On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:43:03 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> if only we could bring back prayer in schools and corporal punishment.
>
> Might have fewer juvenile criminals... ;-)
> It worked fine when I was growing up.
>
> So did saying the pledge of allegiance to the American Flag every
> morning.
>
> Glad you agree Blake. <eg>
> <pokes Blake with a pointy stick...>

maybe you'd like to live in the '50s. i would not.

blake

On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:44:38 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:13:15 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>
>>> There's plenty of money to be earned that isn't taxable either. My
>>> last tenant is a school teacher. After school she cleans houses and a
>>> couple of offices... all summer she works for a local farmer who
>>> operates two farm stands and sells hanging baskets, she works at the
>>> farm stands... all her side jobs are cash in the hand.
>>
>> um, no. all that income is taxable. what your chiseler buddy is doing is
>> known as tax evasion.
>>
>> blake
>
> I think his point is is that cash is not traceable. The IRS hates the
> fact that there is an entire "underground economy" that does this.

yes they hate it because you are cheating the government. because they
don't know about it doesn't mean it's 'not taxable.' it means you're
committing tax evasion.

blake

George Shirley wrote:

> On 6/8/2010 10:16 AM, gloria.p wrote:
> > Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > > In article >,
> >>blake murphy > wrote:
> > > > horseshit. in 1955 the minimum wage was 75 cents an hour
> > >
> > > By 1962, it was 85 cents and hour. Progress.
> >
> >
> >
> > Yabbut you could buy a house for well under $10K and
> > a new car for $2K back then. And bread was 5 cents a loaf.
> >
> > gloria p
>
> In 1962 we could go to the local supermarket and load two baskets,
> the ones on wheels, not the little ones, for $50.00. Now I can barely
> cover the bottom of a basket and it costs me over $100.00. Our house
> note back then was $144.00 a month on a custom built brick home with
> 1450 square feet of living area, three bedrooms and two baths. The
> electric bill on a total electric house was $44.00 a month. I was
> making $3.00 an hour working in a chemical plant. We had a new 1961
> Mercury Comet, stick shift, straight six engine, am radio, no air
> conditioning, cost me $1200.00 straight off the lot. I wrecked it in
> February 1962 when a truck pulled out in front of me. Bought a 1962
> Volkswagon for about the same money.
>
> Yabbut, the dollar was worth a whole lot more back then and it's
> getting worth less nearly every day.

There've been at least two time travel stories in which someone goes
back into the past to buy groceries.

But it now occurs to me that neither story included buying products no
longer available in the present.

--
Dan Goodman
"I have always depended on the kindness of stranglers."
Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Expire
Journal dsgood.dreamwidth.org (livejournal.com, insanejournal.com)

blake murphy wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:43:03 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > blake murphy > wrote:
> >
> >> if only we could bring back prayer in schools and corporal
> punishment.
> >
> > Might have fewer juvenile criminals... ;-)
> > It worked fine when I was growing up.
> >
> > So did saying the pledge of allegiance to the American Flag every
> > morning.
> >
> > Glad you agree Blake. <eg>
> > <pokes Blake with a pointy stick...>
>
> maybe you'd like to live in the '50s. i would not.

It was okay, in my experience. And it probably beat living in the
1930s.


--
Dan Goodman
"I have always depended on the kindness of stranglers."
Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Expire
Journal dsgood.dreamwidth.org (livejournal.com, insanejournal.com)

On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 17:49:03 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:44:38 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> blake murphy > wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:13:15 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>
>>>> There's plenty of money to be earned that isn't taxable either. My
>>>> last tenant is a school teacher. After school she cleans houses and a
>>>> couple of offices... all summer she works for a local farmer who
>>>> operates two farm stands and sells hanging baskets, she works at the
>>>> farm stands... all her side jobs are cash in the hand.
>>>
>>> um, no. all that income is taxable. what your chiseler buddy is doing is
>>> known as tax evasion.
>>>
>>> blake
>>
>> I think his point is is that cash is not traceable. The IRS hates the
>> fact that there is an entire "underground economy" that does this.
>
>yes they hate it because you are cheating the government. because they
>don't know about it doesn't mean it's 'not taxable.' it means you're
>committing tax evasion.

