BIG Trouble

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in
the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand
new bathroom scale. Funeral services for her husband have been set for
Saturday ...

Brooklyn1 wrote:
> BIG Trouble
>
> A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his
> wedding anniversary.
> "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there
> had better be something
> in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in
> two seconds flat!"
> The next morning, the wife looked outside and
> saw a small package in
> the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it
> .... and found a brand
> new bathroom scale. Funeral services for her
> husband have been set for
> Saturday ...

I first heard that about 20 years ago.....