What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
March 22, 1010?

On Aug 24, 3:54*pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> March 22, 1010?

You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.

Not.

It won't hurt you -

(You spelled mayonnaise wrong.)

N.

On Aug 24, 2:16*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> On Aug 24, 3:54*pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>
> > What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> > March 22, 1010?
>
> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
What kind of terrible pain? Be explicit.

>
> Not.
>
> It won't hurt you -
>
> (You spelled mayonnaise wrong.)
I tried to put two ns but it ended up with two ys.
>
> N.

Manda Ruby wrote:
> On Aug 24, 2:16 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
>> On Aug 24, 3:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>>
>>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>>> March 22, 1010?
>> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
> What kind of terrible pain? Be explicit.

mental pain.

Manda Ruby wrote:
> On Aug 24, 2:16 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
>> On Aug 24, 3:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>>
>>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>>> March 22, 1010?
>> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
> What kind of terrible pain? Be explicit.

The terrible pain of posting to ask if you should use it and then
posting an hour later that you used it and you are throwing it away.
Could there be a more painful way to go?

On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:54:04 -0700 (PDT), Manda Ruby wrote:

> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> March 22, 1010?

Posting everything twice, as usual. Afetr the fourth time, that pretty
much rules out NOT being a troll.

-sw

On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:16:11 -0700 (PDT), Nancy2 wrote:

> On Aug 24, 3:54*pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>> March 22, 1010?
>
> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.

Not that there's another WRONG with that, mind you.

-sw

On Aug 24, 3:35*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> Manda Ruby wrote:
> > On Aug 24, 2:16 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> >> On Aug 24, 3:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>
> >>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> >>> March 22, 1010?
> >> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
> > What kind of terrible pain? Be explicit.
>
> The terrible pain of posting to ask if you should use it and then
> posting an hour later that you used it and you are throwing it away.

It tasted fine; was throwing away as a precaution.

> Could there be a more painful way to go?
Yes, many ways.

On Aug 25, 1:04*am, Manda Ruby > wrote:
> On Aug 24, 3:35*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>
> > Manda Ruby wrote:
> > > On Aug 24, 2:16 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> > >> On Aug 24, 3:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>
> > >>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> > >>> March 22, 1010?
> > >> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
> > > What kind of terrible pain? Be explicit.
>
> > The terrible pain of posting to ask if you should use it and then
> > posting an hour later that you used it and you are throwing it away.
>
> It tasted fine; was throwing away as a precaution.

Then, explain why you took the chance in eating it. Or are we supposed
to admire your luck.

You make no sense.

Manda Ruby wrote:
>
>> >> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired?
>> >
>> > You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
>>
>> What kind of terrible pain? Be explicit.

Having your hymen busted.

On Aug 24, 4:54*pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> March 22, 1010?

1010?

On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:54:04 -0700 (PDT), Manda Ruby wrote:

> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> March 22, 1010?

you will post stupid questions on usenet.

blake

On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:23:21 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:16:11 -0700 (PDT), Nancy2 wrote:
>
>> On Aug 24, 3:54*pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>>> March 22, 1010?
>>
>> You will die a horrible death, in terrible pain, screaming.
>
> Not that there's another WRONG with that, mind you.
>
> -sw

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your pal,
blake

"Kalmia" > wrote in message
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On Aug 24, 4:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> March 22, 1010?

1010?


that's some old assed mayo!!!!

"Kalmia" > wrote in message
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On Aug 24, 4:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
> March 22, 1010?

1010?

make some thousand year egg salad?

"Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote in message
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>
> "Kalmia" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Aug 24, 4:54 pm, Manda Ruby > wrote:
>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>> March 22, 1010?
>
> 1010?
>
> make some thousand year egg salad?

I think that would probably do very well with those eggs the Chinese buried
for many many many many years.

Here, you try it first!

Steve

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On Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:21:16 -0500, Stu wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:18:42 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:54:04 -0700 (PDT), Manda Ruby wrote:
>>
>>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>>> March 22, 1010?
>>
>>you will post stupid questions on usenet.
>>
>>blake
>
> doesn't seem any different than you lately

my post was neither stupid nor a question. but keep pitching, one of them
will hit me one day.

blake

On Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:18:42 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:54:04 -0700 (PDT), Manda Ruby wrote:
>
>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>> March 22, 1010?
>
>you will post stupid questions on usenet.
>
If that's the case, she's been eating it for ages.

Ross

On Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:33:29 -0400, Ross@home wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:18:42 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:54:04 -0700 (PDT), Manda Ruby wrote:
>>
>>> What will happen if I eat mayyonaise (light version) that expired on
>>> March 22, 1010?
>>
>>you will post stupid questions on usenet.
>>
> If that's the case, she's been eating it for ages.
>
> Ross

there is that.

your pal,
blake