You think that barkeep reports every dollar tip... get outta here...
not only that a goodly percentage of barkeeps are working off the
books, they don't report a dime... you're the one commiting tax
evasion, mick lush.

There's an amazingly huge amount of folks who work for cash that's not
reported. Anytime you hire a tradesman to do a small fill-in job
they'll negotiate a low price for cash... even when I get my hair cut
it's cash... in seven years I've never seen my $12 get rung up and
I've never got a receipt... I've no idea what Lynn does with my
twenty, I can only hope she stuffs it in her bra,

Small farmers are still on the barter system... very little cash
changes hands between them, and what does goes right in the pocket...
do you really think every bale of hay is accounted for, every dozen
eggs ...

In article
>,
Cindy Hamilton > wrote:

> On Jun 8, 9:56*pm, Omelet > wrote:
> > In article >,
> >
> > *sf > wrote:
> > > On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:40:44 -0500, Omelet >
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > > ndeed... *My savings account (and interest checking) send me statements
> > > > every year that get added to my tax return.
> >
> > > There's a big difference between paying income tax on the accrued
> > > yearly interest and paying some sort of tax on the entire thing. *I
> > > read it as having to pay on the dollar amount in each account every
> > > year.
> >
> > And I've never had to do that. *Is it just a State thing?
>
> If I can recall what the Federal 1040 looks like, there's a line (or a
> whole Schedule
> if the amount is large) for interest income on the first page. I
> report on that line the
> piddly amounts of interest that I get on my savings accounts. That
> goes into
> the Adjusted Gross Income, which is what my state (Michigan) tax form
> wants to
> see.
>
> Having to pay tax on the entire amount in the account is insane. I
> tried
> to look at a Georgia tax return form, but they appear to be out of
> season.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

Well, as far as I have seen, only the interest is taxable.
I report it on the appropriate line on the 1040A.

Fortunately, Texas has no state income tax.
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

On 6/9/2010 7:46 PM, brooklyn1 wrote:

> There's an amazingly huge amount of folks who work for cash that's not
> reported. Anytime you hire a tradesman to do a small fill-in job
> they'll negotiate a low price for cash... even when I get my hair cut
> it's cash... in seven years I've never seen my $12 get rung up and
> I've never got a receipt... I've no idea what Lynn does with my
> twenty, I can only hope she stuffs it in her bra,


So you financially support US citizens who knowingly defraud the
government by evading taxes but any illegal immigrants who do the same
thing should be locked up?

Oh..... I see. US citizens have the RIGHT to screw over the rest of
country by not paying their taxes. I shouldn't mind paying more taxes
to make up the shortfall because you get a good deal by paying people
"under the table".

George L

On Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:14:22 -0500, Omelet >
wrote:

>In article
>,
> Cindy Hamilton > wrote:
>
>> On Jun 8, 9:56*pm, Omelet > wrote:
>> > In article >,
>> >
>> > *sf > wrote:
>> > > On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:40:44 -0500, Omelet >
>> > > wrote:
>> >
>> > > > ndeed... *My savings account (and interest checking) send me statements
>> > > > every year that get added to my tax return.
>> >
>> > > There's a big difference between paying income tax on the accrued
>> > > yearly interest and paying some sort of tax on the entire thing. *I
>> > > read it as having to pay on the dollar amount in each account every
>> > > year.
>> >
>> > And I've never had to do that. *Is it just a State thing?
>>
>> If I can recall what the Federal 1040 looks like, there's a line (or a
>> whole Schedule
>> if the amount is large) for interest income on the first page. I
>> report on that line the
>> piddly amounts of interest that I get on my savings accounts. That
>> goes into
>> the Adjusted Gross Income, which is what my state (Michigan) tax form
>> wants to
>> see.
>>
>> Having to pay tax on the entire amount in the account is insane. I
>> tried
>> to look at a Georgia tax return form, but they appear to be out of
>> season.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>
>Well, as far as I have seen, only the interest is taxable.
>I report it on the appropriate line on the 1040A.
>
>Fortunately, Texas has no state income tax.

