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A little Jew boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into
his parents room and sees them having sex.
The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should
go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to
explain," said the

mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over
it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go
talk to the little Jew. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons
room he hears an

empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish
- Thump- Thump The Jews father, very confused, slams the door open and
sees his son

balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just
really going to town on it.
The Jews father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The Jew boy
replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?!?!

liten up; LOL and LAFF FFS :-)))!

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On Nov 25, 4:38*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> A little Jew boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into
> his parents room and sees them having sex.
> The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should
> go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to
> explain," said the
>
> mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over
> it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
>
> After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go
> talk to the little Jew. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons
> room he hears an
>
> empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish
> - Thump- Thump The Jews father, very confused, slams the door open and
> sees his son
>
> balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just
> really going to town on it.
> The Jews father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The Jew boy
> replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?!?!
>
> liten up; LOL and LAFF FFS :-)))!
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
> sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008


What does the Jew part have to do with the joke?

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>,
Trollberg > wrote:

> What does the Jew part have to do with the joke?


What does the entire post have to do with Bay Area broadcasting?

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On Nov 25, 2:28*pm, Trollberg > wrote:
> On Nov 25, 4:38*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
>
>
> > A little Jew boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into
> > his parents room and sees them having sex.
> > The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should
> > go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to
> > explain," said the

>
> > mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over
> > it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.

>
> > After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go
> > talk to the little Jew. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons
> > room he hears an

>
> > empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish
> > - Thump- Thump The Jews father, very confused, slams the door open and
> > sees his son

>
> > balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just
> > really going to town on it.
> > The Jews father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The Jew boy
> > replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?!?!

>
> > liten up; LOL and LAFF FFS :-)))!

>
> > --
> > Peter Lucas
> > Brisbane
> > Australia
> > sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008

>
> What does the Jew part have to do with the joke?


it's got nothing to do with it, its cuz asshole lawyers without
clients like who can't tell a perfectly good joke
without ****ing it up with useless antisemitism is prolly also a lousy
stinking musician and cook too ...

-bdn-

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On Thu, 25 Nov 2010 14:28:02 -0800 (PST), Trollberg >
wrote:

>On Nov 25, 4:38*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
>> A little Jew boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into
>> his parents room and sees them having sex.
>> The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should
>> go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to
>> explain," said the
>>
>> mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over
>> it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
>>
>> After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go
>> talk to the little Jew. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons
>> room he hears an
>>
>> empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish
>> - Thump- Thump The Jews father, very confused, slams the door open and
>> sees his son
>>
>> balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just
>> really going to town on it.
>> The Jews father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The Jew boy
>> replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?!?!
>>
>> liten up; LOL and LAFF FFS :-)))!
>>
>> --
>> Peter Lucas
>> Brisbane
>> Australia
>> sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008

>
>What does the Jew part have to do with the joke?


This rubbish post, is not from a sane person whose first language is
English.


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On Thu, 25 Nov 2010 15:13:59 -0800, John Higdon >
wrote:

>In article
>,
> Trollberg > wrote:
>
>> What does the Jew part have to do with the joke?

>
>What does the entire post have to do with Bay Area broadcasting?


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On Nov 25, 4:38*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> A little Jew boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into
> his parents room and sees them having sex.
> The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should
> go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to
> explain," said the
>
> mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over
> it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
>
> After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go
> talk to the little Jew. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons
> room he hears an
>
> empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish
> - Thump- Thump The Jews father, very confused, slams the door open and
> sees his son
>
> balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just
> really going to town on it.
> The Jews father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The Jew boy
> replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?!?!
>
> liten up; LOL and LAFF FFS :-)))!
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
> sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008


Peter Lucas, card-carrying member of A.S.S. (Anti-Semitic Shits)
organization
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On Nov 25, 5:28*pm, Trollberg > wrote:

> > sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008


I've been doing the same thing since about 1991. What took you so
long?

> What does the Jew part have to do with the joke?


I was wondering that myself.

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I don't know about this week, but a few weeks ago it was the subject
line about Peter fingering Om. Enough to gag a maggot.

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On Sat, 27 Nov 2010 01:05:22 -0800 (PST), Bryan
> wrote:

> I don't know about this week


<snip>
> --Bryan


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