I was in the checkout line at the market when a guy asks the checker,
"Where's the ammonia?" The checker says, "I don't think we carry that
anymore." The checker looks to the ass't. manager, who's bagging
groceries, for confirmation. "Yeah," the ass't. manager says, "it can
be used to make bombs, so we don't carry it anymore."

You have to be kidding me. You HAVE to be kidding me. What's next? You
can't get fertilizer at Home Depot?

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

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