Yes they do... it's just not called state income tax... how do you
think the state picks pockets to run itself? It's called State
Insidious Tax, they nickle, dime, dollar yoose to death in every which
way yoose turn. What states without State Income Tax don't have is a
transparent accounting system.

On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 18:06:45 -0500, Dan Goodman wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:43:03 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> blake murphy > wrote:
>>>
>>>> if only we could bring back prayer in schools and corporal
>> punishment.
>>>
>>> Might have fewer juvenile criminals... ;-)
>>> It worked fine when I was growing up.
>>>
>>> So did saying the pledge of allegiance to the American Flag every
>>> morning.
>>>
>>> Glad you agree Blake. <eg>
>>> <pokes Blake with a pointy stick...>
>>
>> maybe you'd like to live in the '50s. i would not.
>
> It was okay, in my experience. And it probably beat living in the
> 1930s.

true. but the '20s maybe beat both.

but i like it here, frankly.

your pal,
blake

On Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:53:17 -0500, Stu wrote:

> On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 17:49:03 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:44:38 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> blake murphy > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:13:15 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> There's plenty of money to be earned that isn't taxable either. My
>>>>> last tenant is a school teacher. After school she cleans houses and a
>>>>> couple of offices... all summer she works for a local farmer who
>>>>> operates two farm stands and sells hanging baskets, she works at the
>>>>> farm stands... all her side jobs are cash in the hand.
>>>>
>>>> um, no. all that income is taxable. what your chiseler buddy is doing is
>>>> known as tax evasion.
>>>>
>>>> blake
>>>
>>> I think his point is is that cash is not traceable. The IRS hates the
>>> fact that there is an entire "underground economy" that does this.
>>
>>yes they hate it because you are cheating the government. because they
>>don't know about it doesn't mean it's 'not taxable.' it means you're
>>committing tax evasion.
>>
>>blake
>
> Did you ever do something for someone and not get paid, but received
> something from them other than cash?

i believe that is taxable as well, in the amount of the 'market value.'
the fact that virtually no one reports it doesn't make it legal:

Bartering occurs when you exchange goods or services without exchanging
money. An example of bartering is a plumber doing repair work for a dentist
in exchange for dental services. The fair market value of goods and
services received in exchange for goods or services you provide must be
included in income in the year received.

<http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc420.html>

your pal,
blake

On Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:46:44 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:

> On Wed, 9 Jun 2010 17:49:03 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:44:38 -0500, Omelet wrote:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> blake murphy > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:13:15 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> There's plenty of money to be earned that isn't taxable either. My
>>>>> last tenant is a school teacher. After school she cleans houses and a
>>>>> couple of offices... all summer she works for a local farmer who
>>>>> operates two farm stands and sells hanging baskets, she works at the
>>>>> farm stands... all her side jobs are cash in the hand.
>>>>
>>>> um, no. all that income is taxable. what your chiseler buddy is doing is
>>>> known as tax evasion.
>>>>
>>>> blake
>>>
>>> I think his point is is that cash is not traceable. The IRS hates the
>>> fact that there is an entire "underground economy" that does this.
>>
>>yes they hate it because you are cheating the government. because they
>>don't know about it doesn't mean it's 'not taxable.' it means you're
>>committing tax evasion.
>
> You think that barkeep reports every dollar tip... get outta here...
> not only that a goodly percentage of barkeeps are working off the
> books, they don't report a dime... you're the one commiting tax
> evasion, mick lush.
>
> There's an amazingly huge amount of folks who work for cash that's not
> reported. Anytime you hire a tradesman to do a small fill-in job
> they'll negotiate a low price for cash... even when I get my hair cut
> it's cash... in seven years I've never seen my $12 get rung up and
> I've never got a receipt... I've no idea what Lynn does with my
> twenty, I can only hope she stuffs it in her bra,
>
> Small farmers are still on the barter system... very little cash
> changes hands between them, and what does goes right in the pocket...
> do you really think every bale of hay is accounted for, every dozen
> eggs ...

