"San Fran-CANNIBAL!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in disgust after hearing
from the desk clerk at the Beck's Motel about the rash of child
killings by the Sons of Belial, the ancient Atlantians who had
reincarnated and moved to San Francisco as drug dealers and psychic
Satanists a decade ago. "I am grateful to hear that the F.B.I.
castrated their leader in public in front of the Marina Safeway last
week. I am calling on The Sons of The One God and rereading "Edgar
Cayce on Atlantis" to help!"

"San Francannibal is what THE Sons of Belial called the city," he
said. "I was walking my dog in Alta Plaza Park last week and a woman's
two year old child was taken from her by a heroin crazed, starving
drug user, his throat slit and his flesh eaten raw in front of her!
And it was becoming a common occurance--at least one a day! The Sons
of The Belial said: "They taste the best!"

Now, thanks to the 200,000 and counting members of the United States
Justice Department and all branches of the military I am seeing the
cleansing of San Francisco, the Bay Area, Cleveland, Ohio and
eventually all cities in the United States of America. We are going to
be 110% drug free under President John Kerry, who is Jesus
reincarnated (John Edwards is John The Baptist). Our justice will be
like Singapore's—starting now! I am calling on Cosmic Justice and The
Ashtar Command to help (I do a Yahoo! search of that and usually go to
the Spirit Express website and read their transmissions).

"The being who will be The Second Coming of Christ is in San Francisco
watching all and praying and helping. He was formerly Thomas
Jefferson and hoping is his soul mate Jack Kerouac--who was John
Adams--will walk into a vehicle soon so that they can be together as
husband and husband as they were in Philadelphia in 1789. All The
Founding Fathers were ***, by the way!"

"It's the only way!" said Sheryl Ann, giving me the eye again.

"About half of the 300,000 or so evil beings in San
Francisco—investigation extending to the entire Bay Area—have been
arrested. But there needs to be more manpower. I am letting you know
that it was just revealed that many of the major hotels are overseen
by serial killers and are serving human flesh as pork and storing the
bodies in walk-in freezers in the kitchens there. About ten tourists a
day were disappearing until the FBI started their operation in the
city 15 days ago.

"Ten tourists a day!" I exclaimed.

"But not HERE!" he said, cheerily.

"Much has changed but there is much to be done. At least all the drug
dealers behind in their rent were summarily evicted yesterday and all
the buses are being driven by Operation San Francisco Agents. The evil
ones have been reduced to eating their dogs . . . or each other."

"Their DOGS!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in horror, clutching little Puffy
The Poodle to her breast in horror. "I am asking God for a perfect
solution and going to http://www.tsl.org and joining The Keepers of
The Flame Fraternity like Oprah, Barbra Streisand and Jimmy Carter and
http://www.eckankar.com and joining that, like Robert Palmer. It takes
every kind of people to bring about world transformation and these
times need the highest spiritual paths available!"

With this she began teaching Puffy to sing "Hu" an Eckankar love song
to God or Sugmad, right there in the little office of the Beck's
Motel.

All I heard was a little whimper from Puffy and this psychic message:
"I am not that advanced. She's holding me too tight. When do we get to
eat . . . and see . . . Prince Oromasis, Shakespeare's Oberon. I hear
Thomas Jefferson was once him and he cares about us, the animal
kingdom. Call on all from Findhorn like he does to help the
environment--and The Oracle at Delphi for greater psychic clarity, if
you want to be even clearer than Sylvia Browne."


San Francisco Pork

3/4 cup white sugar
1/3 cup cider vinegar
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon dried red chile pepper
4 cups diced rhubarb
1/2 cup chopped red onion
1/3 cup golden raisins
1 1/2 pounds pork tenderloin
2 teaspoons ground cumin
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 sprigs fresh cilantro, for garnish

To make the chutney: Combine sugar, vinegar, ginger, garlic, cumin,
cinnamon, cloves and red pepper in a large saucepan. Bring to simmer
over low heat, stirring occasionally, until sugar dissolves. Add
rhubarb, onion and raisins. Increase heat to medium-high and cook
until rhubarb is tender and mixture thickens slightly. Remove from
heat and let cool completely. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200
degrees C). To cook pork: Sprinkle pork with cumin, salt and pepper.
Heat oil in large, heavy skillet over high heat. Add pork and brown on
all sides, about 5 minutes. Transfer pork to roasting pan. Brush with
6 tablespoons of the chutney. Place in preheated oven, brushing
occasionally with 6 more tablespoons chutney. Cook until thermometer
inserted into center registers 155 degrees, about 25 minutes. Slice
pork into medallions. Garnish with cilantro sprigs and serve with
remaining chutney.

"Buffy Lyer" > wrote in message
om...
> "San Fran-CANNIBAL!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in disgust after hearing
> from the desk clerk at the Beck's Motel about the rash of child
> killings by the Sons of Belial, the ancient Atlantians who had
> reincarnated and moved to San Francisco as drug dealers and psychic
> Satanists a decade ago. "I am grateful to hear that the F.B.I.
> castrated their leader in public in front of the Marina Safeway last
> week.
<big snip>

Excellent satire!

