Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
and heavens it is funny!

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ry?id=10065885

"ItsJoanNotJoann" > wrote in message
...
>
> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> and heavens it is funny!
>
> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ry?id=10065885
***********************
I used to work with a woman who would put on makeup while driving. I never
understood why she didn't put an eye out with a mascara wand. But this
shaving thing takes the cake!

Jill

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
>
> "ItsJoanNotJoann" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
>> and heavens it is funny!
>>
>> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ry?id=10065885
> ***********************
> I used to work with a woman who would put on makeup while driving. I
> never understood why she didn't put an eye out with a mascara wand. But
> this shaving thing takes the cake!
>
> Jill
A couple of years ago on a highway near where I live, a young woman driving
to work was putting on her makeup. She lost control and the car crossed the
median and collided head-on with a large truck. Death was a high price to
pay.

Omelet > wrote in
news
> In article
> >,
> ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote:
>
>> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
>> and heavens it is funny!
>>
>> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...g-privates/sto
>> ry?id= 10065885
>
> The gene pool needs a little more chlorine...




It needs a shitload of Flock, and then a good vaccum to get the crap out.



--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed

On May 3, 12:49*am, ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote:
> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> and heavens it is funny!
>
> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ving-privates/...

I could lend her a straight razor. I's be DELIGHTED to lend her a
straight razor.

Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.

On May 3, 9:37*am, "jmcquown" > wrote:
> "ItsJoanNotJoann" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> > and heavens it is funny!
>
> >http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ving-privates/...
>
> ***********************
> I used to work with a woman who would put on makeup while driving. *I never
> understood why she didn't put an eye out with a mascara wand. *But this
> shaving thing takes the cake!
>
> Jill

Yup, that's even more bizarre than the guy I followed on our local
interstate who was reading a regular-size newspaper while driving -
even to the extent of opening it up, refolding it and then putting it
back down on the steering wheel. To be honest, the interstate wasn't
wall-to-wall, and cars could go along at a pretty good clip, not
surrounded by lots of traffic. But still!

N.

On 5/3/2011 12:49 AM, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
>
> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> and heavens it is funny!
>
> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ry?id=10065885

First of all, she's 37??? And second, she wasn't charged???? Nothing
else about the story surprises me.

In article >,
Cheryl > wrote:

> On 5/3/2011 12:49 AM, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
> >
> > Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> > and heavens it is funny!
> >
> > http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ivates/story?i
> > d=10065885
>
> First of all, she's 37??? And second, she wasn't charged???? Nothing
> else about the story surprises me.

Here's what the story said:

"So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless
driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with
no insurance. Judy was not charged. "

That was her booking photo on the page.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

On May 3, 7:17*pm, Cheryl > wrote:
> On 5/3/2011 12:49 AM, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
>
>
>
> > Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> > and heavens it is funny!
>
> >http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ving-privates/...
>
> First of all, she's 37??? And second, she wasn't charged???? *Nothing
> else about the story surprises me.

>
>
Judy is her husband or ex-husband's last name.

On May 3, 11:29*pm, Andy > wrote:
> Cheryl > wrote:
> > On 5/3/2011 12:49 AM, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
>
> >> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was
> >> reading and heavens it is funny!
>
> >>http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...s-car-shaving-
> privates/s
> >> tory?id=10065885
>
> > First of all, she's 37??? And second, she wasn't charged???? *Nothing
> > else about the story surprises me.
>
> About 10 years ago, five high school girls, well to do, from my local
> high school were all killed huffing hair spray aerosol driving in a car
> not too far from here, their car wrapped around a telephone pole.
>
> There were five trees planted in the park in their memory.
>
> They all had money. They could've bought booze, marijuana or cocaine and
> maybe been safer, but huffing??? They obviously weren't near the top of
> their class.
>
> What a tragic waste of life!

Tragic indeed, but at least it improved the gene pool.

Jerry
--
Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get.

On 2011-05-03, Nancy2 > wrote:
> even to the extent of opening it up, refolding it and then putting it
> back down on the steering wheel.