'not reported' doesn't mean 'not taxable.'

it might not be practical for the government to collect it, but you are
still liable for it.

blake

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:53:17 -0500, Stu wrote:

> > Did you ever do something for someone and not get paid, but received
> > something from them other than cash?
>
> i believe that is taxable as well, in the amount of the 'market value.'
> the fact that virtually no one reports it doesn't make it legal:
>
> Bartering occurs when you exchange goods or services without exchanging
> money. An example of bartering is a plumber doing repair work for a dentist
> in exchange for dental services. The fair market value of goods and
> services received in exchange for goods or services you provide must be
> included in income in the year received.
>
> <http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc420.html>

And, I believe, in California both parties must pay sales tax on the
barter if it is for goods. I looked it up a few months ago, so I'm a
little hazy on the details. Sales tax is also payable on services if
they are an integral part of the goods (delivery charge).

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:

> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
> their head up their ass.

Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying that
Om is a part-time whore?

Bob

"Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
>
>> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
>> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
>> their head up their ass.
>
> Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying that
> Om is a part-time whore?

My reading is that it's what he'd do.

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:08:32 +0200, Giusi wrote:

> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
>> Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
>>
>>> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
>>> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
>>> their head up their ass.
>>
>> Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying that
>> Om is a part-time whore?
>
> My reading is that it's what he'd do.

i doubt sheldon is all that successful in giving it away.

your pal,
blake

In article >,
"Giusi" > wrote:

> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
> >
> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
> >> their head up their ass.
> >
> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying that
> > Om is a part-time whore?
>
> My reading is that it's what he'd do.

I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
but I am NOT going to post my annual income here. That's just TMI. ;-)
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

"Omelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "Giusi" > wrote:
>
>> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
>> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
>> >
>> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
>> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
>> >> their head up their ass.
>> >
>> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying
>> > that
>> > Om is a part-time whore?
>>
>> My reading is that it's what he'd do.
>
> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
> but I am NOT going to post my annual income here. That's just TMI. ;-)
> --
> Peace! Om
>


Why, just the other day in this very same thread you posted that you sold
your labor for $25 an hour...

Om wrote:

> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
> but I am NOT going to post my annual income here. That's just TMI. ;-)

I think $250K/year is "good pay."

Bob

"Omelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "Giusi" > wrote:
>
>> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
>> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
>> >
>> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
>> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
>> >> their head up their ass.
>> >
>> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying
>> > that
>> > Om is a part-time whore?
>>
>> My reading is that it's what he'd do.
>
> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
> but I am NOT going to post my annual income here. That's just TMI. ;-)

Yep!
--
--
https://www.shop.helpforheroes.org.uk/

"Jinx Minx" wrote:
>"Omelet" > wrote in message
>news
>> In article >,
>> "Giusi" > wrote:
>>
>>> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
>>> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
>>> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
>>> >> their head up their ass.
>>> >
>>> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying
>>> > that
>>> > Om is a part-time whore?
>>>
>>> My reading is that it's what he'd do.
>>
>> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
>> but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.

Nor your sexual proclivities... annual income has little to do with
it... an awful lot of women spend a great deal of time contemplating
how much their ass is worth and there is only one way to find out.

Even the plainest looking old bag female can turn a trick, there are
plenty of plain looking old bag males, many who can't pay $500 for an
hour with a nubile looking 20 year old but will gladly pay $50 for a
toothless BJ. Like they say in Belize, there's a stick for every
broom.

