rubber toilets,
>an in box shaped like a toilet, a poster of a toilet and how it was like a
>computer, toilets everywhere. And she even managed to find a Windows toilet
>flush sound theme.
>
>You had to see it to believe it.

Hmmm, without going either Freudian or Jungian, one could wonder about
an early toilet training mishap...

Oh, and you win!

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"If the soup had been as warm as the wine,
if the wine had been as old as the turkey,
and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
it would have been a swell dinner." Duncan Hines


To reply, remove "spambot" and replace it with "cox"

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Sun, 2 May 2010 08:05:20 -0700 (PDT), maxine in ri wrote:
>
> > On May 1, 9:17*pm, "Jean B." > wrote:
> >> blake murphy wrote:
> >>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KM...>
> >>
> >>> your pal,
> >>> blake
> >>
> >> Oh, ugh. *Thanks for the reminder. *I have seen this awful thing
> >> in person within the last 3 weeks or so.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Jean B.
> >
> > For non-morning persons, I guess a smiley face would be disgusting
> > first thing<G>, but I will stick to my bat-shaped black plastic
> > turner.... http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hall...le-spatula-bat
>
> much, much better. a friendly face!
>
> your pal,
> blake

My sister would like that. :-D
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

><http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>

Not my 'cup of tea' either, but I wouldnt regard them as disgusting.

This, OTOH...
http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00

--
Jeßus

May God protect you from his followers.

In article >,
Jeßus > wrote:

> On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
> ><http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch...002P3KMJO/ref=
> >sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
> >
>
> Not my 'cup of tea' either, but I wouldnt regard them as disgusting.
>
> This, OTOH...
> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
>

You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy wrote:

> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>

It's for pan-frying this (which you'll hate even more):

http://www.boingboing.net/pork-face.jpg

-sw

On Sat, 1 May 2010 17:18:56 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:

> Oh you think that's bad? I had the misfortune to share an office with a
> toilet nut. This broad had toilet jokes, plastic toilets, rubber toilets,
> an in box shaped like a toilet, a poster of a toilet and how it was like a
> computer, toilets everywhere. And she even managed to find a Windows toilet
> flush sound theme.

But did she sit on a toilet as a desk chair?

-sw

On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
> In >,
> > wrote:
>> This, OTOH...
>> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
>>
>>
> You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
>

You can also get them in breath mints.

http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html

Becca

In article >, Becca >
wrote:

> On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
> > In >,
> > > wrote:
> >> This, OTOH...
> >> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
> >>
> >>
> > You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
> >
>
> You can also get them in breath mints.
>
> http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
>
> Becca

Oops. <g>

That's too funny!
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

On Mon, 03 May 2010 23:41:09 -0500, Omelet >
wrote:

>In article >, Becca >
>wrote:
>
>> On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
>> > In >,
>> > > wrote:
>> >> This, OTOH...
>> >> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
>> >>
>> > You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
>> >
>> You can also get them in breath mints.
>>
>> http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
>>
>
>Oops. <g>

Hmm, so are they intended to be after dinner mints, or perhaps after
'something else' mints?

On Mon, 3 May 2010 09:50:05 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sat, 1 May 2010 13:38:17 -0400, blake murphy wrote:
>
>> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> It's for pan-frying this (which you'll hate even more):
>
> http://www.boingboing.net/pork-face.jpg
>
> -sw

someone likely put a lot of work into that, god knows why.

your pal,
blake

On Mon, 03 May 2010 11:06:44 -0500, Becca wrote:

> On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
>> In >,
>> > wrote:
>>> This, OTOH...
>>> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
>>>
>>>
>> You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
>>
>
> You can also get them in breath mints.
>
> http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
>
> Becca

what's sheldon's mailing address again?

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:

>
<http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>

I can understand how looking at that utensil would spoil your day. I
thought the "double-yolk" spatula (also on offer) was worth a
non-mention too.
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

"Jeßus" > wrote in message
...
> On Mon, 03 May 2010 23:41:09 -0500, Omelet >
> wrote:
>
>>In article >, Becca >
>>wrote:
>>
>>> On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
>>> > In >,
>>> > > wrote:
>>> >> This, OTOH...
>>> >> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
>>> >>
>>> > You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
>>> >
>>> You can also get them in breath mints.
>>>
>>> http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
>>>
>>
>>Oops. <g>
>
> Hmm, so are they intended to be after dinner mints, or perhaps after
> 'something else' mints?
>

Neither. ;-)

Jinx

On Tue, 04 May 2010 18:51:17 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>
>>
> <http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-11-Inch-Smiley-Turner-Yellow/dp/B002P3KMJO/ref=sr_1_42?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=home-garden&qid=1272717450&sr=1-42>
>
> I can understand how looking at that utensil would spoil your day. I
> thought the "double-yolk" spatula (also on offer) was worth a
> non-mention too.

it looks bizarre, too, and not very useful for turning an egg.

your pal,
blake

In article >,
Jeßus > wrote:

> On Mon, 03 May 2010 23:41:09 -0500, Omelet >
> wrote:
>
> >In article >, Becca >
> >wrote:
> >
> >> On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
> >> > In >,
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >> This, OTOH...
> >> >> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
> >> >>
> >> > You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
> >> >
> >> You can also get them in breath mints.
> >>
> >> http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
> >>
> >
> >Oops. <g>
>
> Hmm, so are they intended to be after dinner mints, or perhaps after
> 'something else' mints?

I guess it depends on your viewpoint. <eg>
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Mon, 03 May 2010 11:06:44 -0500, Becca wrote:
>
> > On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
> >> In >,
> >> > wrote:
> >>> This, OTOH...
> >>> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
> >>>
> >>>
> >> You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
> >>
> >
> > You can also get them in breath mints.
> >
> > http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
> >
> > Becca
>
> what's sheldon's mailing address again?
>
> your pal,
> blake

<snork>
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

In article >,
"Jinx Minx" > wrote:

> "Jeßus" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Mon, 03 May 2010 23:41:09 -0500, Omelet >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>In article >, Becca >
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>> On 5/3/2010 5:24 AM, Omelet wrote:
> >>> > In >,
> >>> > > wrote:
> >>> >> This, OTOH...
> >>> >> http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?...VEF-EPD8407-00
> >>> >>
> >>> > You can get those in miniature as ice cube molds too.
> >>> >
> >>> You can also get them in breath mints.
> >>>
> >>> http://www.bachelorette.com/peckermints.html
> >>>
> >>
> >>Oops. <g>
> >
> > Hmm, so are they intended to be after dinner mints, or perhaps after
> > 'something else' mints?
> >
>
> Neither. ;-)
>
> Jinx

I've heard that consuming wintergreen or peppermint prior to...

Nevermind. <g>
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