After 12 yrs of commuting 50-100 mi per day, nothing surprises me.
Reading drivers are far too common. The worst, I viewed from a
commute van I enjoyed for one yr. The reader was reading a hard cover
book. The book was lying open on the car seat BESIDE the driver!
Traffic speeds were 65-75 mph.

nb

On 2011-05-04, Cheryl > wrote:

> else about the story surprises me.

Not even the fact she looks like a cow and too fat to wear a bikini?

nb

On 05/05/2011 9:16 AM, notbob wrote:
> On 2011-05-03, > wrote:
>> even to the extent of opening it up, refolding it and then putting it
>> back down on the steering wheel.
>
> After 12 yrs of commuting 50-100 mi per day, nothing surprises me.
> Reading drivers are far too common. The worst, I viewed from a
> commute van I enjoyed for one yr. The reader was reading a hard cover
> book. The book was lying open on the car seat BESIDE the driver!
> Traffic speeds were 65-75 mph.

I was a truck driver for about 10 years and you get to see all sorts of
things going on in cars. People shave, put on makeup, curl their hair,
eat meals, read newspapers, magazines and books. There were some cell
phones back then but cell use was not as prevalent as it is now.

"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>>
>> "Jerry Avins" > wrote in message
>> news:04cc2ce1-f4b0-471e-8d0b-cb7918b0a664
> @q30g2000vbs.googlegroups.com.
>> ..
>>> On May 3, 11:29 pm, Andy > wrote:
>>>>
>>>> About 10 years ago, five high school girls, well to do, from my
>>>> local high school were all killed huffing hair spray aerosol driving
>>>> in a car not too far from here, their car wrapped around a telephone
>>>> pole.
>>>>
>>>> There were five trees planted in the park in their memory.
>>>>
>>>> They all had money. They could've bought booze, marijuana or cocaine
>>>> and maybe been safer, but huffing??? They obviously weren't near the
>>>> top of their class.
>>>>
>>>> What a tragic waste of life!
>>>
>>> Tragic indeed, but at least it improved the gene pool.
>>>
>>> Jerry
>>
>>
>> What does money have to do with it? When I was in high school (in the
>> 1970's) "huffing" (aka "bagging") PAM cooking spray was apparently a
>> big thing. I went to school with a guy who died from inhaling PAM
>> cooking spray in a baggie. Who ever thought up that brilliant idea?!
>>
>
> The money remark, I assumed was directed at me...
>
The remark means money has nothing to do with intellect.

Jill

On May 5, 9:13*am, Dave Smith > wrote:
> On 05/05/2011 9:16 AM, notbob wrote:
>
> > On 2011-05-03, > *wrote:
> >> even to the extent of opening it up, refolding it and then putting it
> >> back down on the steering wheel.
>
> > After 12 yrs of commuting 50-100 mi per day, nothing surprises me.
> > Reading drivers are far too common. *The worst, I viewed from a
> > commute van I enjoyed for one yr. *The reader was reading a hard cover
> > book. *The book was lying open on the car seat BESIDE the driver!
> > Traffic speeds were 65-75 mph.
>
> I was a truck driver for about 10 years and you get to see all sorts of
> things going on in cars. *People shave, put on makeup, curl their hair,
> eat meals, read newspapers, magazines and books. There were some cell
> phones back then but cell use was not as prevalent as it is now.

....and then there's always the in-car sex activities....viewable only
from someone in a tractor cab. LOL. I knew a couple truckers who
told really great stories.

N.

On 2011-05-05, Nancy2 > wrote:

> ...and then there's always the in-car sex activities....viewable only
> from someone in a tractor cab.

Nonsense.

Six of us on our way to industrial trade show in a big ol' Ford 4-dr
sedan on Nimitz freeway, me in right rear seat. I jes happened to
glance over to my right and look right into the bright eyes of a
lovely young lass giving an enthusiastic BJ to the driver of a brand
new Jeep w/ canvas top and doors, the doors having plastic windows
down to the Jeep's floor. I chuckled and told the rest of the guys in
our car who did an immediate right face to view said lovely lass going
about her business at exact eye level as all of us and cruising steady
a mere five feet away. We stared. She stared. I never realized,
till then, a girl could manage an ear-to-ear grin with her mouth full!

nb

On 5/3/2011 9:40 PM, Dan Abel wrote:
> In >,
> > wrote:
>
>> On 5/3/2011 12:49 AM, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
>>>
>>> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
>>> and heavens it is funny!
>>>
>>> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...ivates/story?i
>>> d=10065885
>>
>> First of all, she's 37??? And second, she wasn't charged???? Nothing
>> else about the story surprises me.
>
> Here's what the story said:
>
> "So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless
> driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with
> no insurance. Judy was not charged. "
>
> That was her booking photo on the page.
>

Ok, Judy wasn't charged. I didn't note the driver's name when I was
reading it. Thanks.

