On Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:10:23 -0400, James Silverton wrote:

>>>> It wasn't tacky. It was smart. It could fit in a pocket or
>>>> purse and would vibrate and blink if left on the bar, table,
>>>> etc. It did away with broadcasting "Jones, party of 4, your table is
>>>> ready. Jones, party of four." over the speaker
>>>> system and annoying patrons already seated who could care
>>>> less about the Jones party.
>
> I am reminded of a story where someone suggested an announcement as
> follows:
>
> "Donner party of six", then "Donner party of five" and then "Donner
> party of four".

<snort>

i had a friend who routinely made reservations, etc. under the name 'norman
bates.'

your pal,
blake