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![]() At The Sawmill Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw. So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital. Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising". And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this time he severs his head. Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to the hospital. Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick's doing. The nurse breaks down and cries. "He's dead," she says. Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in." "No", says the nurse, "Some dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated." |
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On May 24, 7:24*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> At The Sawmill > > Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. > One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big > bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it > and Mick to the local hospital. *Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital > and asks after Mick. *The nurse says, *"Oh he's out in Rehab > exercising". *Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back > exercising his now re-attached arm. *The very next day he's back at > work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and > severs his leg on another bloody big saw. *So Paddy puts the limb in a > plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital. > Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. > The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising". > And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the > treadmill. *And very soon Mick comes back to work. > But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this > time he severs his head. *Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag > and transports it and Mick to the hospital. *Next day he goes in and > asks the nurse how Mick's doing. *The nurse breaks down and cries. > "He's dead," she says. *Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised. > "I suppose the saw finally did him in." *"No", says the nurse, "Some > dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated." LOL |
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On May 25, 12:03*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote: > On May 24, 7:24*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > At The Sawmill > > > Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. > > One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big > > bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it > > and Mick to the local hospital. *Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital > > and asks after Mick. *The nurse says, *"Oh he's out in Rehab > > exercising". *Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back > > exercising his now re-attached arm. *The very next day he's back at > > work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and > > severs his leg on another bloody big saw. *So Paddy puts the limb in a > > plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital. > > Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. > > The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising". > > And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the > > treadmill. *And very soon Mick comes back to work. > > But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this > > time he severs his head. *Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag > > and transports it and Mick to the hospital. *Next day he goes in and > > asks the nurse how Mick's doing. *The nurse breaks down and cries. > > "He's dead," she says. *Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised. > > "I suppose the saw finally did him in." *"No", says the nurse, "Some > > dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated." > > LOL You finally got it? |
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On May 25, 2:06*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On May 25, 12:03*pm, projectile vomit chick > > > > > > > wrote: > > On May 24, 7:24*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote: > > > > At The Sawmill > > > > Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. > > > One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big > > > bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it > > > and Mick to the local hospital. *Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital > > > and asks after Mick. *The nurse says, *"Oh he's out in Rehab > > > exercising". *Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back > > > exercising his now re-attached arm. *The very next day he's back at > > > work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and > > > severs his leg on another bloody big saw. *So Paddy puts the limb in a > > > plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital. > > > Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. > > > The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising". > > > And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the > > > treadmill. *And very soon Mick comes back to work. > > > But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this > > > time he severs his head. *Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag > > > and transports it and Mick to the hospital. *Next day he goes in and > > > asks the nurse how Mick's doing. *The nurse breaks down and cries. > > > "He's dead," she says. *Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised. > > > "I suppose the saw finally did him in." *"No", says the nurse, "Some > > > dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated." > > > LOL > > You finally got it? No, I just read it a few minutes ago. Unlike you, I don't sit around on RFC hitting the *refresh* button every other minute. I have a life. Now run along, champ. |
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On May 25, 12:15*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote: > On May 25, 2:06*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > On May 25, 12:03*pm, projectile vomit chick > > > > wrote: > > > On May 24, 7:24*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote: > > > > > At The Sawmill > > > > > Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. > > > > One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big > > > > bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it > > > > and Mick to the local hospital. *Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital > > > > and asks after Mick. *The nurse says, *"Oh he's out in Rehab > > > > exercising". *Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back > > > > exercising his now re-attached arm. *The very next day he's back at > > > > work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and > > > > severs his leg on another bloody big saw. *So Paddy puts the limb in a > > > > plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital. > > > > Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. > > > > The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising". > > > > And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the > > > > treadmill. *And very soon Mick comes back to work. > > > > But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this > > > > time he severs his head. *Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag > > > > and transports it and Mick to the hospital. *Next day he goes in and > > > > asks the nurse how Mick's doing. *The nurse breaks down and cries.. > > > > "He's dead," she says. *Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised. > > > > "I suppose the saw finally did him in." *"No", says the nurse, "Some > > > > dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated." > > > > LOL > > > You finally got it? > > No, I just read it a few minutes ago. *Unlike you, I don't sit around > on RFC hitting the *refresh* button every other minute. *I have a > life. *Now run along, champ. No one has a life in Nebraska...that's why I got out. |
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