If a person can't go to the store and strike up a conversation with another
single person at that store, they also could not find an elephant with a
nosebleed after a 6" snowfall in a Walmart parking lot.

The produce section is the best, and the rescuer role comes into play more
times than is countable.

"Can you help me with selecting some vegetables, Miss?" "What do I look
for?" Do I pick the big hard green ones, or the soft lovely fleshtoned
ones?"

If you can't take it from there, you're an airhead.

Steve