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For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
the holidays. My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
a great big goose. Have you had any experience with a goose? I don't
want to mess up this relationship.
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Absolutely Contrary Mary wrote:

> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
> the holidays. My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
> a great big goose. Have you had any experience with a goose? I don't
> want to mess up this relationship.


Make sure you have a couple of big jugs and a nice bit of crumpet to go
along with the "great big goose."
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On Dec 21, 8:36*am, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely Contrary Mary)
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> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
> the holidays. *My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
> a great big goose. *Have you had any experience with a goose? *I don't
> want to mess up this relationship.


Try this!

http://tinyurl.com/38mqnky

Merry Christmas!
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2010 13:36:37 GMT, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely
Contrary Mary) wrote:

>For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
>the holidays. My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
>a great big goose. Have you had any experience with a goose? I don't
>want to mess up this relationship.


Keep sucking his dick... he'll never leave you.
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On Dec 21, 5:36*am, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely Contrary Mary)
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> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
> the holidays. *My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
> a great big goose. *Have you had any experience with a goose? *I don't
> want to mess up this relationship.


What? You have a "new" gentleman friend? If you goof up cooking the
goose and you're afraid of messing up the relationship...then you need
a different relationship. OTOH...you didn't say your new friend is
bring a real goose so perhaps you're just talking about him goosing
you.


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Keep sucking his dick... he'll never leave you.

Well according to your logic Sheldumb you must live alone because you
couldn't please any woman.

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"Absolutely Contrary Mary" <Don'tBetOnIt@Here.> wrote in message
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> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
> the holidays. My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
> a great big goose. Have you had any experience with a goose? I don't
> want to mess up this relationship.




Sounds like he's into anal sex to me. . . You need to ask 'Ragnar' about
that kind of sex. I hear he's the group's (fat acceptance) self-proclaimed
expert.

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On Tue, 21 Dec 2010 12:05:30 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
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>On Dec 21, 5:36=A0am, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely Contrary Mary)
>wrote:
>> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
>> the holidays. =A0My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
>> a great big goose. =A0Have you had any experience with a goose? =A0I don'=

>t
>> want to mess up this relationship.

>
>What? You have a "new" gentleman friend? If you goof up cooking the
>goose and you're afraid of messing up the relationship...then you need
>a different relationship. OTOH...you didn't say your new friend is
>bring a real goose so perhaps you're just talking about him goosing
>you.


Heh. This is the first time I've heard the term, "goosing" in over 50
yrs. I recall my grandparents and their cohorts using the term and
giggling like mischievous adolescents.
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2010 06:02:25 -0800 (PST), "Mr. Bill"
> wrote:

>On Dec 21, 8:36*am, Don'tBetOnIt@Here. (Absolutely Contrary Mary)
>wrote:
>> For years my gentleman friend brought over a freshly-killed turkey for
>> the holidays. *My new gentleman friend said that he's going to give me
>> a great big goose. *Have you had any experience with a goose? *I don't
>> want to mess up this relationship.

>
>Try this!
>
>http://tinyurl.com/38mqnky
>
>Merry Christmas!


The colloquial term "giving someone a goose" has absolutely nothing
to do with cooking.

You might want to freshen up your knowledge of slang language.

Joe
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