Charlie

Dear "Buffy",

Stay in school, you're not as good as the others.

```````````````````

On 26 Oct 2004 14:14:56 -0700, (Buffy
Lyer) wrote:

> "San Fran-CANNIBAL!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in disgust after hearing
> from the desk clerk at the Beck's Motel about the rash of child
> killings by the Sons of Belial, the ancient Atlantians who had
> reincarnated and moved to San Francisco as drug dealers and psychic
> Satanists a decade ago. "I am grateful to hear that the F.B.I.
> castrated their leader in public in front of the Marina Safeway last
> week. I am calling on The Sons of The One God and rereading "Edgar
> Cayce on Atlantis" to help!"
>
> "San Francannibal is what THE Sons of Belial called the city," he
> said. "I was walking my dog in Alta Plaza Park last week and a woman's
> two year old child was taken from her by a heroin crazed, starving
> drug user, his throat slit and his flesh eaten raw in front of her!
> And it was becoming a common occurance--at least one a day! The Sons
> of The Belial said: "They taste the best!"
>
> Now, thanks to the 200,000 and counting members of the United States
> Justice Department and all branches of the military I am seeing the
> cleansing of San Francisco, the Bay Area, Cleveland, Ohio and
> eventually all cities in the United States of America. We are going to
> be 110% drug free under President John Kerry, who is Jesus
> reincarnated (John Edwards is John The Baptist). Our justice will be
> like Singapore's€”starting now! I am calling on Cosmic Justice and The
> Ashtar Command to help (I do a Yahoo! search of that and usually go to
> the Spirit Express website and read their transmissions).
>
> "The being who will be The Second Coming of Christ is in San Francisco
> watching all and praying and helping. He was formerly Thomas
> Jefferson and hoping is his soul mate Jack Kerouac--who was John
> Adams--will walk into a vehicle soon so that they can be together as
> husband and husband as they were in Philadelphia in 1789. All The
> Founding Fathers were ***, by the way!"
>
> "It's the only way!" said Sheryl Ann, giving me the eye again.
>
> "About half of the 300,000 or so evil beings in San
> Francisco€”investigation extending to the entire Bay Area€”have been
> arrested. But there needs to be more manpower. I am letting you know
> that it was just revealed that many of the major hotels are overseen
> by serial killers and are serving human flesh as pork and storing the
> bodies in walk-in freezers in the kitchens there. About ten tourists a
> day were disappearing until the FBI started their operation in the
> city 15 days ago.
>
> "Ten tourists a day!" I exclaimed.
>
> "But not HERE!" he said, cheerily.
>
> "Much has changed but there is much to be done. At least all the drug
> dealers behind in their rent were summarily evicted yesterday and all
> the buses are being driven by Operation San Francisco Agents. The evil
> ones have been reduced to eating their dogs . . . or each other."
>
> "Their DOGS!" exclaimed Sheryl Ann in horror, clutching little Puffy
> The Poodle to her breast in horror. "I am asking God for a perfect
> solution and going to http://www.tsl.org and joining The Keepers of
> The Flame Fraternity like Oprah, Barbra Streisand and Jimmy Carter and
> http://www.eckankar.com and joining that, like Robert Palmer. It takes
> every kind of people to bring about world transformation and these
> times need the highest spiritual paths available!"
>
> With this she began teaching Puffy to sing "Hu" an Eckankar love song
> to God or Sugmad, right there in the little office of the Beck's
> Motel.
>
> All I heard was a little whimper from Puffy and this psychic message:
> "I am not that advanced. She's holding me too tight. When do we get to
> eat . . . and see . . . Prince Oromasis, Shakespeare's Oberon. I hear
> Thomas Jefferson was once him and he cares about us, the animal
> kingdom. Call on all from Findhorn like he does to help the
> environment--and The Oracle at Delphi for greater psychic clarity, if
> you want to be even clearer than Sylvia Browne."
>
>
> San Francisco Pork
>
> 3/4 cup white sugar
> 1/3 cup cider vinegar
> 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root
> 1 tablespoon garlic powder
> 1 teaspoon ground cumin
> 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
> 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
> 1/4 teaspoon dried red chile pepper
> 4 cups diced rhubarb
> 1/2 cup chopped red onion
> 1/3 cup golden raisins
> 1 1/2 pounds pork tenderloin
> 2 teaspoons ground cumin
> salt and pepper to taste
> 1 tablespoon olive oil
> 4 sprigs fresh cilantro, for garnish
>
> To make the chutney: Combine sugar, vinegar, ginger, garlic, cumin,
> cinnamon, cloves and red pepper in a large saucepan. Bring to simmer
> over low heat, stirring occasionally, until sugar dissolves. Add
> rhubarb, onion and raisins. Increase heat to medium-high and cook
> until rhubarb is tender and mixture thickens slightly. Remove from
> heat and let cool completely. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200
> degrees C). To cook pork: Sprinkle pork with cumin, salt and pepper.
> Heat oil in large, heavy skillet over high heat. Add pork and brown on
> all sides, about 5 minutes. Transfer pork to roasting pan. Brush with
> 6 tablespoons of the chutney. Place in preheated oven, brushing
> occasionally with 6 more tablespoons chutney. Cook until thermometer
> inserted into center registers 155 degrees, about 25 minutes. Slice
> pork into medallions. Garnish with cilantro sprigs and serve with
> remaining chutney.


sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 23:12:27 GMT, "Charles Gifford"
> wrote:

> <big snip>
>
> Excellent satire!

SATIRE, Mr. SoCal???

Obviously YOU don't care if it's uninformed and bad writing,
even if it stabs me in the heart.

<sob>


sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 23:12:27 GMT, "Charles Gifford"
> > wrote:
>
> > <big snip>
> >
> > Excellent satire!
>
> SATIRE, Mr. SoCal???
>
> Obviously YOU don't care if it's uninformed and bad writing,
> even if it stabs me in the heart.
>
> <sob>
>
>
> sf
> Practice safe eating - always use condiments

It is good satire and excellent writing. Perhaps you don't understand
satire. I'm sorry if you were upset because of it --- satire often has that
effect.

Charlie