I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
thing how much they're ass is worth. I've been approached many times
by my tenants but number one I'm too cheap to forego my rent, and
secondly I always had all the women I could handle... I learned a long
time ago not to mix business with pleasure, I don't shit where I eat.
I also make it a point never to rent to women who I find sexually
appealing. The only time in my life I ever paid for sex was when I
was in the Navy, and it never cost very much, if $10-$15 it was a
lot... but it was interesting to try out all the different
ethnicities... was like a Whitman Sampler.

"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
...

> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
> thing how much they're ass is worth.

Where in the hell do you get this stuff? You know for a fact? lol

Cheryl replied to clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz:

>> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
>> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
>> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
>> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
>> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
>> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
>> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
>> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
>> thing how much they're ass is worth.
>
> Where in the hell do you get this stuff? You know for a fact? lol

The voices told him. When the voices speak to Pussy, he forwards their holy
messages to Usenet without thought or alteration. That's what the voices
want.

Bob

My best savings tips are don't insist on having and paying for things
like a television (and the exorbitantly priced valueless "service"), a
cell phone (which you CAN do without, just like I do and people
everywhere did for years), don;t buy a lot of pachagred food, never
buy "fast food" (which unhealthy is rubbish anyway)....


etc.

John Kuthe...

"Cheryl" wrote:
>"brooklyn1" wrote:
>> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
>> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
>> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
>> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
>> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
>> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
>> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
>> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
>> thing how much they're ass is worth.
>
>Where in the hell do you get this stuff? You know for a fact? lol

I'm on planet Earth... what galaxy are you from that you don't think
sex happens... what do you think is causing all the socio-economic
woes, population explosion! Believe it or not folks have sex, and
just as often as not more so with someone other than to whom they're
married. People are unfaithful far more nowadays than they were when
I was younger, thank the cell phone and PC/birth control pills and
nipped tubes. I've seen both men and women hunkered down in their
vehicals in stupidmarket parking lots having cell phone sex... just a
couple weeks ago when I went to my favorite Crystal Palace store there
was a broad slouched down in her Suburu Forester on a cell phone with
her eyes closed and her other hand very busy in her crotch, I can
guarantee she wasn't ordering Chinese take out... I wish I had my
camera. I sat there in my Landcruiser peering directly down at her,
she never noticed me roll up. I watched for like a half a minute, was
not very interesting and the 40s something BBW wasn't at all
attractive, when I got out of my vehical and slammed the door she
jumped and tried to look all innocent when I smiled at her. With
married couples each having their own cell phone numbers and PCs makes
it very tempting and very easy to cheat. And yes, phone sex is
cheating, anyone thinks not is looney tunes... join bubba with is non
sexual BJs.

"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
...
> "Cheryl" wrote:
>>"brooklyn1" wrote:
>>> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
>>> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
>>> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
>>> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
>>> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
>>> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
>>> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
>>> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
>>> thing how much they're ass is worth.
>>
>>Where in the hell do you get this stuff? You know for a fact? lol
>
> I'm on planet Earth... what galaxy are you from that you don't think
> sex happens... what do you think is causing all the socio-economic
> woes, population explosion! Believe it or not folks have sex, and
> just as often as not more so with someone other than to whom they're
> married. People are unfaithful far more nowadays than they were when
> I was younger, thank the cell phone and PC/birth control pills and
> nipped tubes. I've seen both men and women hunkered down in their
> vehicals in stupidmarket parking lots having cell phone sex... just a
> couple weeks ago when I went to my favorite Crystal Palace store there
> was a broad slouched down in her Suburu Forester on a cell phone with
> her eyes closed and her other hand very busy in her crotch, I can
> guarantee she wasn't ordering Chinese take out... I wish I had my
> camera. I sat there in my Landcruiser peering directly down at her,
> she never noticed me roll up. I watched for like a half a minute, was
> not very interesting and the 40s something BBW wasn't at all
> attractive, when I got out of my vehical and slammed the door she
> jumped and tried to look all innocent when I smiled at her. With
> married couples each having their own cell phone numbers and PCs makes
> it very tempting and very easy to cheat. And yes, phone sex is
> cheating, anyone thinks not is looney tunes... join bubba with is non
> sexual BJs.

