Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
half I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
might be interested in a threesome?

On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> might be interested in a threesome?

Vaporize, it's better for your lungs.

John Kuthe...

On Jul 15, 11:59*am, Food Slob® > wrote:
> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> might be interested in a threesome?

I think you're probably pretty stoned right now and smoking another
1/4 lb...well, you won't be doing anything. Fookin' pothead.

On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> might be interested in a threesome?

I don't do threesomes. Just FYI for future reference. I think you've
probably smoked enough already.....

N.

On Jul 15, 12:09*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
>
> > Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> > half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> > Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> > says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> > might be interested in a threesome?
>
> I don't do threesomes. *Just FYI for future reference. *I think you've
> probably smoked enough already.....
>
> N.

Foursome?

On Jul 15, 12:09*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
>
> > Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> > half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> > Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> > says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> > might be interested in a threesome?
>
> I don't do threesomes. *Just FYI for future reference. *I think you've
> probably smoked enough already.....
>
> N.

Foursome?

On Jul 15, 12:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> might be interested in a threesome?

==
Smoke enough of it and you'll be lucky to even find IT lest use IT.
Whatever you do, don't drive...its bad enough dodging drunks without
having to avoid stoners.
==

On Jul 15, 2:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> might be interested in a threesome?

I'd rather have half a pound of heroin. I hate pot.

On Jul 15, 3:09*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
>
> > Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> > half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> > Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> > says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> > might be interested in a threesome?
>
> I don't do threesomes. *Just FYI for future reference. *I think you've
> probably smoked enough already.....
>
> N.

You'd do a twosome if you got a load of me.

OK where the hell is Blake? The brownies are ready, Nancy and Gommba
are here, and he was supposed to bring the roast pork loin with pears.
Goomba is finishing the asparagus cheese roll, and Nancy is throwing a
salad together. The potatoes new york is ready, where the hell is he?

On Jul 15, 2:39*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
> OK where the hell is Blake? The brownies are ready, Nancy and Gommba
> are here, and he was supposed to bring the roast pork loin with pears.
> Goomba is finishing the asparagus cheese roll, and Nancy is throwing a
> salad together. The potatoes new york is ready, where the hell is he?

Alright! Who forgot the lube???

On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> might be interested in a threesome?

Yep, just as I figured....a dope addict. No wonder yer such a boring
asshole.

On Jul 15, 2:30*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:59:52 -0500, Food Slob® wrote:
> > Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
> > half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
> > Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
> > says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
> > might be interested in a threesome?
>
> Jay, wouldn't you feel better joining us rather than standing on
> the sidelines envying us?
>
> I've even moved Om over to the opposition team just for you. *So
> we have a free slot for you. *What, you want a singing telegram
> invitation? *Bobo - get right on that. *Make him feel wanted.

Steve,
Isn't it funny how many people didn't realize that the OP wasn't me,
even though you wrote Food SLOB, not SNOB?
>
> -sw

--Bryan

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:17:56 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick wrote:

> On Jul 15, 1:59*pm, Food Slob® > wrote:
>> Well here I sit with a half a pound of medicinal marijuana,
>> half *I'm going to smoke, the other half is for the brownies.
>> Then Blake, Nancy, Goomba and I are going dancing. Nancy
>> says I may get lucky if she feels frisky, I wonder if Goomba
>> might be interested in a threesome?
>
> Yep, just as I figured....a dope addict. No wonder yer such a boring
> asshole.

which chemical agent does it for? or is it all-natural?

blake

Here I sit,
All broken hearted,
Paid a nickle to s**t,
But only farted.

From another era.

Lew

In article >,
sf > wrote:

> All the other hits on the page were = giving birth to another Texan

Boy they sure cleaned that up which is a tragedy. Bathroom stall rhymes
shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.

To do is to be - Sartre
To be is to do - Socrates
do be do be do - Frank Sinatra

leo

On 2010-07-17, Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:

> shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.
>
> To do is to be - Sartre
> To be is to do - Socrates
> do be do be do - Frank Sinatra

You're obviously easily amused!

nb

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:52:33 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell
> wrote:

> To do is to be - Sartre
> To be is to do - Socrates
> do be do be do - Frank Sinatra


LOL

--

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:55:24 GMT, notbob > wrote:

> On 2010-07-17, Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:
>
> > shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.
> >
> > To do is to be - Sartre
> > To be is to do - Socrates
> > do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
>
> You're obviously easily amused!
>
Maybe he isn't, but I am.

--

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

In article >,
notbob > wrote:

> You're obviously easily amused!

I am! I'll be sixty four in August and watch Adult Swim on the Cartoon
Channel.

leo

On 2010-07-17, Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:

> I am! I'll be sixty four in August and watch Adult Swim on the Cartoon
> Channel.

LOL! Me too. I actually like Squidbillies and Aqua Teen Hunger
Force.

nb ....too much time on my hands --Styx

On 7/16/2010 4:05 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Here I sit,
> All broken hearted,
> Paid a nickle to s**t,
> But only farted.
>
> From another era.