On 5/5/2011 9:19 AM, notbob wrote:
> On 2011-05-04, > wrote:
>
>> else about the story surprises me.
>
> Not even the fact she looks like a cow and too fat to wear a bikini?

Least of all that. I thought she looked way older than 37.

In article >,
Cheryl > wrote:

> On 5/3/2011 9:40 PM, Dan Abel wrote:
> > In >,
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> On 5/3/2011 12:49 AM, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Someone sent me this earlier and I couldn't believe what I was reading
> >>> and heavens it is funny!
> >>>
> >>> http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-wo...privates/story
> >>> ?i
> >>> d=10065885
> >>
> >> First of all, she's 37??? And second, she wasn't charged???? Nothing
> >> else about the story surprises me.
> >
> > Here's what the story said:
> >
> > "So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless
> > driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with
> > no insurance. Judy was not charged. "
> >
> > That was her booking photo on the page.
> >
> Ok, Judy wasn't charged. I didn't note the driver's name when I was
> reading it. Thanks.

Well, it was pretty confusing. Judy was the ex-husband of the driver.

When I was a kid, our family doctor was named Judy. Dr. Fred Judy. He
was in practice with his wife, but we never saw her. They were an odd
couple. He was short and thin. She was very large.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

On 05/05/2011 3:48 PM, Nancy2 wrote:

>>
>> I was a truck driver for about 10 years and you get to see all sorts of
>> things going on in cars. People shave, put on makeup, curl their hair,
>> eat meals, read newspapers, magazines and books. There were some cell
>> phones back then but cell use was not as prevalent as it is now.
>
> ...and then there's always the in-car sex activities....viewable only
> from someone in a tractor cab. LOL. I knew a couple truckers who
> told really great stories.
>

I saw lots of of short skirts hiked up but no in car sex going on.
Truckers are full of stories, and most of them are just stories. When I
worked in commercial vehicle enforcement I used to monitor the CB once
in a while. I could not do it more for long periods because there was
too much BS. One day I was in my cruiser and passing a tractor trailer.
The next thing I knew, I am hearing on the CB about how there was a DOT
passing the truck and the driver ... me... was playing games on my
laptop. My brief case was on the passenger seat and and I was tapping
on it in time to the music. I admit that the music was cranked up
pretty loud, but it was not a computer.

"Dave Smith" > wrote
>
> I saw lots of of short skirts hiked up but no in car sex going on.
> Truckers are full of stories, and most of them are just stories.

Here in CT there was a court case recently. An unmarried couple was in an
accident after leaving a bar. He was killed and the Mercedes sports car was
severely damaged and both were tossed from the car. No one investigating
was able to determine who was driving, but the man's family sued the woman
saying she was driving and liable. Here defense in court: "I could not
have been driving, I was giving him a BJ when we crashed"

On 2011-05-07, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:


> saying she was driving and liable. Here defense in court: "I could not
> have been driving, I was giving him a BJ when we crashed"

What's the jury make-up, women to men?

nb

"notbob" > wrote in message
...
> On 2011-05-07, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>
>> saying she was driving and liable. Here defense in court: "I could not
>> have been driving, I was giving him a BJ when we crashed"
>
> What's the jury make-up, women to men?
>
> nb
>

Not sure, but I believe she was given a not guilty.

"notbob" > wrote in message
...
> On 2011-05-07, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>
>> saying she was driving and liable. Here defense in court: "I could not
>> have been driving, I was giving him a BJ when we crashed"
>
> What's the jury make-up, women to men?
>
> nb
>

Could give new meaning to a "hung jury"