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New Zealand Race Horses

Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?

a. Superior breeding.
b. Superior training.
c. Superior breeding and training.
d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...


....and has nothing do do with lamb chops. heheh

On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

> New Zealand Race Horses
>
> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>
> a. Superior breeding.
> b. Superior training.
> c. Superior breeding and training.
> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...

I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". Just how is it you are
privy to this heretofore little known information?

nb

On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:

>On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
>> New Zealand Race Horses
>>
>> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>>
>> a. Superior breeding.
>> b. Superior training.
>> c. Superior breeding and training.
>> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>
>I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". Just how is it you are
>privy to this heretofore little known information?

Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.

On Jan 29, 10:35*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>
> >On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
> >> New Zealand Race Horses
>
> >> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>
> >> a. Superior breeding.
> >> b. Superior training.
> >> c. Superior breeding and training.
> >> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>
> >I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". *Just how is it you are
> >privy to this heretofore little known information?
>
> Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.

Actually Sheldon, I have stated that the only legitimate internal use
for
the stuff is as a lubricant for anal sex. It's certainly not a valid
foodstuff.

--Bryan

On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:15:17 -0800 (PST), Bryan
> wrote:

>On Jan 29, 10:35*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>>
>> >On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>
>> >> New Zealand Race Horses
>>
>> >> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>>
>> >> a. Superior breeding.
>> >> b. Superior training.
>> >> c. Superior breeding and training.
>> >> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>>
>> >I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". *Just how is it you are
>> >privy to this heretofore little known information?
>>
>> Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.
>
>Actually Sheldon, I have stated that the only legitimate internal use
>for the stuff is as a lubricant for anal sex.

So you readily admit to being the recipient of regular butt shafting.

On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 13:12:29 -0500, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:15:17 -0800 (PST), Bryan
> > wrote:
>
>>On Jan 29, 10:35*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>> On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>>>
>>> >On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> New Zealand Race Horses
>>>
>>> >> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>>>
>>> >> a. Superior breeding.
>>> >> b. Superior training.
>>> >> c. Superior breeding and training.
>>> >> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>>>
>>> >I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". *Just how is it you are
>>> >privy to this heretofore little known information?
>>>
>>> Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.
>>
>>Actually Sheldon, I have stated that the only legitimate internal use
>>for the stuff is as a lubricant for anal sex.
>
> So you readily admit to being the recipient of regular butt shafting.

<sheldon pricks up his ears>

blake

On Jan 29, 12:12*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:15:17 -0800 (PST), Bryan
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> >On Jan 29, 10:35*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> >> On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>
> >> >On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
> >> >> New Zealand Race Horses
>
> >> >> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>
> >> >> a. Superior breeding.
> >> >> b. Superior training.
> >> >> c. Superior breeding and training.
> >> >> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>
> >> >I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". *Just how is it you are
> >> >privy to this heretofore little known information?
>
> >> Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.
>
> >Actually Sheldon, I have stated that the only legitimate internal use
> >for the stuff is as a lubricant for anal sex. *
>
> So you readily admit to being the recipient of regular butt shafting.

Quite the contrary. If I were getting buggered I'd be the biggest fan
of Crisco, instead of a detractor.

--Bryan

On Sun, 30 Jan 2011 13:46:31 -0800 (PST), Bryan
> wrote:

>On Jan 29, 12:12*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:15:17 -0800 (PST), Bryan
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >On Jan 29, 10:35*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> >> On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>>
>> >> >On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> New Zealand Race Horses
>>
>> >> >> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>>
>> >> >> a. Superior breeding.
>> >> >> b. Superior training.
>> >> >> c. Superior breeding and training.
>> >> >> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>>
>> >> >I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". *Just how is it you are
>> >> >privy to this heretofore little known information?
>>
>> >> Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.
>>
>> >Actually Sheldon, I have stated that the only legitimate internal use
>> >for the stuff is as a lubricant for anal sex. *
>>
>> So you readily admit to being the recipient of regular butt shafting.
>
>Quite the contrary. If I were getting buggered I'd be the biggest fan
>of Crisco, instead of a detractor.

That's just a front you put up... or in your case I should say you put
up your rear. Bwrrrryan, you can't weasel... everyone knows you're a
ten pound can of Crisco a week filthy faggot.

On Sun, 30 Jan 2011 17:24:14 -0500, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> On Sun, 30 Jan 2011 13:46:31 -0800 (PST), Bryan
> > wrote:
>
>>On Jan 29, 12:12*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>> On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:15:17 -0800 (PST), Bryan
>>>
>>> > wrote:
>>> >On Jan 29, 10:35*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>> >> On 29 Jan 2011 14:32:19 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >On 2011-01-29, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >> New Zealand Race Horses
>>>
>>> >> >> Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
>>>
>>> >> >> a. Superior breeding.
>>> >> >> b. Superior training.
>>> >> >> c. Superior breeding and training.
>>> >> >> d. They have seen what happens to the sheep ...
>>>
>>> >> >I had no idea NZ horses were, in fact, "fast". *Just how is it you are
>>> >> >privy to this heretofore little known information?
>>>
>>> >> Ask Bwrrrryan why he's ascared of Crisco.
>>>
>>> >Actually Sheldon, I have stated that the only legitimate internal use
>>> >for the stuff is as a lubricant for anal sex. *
>>>
>>> So you readily admit to being the recipient of regular butt shafting.
>>
>>Quite the contrary. If I were getting buggered I'd be the biggest fan
>>of Crisco, instead of a detractor.
>
> That's just a front you put up... or in your case I should say you put
> up your rear. Bwrrrryan, you can't weasel... everyone knows you're a
> ten pound can of Crisco a week filthy faggot.

you can tell by the way he continually talks about butt****ing and
cocksucking...oh, wait, that's you. my mistake.

blake