On Jul 31, 8:09*am, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in
> supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over,
> being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the
> worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to
> bite you whenever they feel like it.
> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery
> stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears
> started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the
> little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he
> is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now,
> my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly
> picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT!
> ****!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and
> instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting ****y at
> us for yelling at her kid.
> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Miss, get
> your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m
> ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat
> knows he just ****ed up big time because his mum isn’t defending his
> ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my
> shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from
> my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we
> leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she
> is.
> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that
> sob.
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
> X/No/Achieve; yes

Cool story. I'm from the Gold Coast. We need more in store scenes like
that down here. lol.