"Charlotte L. Blackmer" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> Lionel Hutz > wrote:

>>Whoa, whoa, whoa! $250.00 an hour? U.S. dollars? Are you affiliated
>>with
>>that shyster Gary? Do you advertised on late, late, late night TV?
>>Matchbook covers? Cheap diner paper placemats? Hey, there's good money
>>to
>>be made here! Now, get back to your ambulance chasing and leave the real
>>lawyering to real lawyers! Real lawyers like Dewey, Skrewem & Howe!
>
> I stand corrected, sir. I had no idea, so I guessed. My sincere
> apologies.
>
> (I presume your standard retainer is a lot more than $500, as well.
>
> Charlotte
>
> --

No need to apologize, ma'am.

There is no standard retainer fee at Dewey, Skrewem & Howe. Our fees are
based upon a client's bank account... err, a client's needs and the amount
of resources that might be required to prepare and present a case. Yeah,
that's it, needs and resources.


--
Lionel Hutz, Esq.
Dewey, Skrewem & Howe
"I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!"