Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread. Since
I got up this morning I've been farting all day. Not just any farts but
foul ones that smell like something died in there. I've also been shitting
all day. The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know like after
you eat Mexican food. Is this supposed to happen when you eat salmon? How
do I make it stop?

On Jan 28, 5:15*pm, "kenny" > wrote:
> Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread. *Since
> I got up this morning I've been farting all day. *Not just any farts but
> foul ones that smell like something died in there. *I've also been shitting
> all day. *The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know like after
> you eat Mexican food. *Is this supposed to happen when you eat salmon? *How
> do I make it stop?

Thanks for sharing, Kenny.

On Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:16:21 -0800 (PST), trijcomm
>wrote:

>On Jan 28, 5:15*pm, "kenny" > wrote:
>> Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread. *Since
>> I got up this morning I've been farting all day. *Not just any farts but
>> foul ones that smell like something died in there. *I've also been shitting
>> all day. *The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know like after
>> you eat Mexican food. *Is this supposed to happen when you eat salmon? *How
>> do I make it stop?
>
>Thanks for sharing, Kenny.

You 'Mickey'd' him and had you way with him did you Janis?

"kenny" > wrote:

>Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread. Since
>I got up this morning I've been farting all day. Not just any farts but
>foul ones that smell like something died in there. I've also been shitting
>all day. The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know like after
>you eat Mexican food. Is this supposed to happen when you eat salmon? How
>do I make it stop?

Sounds like Sarah Palin and her family have moved into your intestines.

And they want to do to the US what they did to your digestive system...

"kenny" > wrote in message
...
> Last night for dinner I had salmon with mayonnaise on french bread. Since
> I got up this morning I've been farting all day. Not just any farts but
> foul ones that smell like something died in there. I've also been
> shitting all day. The kind of shits that are sticky and hot, you know
> like after you eat Mexican food. Is this supposed to happen when you eat
> salmon? How do I make it stop?

2 six packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

On Jan 28, 6:15*pm, "kenny" > wrote:
>

You must be a Democrat!