None of that explains why you said:
>> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
>> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
>> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
>> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
>> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
>> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
>> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
>> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
>> thing how much they're ass is worth.

Try again.

In article >,
"Ophelia" > wrote:

> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "Giusi" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> >> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
> >> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
> >> >> their head up their ass.
> >> >
> >> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying
> >> > that
> >> > Om is a part-time whore?
> >>
> >> My reading is that it's what he'd do.
> >
> > I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
> > but I am NOT going to post my annual income here. That's just TMI. ;-)
>
> Yep!
> --

<http://tinyurl.com/22tltyg>

Add to that that I have 23 years experience, including being Hematology
section supervisor for several of those years... and am willing to work
weekends, nights (with shift differentials of $4.00 per hour) and
overtime.
--
Peace! Om

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*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

In article >,
brooklyn1 > wrote:

> "Jinx Minx" wrote:
> >"Omelet" > wrote in message
> >news
> >> In article >,
> >> "Giusi" > wrote:
> >>
> >>> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> >>> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
> >>> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
> >>> >> their head up their ass.
> >>> >
> >>> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying
> >>> > that
> >>> > Om is a part-time whore?
> >>>
> >>> My reading is that it's what he'd do.
> >>
> >> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
> >> but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.
>
> Nor your sexual proclivities... annual income has little to do with
> it... an awful lot of women spend a great deal of time contemplating
> how much their ass is worth and there is only one way to find out.
>
> Even the plainest looking old bag female can turn a trick, there are
> plenty of plain looking old bag males, many who can't pay $500 for an
> hour with a nubile looking 20 year old but will gladly pay $50 for a
> toothless BJ. Like they say in Belize, there's a stick for every
> broom.
>
> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
> thing how much they're ass is worth. I've been approached many times
> by my tenants but number one I'm too cheap to forego my rent, and
> secondly I always had all the women I could handle... I learned a long
> time ago not to mix business with pleasure, I don't shit where I eat.
> I also make it a point never to rent to women who I find sexually
> appealing. The only time in my life I ever paid for sex was when I
> was in the Navy, and it never cost very much, if $10-$15 it was a
> lot... but it was interesting to try out all the different
> ethnicities... was like a Whitman Sampler.

Oy!

I hope you took a good dose of antibiotics when you were done! ;-)
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. --Alex Levine

"brooklyn1" > wrote
>
> I'm on planet Earth... what galaxy are you from that you don't think
> sex happens... what do you think is causing all the socio-economic
> woes, population explosion! Believe it or not folks have sex, and
> just as often as not more so with someone other than to whom they're
> married. People are unfaithful far more nowadays than they were when
> I was younger, thank the cell phone and PC/birth control pills and
> nipped tubes.

Remember the so called Craig's List murder a few months back? I never had
reason to use CL, but after a conversation about it, I took a peek. I was
amazed at the personal ads for sex. Men and women wanting to hook up. It
is amazingly easy.

Sycophant replied to clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz:

>> The only time in my life I ever paid for sex was when I was in the Navy,
>> and it never cost very much, if $10-$15 it was a lot... but it was
>> interesting to try out all the different ethnicities... was like a
>> Whitman Sampler.
>
> Oy!
>
> I hope you took a good dose of antibiotics when you were done! ;-)

I hope the *hookers* did, after getting a look at Pussy's filthy hands!