A couple I saw on the doors of stalls in truck stops:

"Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted, yesterday I
took a chance, saved a nickel, s**t my pants."

"Here I sit with a broken heart, took a pill and my truck won't start."

In article >,
Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:

> In article >,
> sf > wrote:
>
> > All the other hits on the page were = giving birth to another Texan
>
> Boy they sure cleaned that up which is a tragedy. Bathroom stall rhymes
> shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.
>
> To do is to be - Sartre
> To be is to do - Socrates
> do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
>
> leo

Then there is the classic:

"Call Rhonda for a good time! (305) 555-1212".


;-)
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

In article >,
notbob > wrote:

> On 2010-07-17, Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:
>
> > shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.
> >
> > To do is to be - Sartre
> > To be is to do - Socrates
> > do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
>
> You're obviously easily amused!
>
> nb

And that is a bad thing? <g>
There was some good graffiti on the bathroom wall in the science
building where I went to college.

One line said "Yes he is cute, but can he type?"

Funny then, maybe not so much now.
Back then, there was no real internet, no word processors available to
the general public.

I typed out all of my term papers (of which there were several over 4
years) on a brother electric typewriter, and white out was my only
recourse to typos...

I still have that typewriter, stored in the shed. ;-) Mom and dad gave
it to me as a graduation gift out of high school.

Fortunately, I'd taken typing classes twice, in the 7th and 9th grades...
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. --Alex Levine

In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:55:24 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>
> > On 2010-07-17, Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:
> >
> > > shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.
> > >
> > > To do is to be - Sartre
> > > To be is to do - Socrates
> > > do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
> >
> > You're obviously easily amused!
> >
> Maybe he isn't, but I am.

I'd seen this before, and it still makes me laugh <g>
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. --Alex Levine

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 20:40:39 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell
> wrote:

> In article >,
> notbob > wrote:
>
> > You're obviously easily amused!
>
> I am! I'll be sixty four in August and watch Adult Swim on the Cartoon
> Channel.
>
You're cracking me up tonight!

--

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:59:29 GMT, notbob > wrote:

> On 2010-07-17, Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:
>
> > I am! I'll be sixty four in August and watch Adult Swim on the Cartoon
> > Channel.
>
> LOL! Me too. I actually like Squidbillies and Aqua Teen Hunger
> Force.
>
> nb ....too much time on my hands --Styx

Goodness, I need to grow up and stop watching SpongeBob.

--

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

In article >,
Omelet > wrote:

> Then there is the classic:
>
> "Call Rhonda for a good time! (305) 555-1212".

It's a bum number. I've been dialing it all night.

leo

On 2010-07-17, Omelet > wrote:

> Fortunately, I'd taken typing classes twice, in the 7th and 9th grades...

yep. Me too.

I still can't type much faster than about 25 wpm, but it's enough.

nb

In article >,
Leonard Blaisdell > wrote:

> In article >,
> Omelet > wrote:
>
> > Then there is the classic:
> >
> > "Call Rhonda for a good time! (305) 555-1212".
>
> It's a bum number. I've been dialing it all night.
>
> leo

<lol>!!
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
*Only Irish *coffee provides in a single glass all four *essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar *and fat. --Alex Levine

In article >,
notbob > wrote:

> On 2010-07-17, Omelet > wrote:
>
> > Fortunately, I'd taken typing classes twice, in the 7th and 9th grades...
>
> yep. Me too.
>
> I still can't type much faster than about 25 wpm, but it's enough.
>
> nb

I'm not sure how fast I can type. I know it's faster than it used to be
with all the posting I do. :-)
--
Peace! Om

Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. --Alex Levine

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:52:33 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

> In article >,
> sf > wrote:
>
>> All the other hits on the page were = giving birth to another Texan
>
> Boy they sure cleaned that up which is a tragedy. Bathroom stall rhymes
> shouldn't be censored. Here's my favorite, and it's even clean.
>
> To do is to be - Sartre
> To be is to do - Socrates
> do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
>
> leo

i think my favorite (actually seen in the wild) is:

bestiality: the love that dare not bark its name

your pal,
blake

On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:06:05 -0400, J. Clarke wrote:

> On 7/16/2010 4:05 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> Here I sit,
>> All broken hearted,
>> Paid a nickle to s**t,
>> But only farted.
>>
>> From another era.
>
> A couple I saw on the doors of stalls in truck stops:
>
> "Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted, yesterday I
> took a chance, saved a nickel, s**t my pants."
>
> "Here I sit with a broken heart, took a pill and my truck won't start."

that's 'I Took Three Bennies & My Semi Truck Won't Start' by Commander Cody
And His Lost Planet Airmen:

<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJQSnmeGzI>

your pal,
blake

blake wrote:

> bestiality: the love that dare not bark its name

Reminds me of something I heard the other day:

Twilight: A young girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

Bob