On Jun 6, 6:34*pm, Omelet > wrote:
> Humor? *Depends on the point of view...


I used to hunt Elephant in the Rocky Mountains in Northern British
Columbia, Canada. There was a tribe of them what excaped from the
Milwaukee Zoo. They hoofed it on up into Northern Ontario, then
headed west. They're easy to catch. I use a 100# compound bow, and
shoot them in the heels. It takes a couple of days, but eventually
they slow down enough that I can come in close and cut their heart
out.
Don't even get me started on the baby harp seal hunt.