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On Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:26:19 -0500, Mr. Bill > wrote:

> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.


That's funny! LOL

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sf wrote:

>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.

>
> That's funny! LOL


Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
body.

Bob



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On Sun, 7 Nov 2010 22:21:32 -0800, "Bob Terwilliger"
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> sf wrote:
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> >> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
> >> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.

> >
> > That's funny! LOL

>
> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
> body.
>

It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening.

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sf wrote:

>>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
>>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.
>>>
>>> That's funny! LOL

>>
>> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
>> body.
>>

> It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening.


Does a marriage which ends up with "joining organizations and gardening"
strike you as humorous?

Bob



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"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:

> sf wrote:
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> >> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
> >> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.

> >
> > That's funny! LOL

>
> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
> body.


How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to
find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a
married couple.

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On Mon, 8 Nov 2010 03:04:09 -0800, "Bob Terwilliger"
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> sf wrote:
>
> >>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
> >>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.
> >>>
> >>> That's funny! LOL
> >>
> >> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
> >> body.
> >>

> > It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening.

>
> Does a marriage which ends up with "joining organizations and gardening"
> strike you as humorous?
>


That's the way it was among people our parent's age. Does a marriage
that ends when one person murders the other strike you as humorous?

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On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:

> In article m>,
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:
>
>> sf wrote:
>>
>>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
>>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.
>>>
>>> That's funny! LOL

>>
>> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
>> body.

>
> How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to
> find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a
> married couple.


those people are swingers.

your pal,
blake
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On Nov 8, 10:18*am, blake murphy > wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:
> > In article m>,
> > *"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:

>
> >> sf wrote:

>
> >>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
> >>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.

>
> >>> That's funny! *LOL

>
> >> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried her
> >> body.

>
> > How do you know she's not here? *I've been surprised more than once to
> > find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a
> > married couple.

>
> those people are swingers.
>
> your pal,
> blake


==
As swingers age they just become danglers. Damned old age...spoils
everything...unless you join the VIAGRA generation.

==

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> On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:


> > How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to
> > find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a
> > married couple.

>
> those people are swingers.


No, here's *real* swingers:

http://www.swingsetsonline.com/backy...ets/Yukon-III/

:-)

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On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 10:24:10 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:

> In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:56:04 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:

>
>>> How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to
>>> find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a
>>> married couple.

>>
>> those people are swingers.

>
> No, here's *real* swingers:
>
> http://www.swingsetsonline.com/backy...ets/Yukon-III/
>
> :-)


they're a little too young for me.

your pal,
blake


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Billy wrote:

>> How do you know she's not here? I've been surprised more than once to
>> find that two seemingly unrelated posters on here were actually a
>> married couple.

>
> The ONLY think Bob has ever been good at is jumping to conclusions.


Well, and cooking better than you, of course...

But are you saying that your wife *does* post here? Let me guess: PVC?

Bob
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sf wrote:

>>>>>> Marriage is like a game of cards....it starts with two heart and
>>>>>> diamond...and ends up with a club and a spade.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's funny! LOL
>>>>
>>>> Also explains why Billy's wife isn't he He clubbed her and buried
>>>> her body.
>>>>
>>> It can mean more than that, like joining organizations and gardening.

>>
>> Does a marriage which ends up with "joining organizations and gardening"
>> strike you as humorous?

>
> That's the way it was among people our parent's age. Does a marriage
> that ends when one person murders the other strike you as humorous?


I find humor in nearly everything. Life is better when you can do that. In
this case, the joke was obviously in the spirit of The Lockhorns.
(http://www.thelockhorns.com/)

Bob



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