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Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
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Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
"ImStillMags" > wrote in message ... > http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. I agree with him. I just can't see it happening. :( |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
On 2/2/2011 5:50 PM, ImStillMags wrote:
> http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, too bad many of the suggestions are common-sense ways to improve many things, especially the bottom lines for many budgets -- for states & federal! Since it makes too much sense, it can't work, right? But of course, the 'gubmints' can't operate that way - too many politicians with too many interests that aren't 'of the people, for the people, or by the people' (well, however that saying goes)! Sky -- Ultra Ultimate Kitchen Rule - Use the Timer! Ultimate Kitchen Rule -- Cook's Choice!! |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:50:13 -0800 (PST), ImStillMags
> wrote: > http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. I agree too and especially liked this - Mandate truth in labeling. Nearly everything labeled “healthy” or “natural” is not. It’s probably too much to ask that “vitamin water” be called “sugar water with vitamins,” but that’s precisely what real truth in labeling would mean. -- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
ImStillMags wrote:
> > http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. What will food look like in the 22nd century? About the only thing we can say for certain is that it won't be anything like food today, but here are a few modest predictions: MASS-FREE FOOD -- the next generation of dieter's food beyond "fat- free" is "mass-free". These will be extremely light but strong edible structures made from freeze-dried agarose, the world's lightest solid material. The material is colored, flavored, and texturized to resemble bread, baked potato, etc. A "mass-free" hamburger on a bun will weigh only 1 gram. Don't put mustard or ketchup (preferred IUPAC nomenclature over "catsup") on it, because the water they contain will break down the structure of the freeze-dried agarose. RESTAURANTS -- direct brain-implant/virtual-reality technology will let people experience animal eating experiences. For example, you could directly experience what a cat feels when it catches and eats a mouse. Restaurants will specialize in particular eating experiences, for example they might have a yard populated by rabbits and a set of falcons. Or a large aquarium and some piranha. FAST FOOD -- with the excellence that will be available in food- experience restaurants and home food-entertainment centers, the lesser quality eat-out places will degenerate into a role where they provide food for purely nutritional purposes, for people who don't have time for a restaurant experience or home cooking. A fast food restaurant will be like a gas station, a place you stop on a long road trip to get re-fueled. Molecular assembly technology will allow a portable car unit to generate the delights of home cooking from a unit the size of an ash-tray, if the "fast food service station" can provide the necessary raw materials (e.g. glucose, amino acids, etc.) to tank up the food synthesis unit. SMART FOOD -- the development of edible semiconductors will allow snack chips, etc. to plead for its life prior to being eaten. "Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me! AAAHHHRRRGG!" SNACK FOOD -- In early 22nd century, the most popular snack food will be Nacho Critters edible robots by Nabisco. Based mostly on a wheat-corn alloy, fried in zero-calorie non-fat vegetable shortening, these are little crisp chips shaped like gingerbread men, but only about 1 1/4 inches tall (that's 2.733 decihectares, for our Canadian friends). When you open the bag, the sudden exposure to oxygen activates their neural circuitry and locomotive machinery which permits them to walk around for a few minutes. Open the bag, and they slowly walk out, then proceed in random directions. Left to themselves, it creates a real mess because they get into everything! Then they "die", which causes problems if you got ants. It's fun to put the critters in a big jar with a stopper on it and watch them crawl over each other trying to get out! Dogs and cats love Nacho Critters! FOOD WEAPONS -- with the ever-increasing population, disruption of food supplies will become increasingly common. To meet this problem, food weapons will be developed which can feed large numbers of people from the safety of a helicopter gunship. A food weapon would be aimed at the person being fed. The projectile would be a like the stinger of a honeybee, barbed to hold it in place and with a sac of chemicals which are pumped in through the stinger. Attempts to remove it before the sac was empty would be extremely painful. The stinger would time-release its contents, then shrivel up and drop off once it was empty. Birth-control chemicals, anti-AIDS drugs, and Prozac could be included in addition to the nutrient food chemicals. CARCINOGENIC FOOD -- advanced medical technology will make most human illnesses curable, including cancer. This will eliminate any reason not to eat the wide range of delicious food additives such as safrole that are currently banned. In fact, there's a wide range of wonderful new dangerous food additives waiting to be discovered! GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FOOD -- soon it will be possible to transfer genetic material between completely different animals. The dream of a cow that gives chocolate milk is fast approaching reality. How will this boon be used? Probably we'll make many of the same combinations we do today in convenience foods for the microwave, except the food would be grown in a pre-mixed, ready-to-eat condition. Instead of buying frozen, you'll buy live! It'll taste much better than frozen because it'll be real fresh, the animal not actually dying until about 30 seconds after you hit START on the microwave. You won't ever have to worry about your Chicken Cordon Bleu leaking, because it won't have a seam. Advertising jingles can be genetically programmed into the brains of food. Just stick the food in the oven, and in the last few seconds you hear "M'mm m'mm good, m'mm m'mm good, Campbell's ChickeAAAACK!" COOKING SHOWS -- advanced molecular replication technology will allow you to smell, taste, and even sample the food seen on cooking shows. They may also be used so that members of the audience can interact with the chef, sending him samples of their own recipes. And you can enjoy the same meal over and over again, just by popping the same tape in the TV. The TV and microwave oven are likely to converge into a single unit, responsible for both food and entertainment. FOOD SCARES -- the one disease completely untreatable by advanced medical technology is hypochondria. There will be rumors of software bombs implanted in food programming. These would range from just causing a case of gas, to making someone sick, to programming all the food animals to rise up at one time and take control of society. REUSEABLE FOOD -- a food flavor delivery system, consisting of a texture unit and rate-controlled flavor agent releasing system. It's sort of like a big piece of chewing gum, except the texture will be programmable (e.g., chewy like jerky, delicate and brittle like baklava, tender