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On Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:26:19 -0500, Mr. Bill > wrote:
> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and > diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. That's funny! LOL -- Never trust a dog to watch your food. |
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sf wrote:
>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and >> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. > > That's funny! LOL Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her body. Bob |
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On Sun, 7 Nov 2010 22:21:32 -0800, "Bob Terwilliger"
> wrote: > sf wrote: > > >> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and > >> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. > > > > That's funny! LOL > > Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her > body. > It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening. -- Never trust a dog to watch your food. |
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sf wrote:
>>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and >>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. >>> >>> That's funny! LOL >> >> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her >> body. >> > It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening. Does a marriage which ends up with "joining organizations and gardening" strike you as humorous? Bob |
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On Mon, 8 Nov 2010 03:04:09 -0800, "Bob Terwilliger"
> wrote: > sf wrote: > > >>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and > >>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. > >>> > >>> That's funny! LOL > >> > >> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her > >> body. > >> > > It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening. > > Does a marriage which ends up with "joining organizations and gardening" > strike you as humorous? > That's the way it was among people our parent's age. Does a marriage that ends when one person murders the other strike you as humorous? -- Never trust a dog to watch your food. |
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:
> In article m>, > "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote: > >> sf wrote: >> >>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and >>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. >>> >>> That's funny! LOL >> >> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her >> body. > > How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to > find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a > married couple. those people are swingers. your pal, blake |
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On Nov 8, 10:18*am, blake murphy > wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote: > > In article m>, > > *"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote: > > >> sf wrote: > > >>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and > >>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. > > >>> That's funny! *LOL > > >> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her > >> body. > > > How do you know she's not here? *I've been surprised more than once to > > find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a > > married couple. > > those people are swingers. > > your pal, > blake == As swingers age they just become danglers. Damned old age...spoils everything...unless you join the VIAGRA generation. == |
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blake murphy > wrote: > On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote: > > How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to > > find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a > > married couple. > > those people are swingers. No, here's *real* swingers: http://www.swingsetsonline.com/backy...ets/Yukon-III/ :-) -- Dan Abel Petaluma, California USA |
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 10:24:10 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >, > blake murphy > wrote: > >> On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote: > >>> How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to >>> find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a >>> married couple. >> >> those people are swingers. > > No, here's *real* swingers: > > http://www.swingsetsonline.com/backy...ets/Yukon-III/ > > :-) they're a little too young for me. your pal, blake |
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Billy wrote:
>> How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to >> find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a >> married couple. > > The ONLY think Bob has ever been good at is jumping to conclusions. Well, and cooking better than you, of course... But are you saying that your wife *does* post here? Let me guess: PVC? Bob |
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sf wrote:
>>>>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and >>>>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade. >>>>> >>>>> That's funny! LOL >>>> >>>> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried >>>> her body. >>>> >>> It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening. >> >> Does a marriage which ends up with "joining organizations and gardening" >> strike you as humorous? > > That's the way it was among people our parent's age. Does a marriage > that ends when one person murders the other strike you as humorous? I find humor in nearly everything. Life is better when you can do that. In this case, the joke was obviously in the spirit of The Lockhorns. (http://www.thelockhorns.com/) Bob |
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