Pretending To Be Married

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1 a.m., the man leaned over
and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f **king blanket!"
After a brief moment of silence ... he farted.

"Brooklyn1" <Gravesend1> wrote in message
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> Pretending To Be Married
>
> A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
> other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
> transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
> sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he
> in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1 a.m., the man leaned over
> and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
> would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
> blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married."
> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
> "Good," she replied. "Get your own f **king blanket!"
> After a brief moment of silence ... he farted.
>
>

An oldie but as goodie!

LOL

Dimitri