Bob

On Sun, 13 Jun 2010 14:25:13 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:

> "Jinx Minx" wrote:
>>"Omelet" > wrote in message
>>news
>>> In article >,
>>> "Giusi" > wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Bob Terwilliger" > ha scritto nel messaggio
>>>> > Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> Anyone thinks ordinary women holding respectable jobs, but low paying,
>>>> >> ain't subsidizing their income with quickies between the sheets has
>>>> >> their head up their ass.
>>>> >
>>>> > Om's job is respectable but doesn't pay all that well. Are you saying
>>>> > that
>>>> > Om is a part-time whore?
>>>>
>>>> My reading is that it's what he'd do.
>>>
>>> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine thanks
>>> but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.
>
> Nor your sexual proclivities... annual income has little to do with
> it... an awful lot of women spend a great deal of time contemplating
> how much their ass is worth and there is only one way to find out.
>
> Even the plainest looking old bag female can turn a trick, there are
> plenty of plain looking old bag males, many who can't pay $500 for an
> hour with a nubile looking 20 year old but will gladly pay $50 for a
> toothless BJ. Like they say in Belize, there's a stick for every
> broom.
>
> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
> thing how much they're ass is worth. I've been approached many times
> by my tenants but number one I'm too cheap to forego my rent, and
> secondly I always had all the women I could handle... I learned a long
> time ago not to mix business with pleasure, I don't shit where I eat.
> I also make it a point never to rent to women who I find sexually
> appealing. The only time in my life I ever paid for sex was when I
> was in the Navy, and it never cost very much, if $10-$15 it was a
> lot... but it was interesting to try out all the different
> ethnicities... was like a Whitman Sampler.

wait, is it time for fractured fairy tales?

blake

On Sun, 13 Jun 2010 18:50:47 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:

> "Cheryl" wrote:
>>"brooklyn1" wrote:
>>> I'm not saying this is how Om earns her pocket cash but I know for a
>>> fact it's done more often than people imagine, and much more so in
>>> these tough economic times. Gainfully employed women (even married
>>> women with husbands who earn a decent living) proposition their
>>> landlords all the time to swap services for rent, a lot of women are
>>> married to cheapskates (a word to the wise yoose cheapos, your woman
>>> is sitting on a gold mine), and a lot of horny gals are married to men
>>> who don't service them but they still want the cash too, it's that ego
>>> thing how much they're ass is worth.
>>
>>Where in the hell do you get this stuff? You know for a fact? lol
>
> I'm on planet Earth... what galaxy are you from that you don't think
> sex happens... what do you think is causing all the socio-economic
> woes, population explosion! Believe it or not folks have sex, and
> just as often as not more so with someone other than to whom they're
> married.

the thing is, gomer, most people don't lay out cash for it. but i guess if
you look like a gargoyle there's little choice.

blake

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

>>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>>> news

>>>> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine
>>>> thanks but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.

You've posted it here yourself- about $25/hour after 23 years of
experience.

"Goomba" > wrote in message
...
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>>>> news
>
>>>>> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine
>>>>> thanks but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.
>
> You've posted it here yourself- about $25/hour after 23 years of
> experience.

Not to mention the salary Bell Curve chart she posted less than 24 hours
after her "that's just TMI" post. Perhaps she thinks we're all such idiots
that we can't multiply out $25 an hour annually...

Jinx

Goomba wrote:

>> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine
>> thanks but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.
>
> You've posted it here yourself- about $25/hour after 23 years of
> experience.

Does that include shift differential? Because Sycophant has mentioned
several times that she gets shift differential. That might bump it up to
$28.50/hour or so.

Bob

In article >,
Goomba > wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
> >>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> >>> news
>
> >>>> I'd like to know what Twit thinks is good pay... I do just fine
> >>>> thanks but I am NOT going to post my annual income here.
>
> You've posted it here yourself- about $25/hour after 23 years of
> experience.

That's before shift differential, and lots of overtime. ;-)
--
Peace! Om

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