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How many Brisbane flood survivors can it take to change a lightbulb?
None theres no electricity!
Why have sales of washing up liquid increased in brisbane? coz
everyone is washing up on the beach!!
Why does Brisbane children have very clean clothes? Because their
parents have gone over the top with the Tide!
How many died in the disaster? Not enough!

LOL! :-)))
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Schiffner wrote:

> Only that recently? I've been anti-pc for 20+ years. A spade is a
> spade...a wop is a wop


and a dickhead is a dickhead
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On Jan 14, 6:48*am, "ViLco" > wrote:
> Schiffner wrote:
> > Only that recently? I've been anti-pc for 20+ years. A spade is a
> > spade...a wop is a wop

>
> and a dickhead is a dickhead
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> ViLco
> Let the liquor do the thinking
> Fottiti, giobbace


That's asshole to you wops
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Funny,

I hear the shelves in the shops are empty.
That's what happens when you have a liquidation sale!
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On Jan 14, 8:01*am, Station X > wrote:
> Funny,
>
> I hear the shelves in the shops are empty.
> That's what happens when you have a liquidation sale!


Yep, momma always said to wear my hip wader to one of them...they
aren't just for tending the alpaca's.


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On Jan 14, 9:26*am, Peter Lucas
> wrote:
> How many Brisbane flood survivors can it take to change a lightbulb?
> None theres no electricity!
> Why have sales of washing up liquid increased in brisbane? coz
> everyone is washing up on the beach!!
> Why does Brisbane children have very clean clothes? Because their
> parents have gone over the top with the Tide!
> How many died in the disaster? Not enough!
>
> LOL! :-)))
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> sticking it to ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008


Your credibillity as an Australian are extremely limited.
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