Dr. Phil
 

Dr. Phil

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Phil to see about enlarging her
breasts. Dr Phil told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your
nipples and say, 'Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies'."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
great boobs! One morning she was running late for work, got on the
bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she
might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got
right out there in the aisle and started chanting "Scooby, doobie,
doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you
a patient of Dr. Phil's by any chance?" "Why, yes, I am. How did you
know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory, dickory,
dock ... "