like meat). The flavor will also be programmable, by releasing different flavors in unique combinations. In fact, the flavor and texture can change while you're chewing it, so a complete meal with many courses can be enjoyed without even removing the device from your mouth. MICROSOFT FOOD -- the software which produces food from your standard PC architecture will literally have bugs in it. Malicious computer viruses invented by thirteen-year-olds will modify the executable file of Food for Windows so that when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie off the computer, it'll be filled on the inside with earwigs, worms, and cockroaches. PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD -- toward the end of the century, food robots will progress to the point where you can chase your food around the house, have sex with your food, and your food won't know it's food until you start eating it. Some of the lesser-willed members of society will fall in love with their food and want to get married to food, but the food industry will modify their products to keep that from happening before the food-lovers have enough political clout to obtain civil rights for food. RACE-SPECIFIC FLAVOR AND TEXTURE AGENTS -- as food hits tongue, food analyzes the DNA of the eater and decides what ethnic group they belong to. The flavor and texture of food then automatically adjusts (e.g. hotter for Mexicans and Thais, creamier for the French, a flavor component connoting "spoiled meat" for the British). |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
ImStillMags wrote:
> > http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. Disagree on one point: "Outlaw concentrated animal feeding operations and encourage the development of sustainable animal husbandry. The concentrated system degrades the environment, directly and indirectly, while torturing animals and producing tainted meat, poultry, eggs, and, more recently, fish." Baloney. Concentrated operations only appear to be damaging to the environment when seen (and smelled) up close because they have lots of manure in a small place. Distributed operations produce the same amount, but you don't see so much all in one place. When you have it in one place, you can apply technologies (like turning it into methane) that are not practical on the scale of a mom-and-pop farm. Also, a large operation can afford a vet and lab to catch occurrences of pathogens that are not detected by a mom-and-pop operation. But I agree with this: "We should provide food education for children (a new form of home ec, anyone?), cooking classes for anyone who wants them and even cooking assistance for those unable to cook for themselves." I want to fire all of the school cafeteria workers everywhere. Let the students use the facilities to prepare their own food. Students who know how to cook will have elevated status, which is how it should be. |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
On 2011-02-02, ImStillMags > wrote:
> http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. Basically, the same stuff hippies, health food advocates, and anyone with a brain have been advocating for half a century. He states nothing new or offers no new insights. It's never gonna happen cuz all the people who agree have no lobbying power. Soon as organic food farmers can raise more PAC funds than agribiz, we may see a dent. Otherwise, we're all going down the same yellow crap road. nb |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
ImStillMags wrote:
> http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. You know, I was quite impressed that he ended his column and is truly committed to this. Good ideas! -- Jean B. |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
Julie Bove wrote:
> "ImStillMags" > wrote in message > ... >> http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ >> >> He's right on as far as I'm concerned. > > I agree with him. I just can't see it happening. :( > > As I say about other things, as far as individuals go (as vs the government--we can only hope it wises up), it is each of us that adds up to the whole. We can get back into doing a lot more home cooking. We can encourage local farmers et al. whose standards we agree with. We can buy products that are wholesome and (as far as we know) uncontaminated. -- Jean B. |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
sf wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:50:13 -0800 (PST), ImStillMags > > wrote: > >> http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ >> >> He's right on as far as I'm concerned. > > I agree too and especially liked this - > > Mandate truth in labeling. Nearly everything labeled “healthy” or > “natural” is not. It’s probably too much to ask that “vitamin water” > be called “sugar water with vitamins,” but that’s precisely what real > truth in labeling would mean. > I would like to see more meaningful labels. For starters, where are the components from, not just where a product was manufactured. -- Jean B. |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
Mark Thorson > wrote:
>Baloney. Concentrated operations only appear to be >damaging to the environment when seen (and smelled) >up close because they have lots of manure in a small >place. Distributed operations produce the same amount, >but you don't see so much all in one place. When you >have it in one place, you can apply technologies (like >turning it into methane) that are not practical on the >scale of a mom-and-pop farm. > >Also, a large operation can afford a vet and lab to catch >occurrences of pathogens that are not detected by a >mom-and-pop operation. One impact of CAFO has been to drive down the price of meat/poultry so that Americans consume way more of these products than they otherwise would. This, in turn, creates a larger impact on the environment than is necessary. Want a dead zone in the Gulf? Eat more meat. Offshore drilling unnecessary. Steve |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:50:13 -0800 (PST), ImStillMags wrote:
> http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. i don't think you can provide the variety of food at (sorta) low prices to people that they are now used to without relying to some extent on factory-scale farming. (now, if you want to limit eating meat to once or twice a week, maybe.) i'd be careful what you wish for - the diet of most people before, say, 1900 was not all that exciting. i'm not saying the current system is perfect, but that the idealized past never really existed. your pal, blake |
Mark Bittman has an opinion piece about the future of our food
blake murphy wrote: > > On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:50:13 -0800 (PST), ImStillMags wrote: > > > http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com...or-the-future/ > > > > He's right on as far as I'm concerned. > > i don't think you can provide the variety of food at (sorta) low prices to > people that they are now used to without relying to some extent on > factory-scale farming. (now, if you want to limit eating meat to once or > twice a week, maybe.) i'd be careful what you wish for - the diet of most > people before, say, 1900 was not all that exciting. > > i'm not saying the current system is perfect, but that the idealized past > never really existed. > > your pal, > blake There are only two options: - Control the human population - Live with the need for factory scale farming. |
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