On Aug 27, 11:16*pm, abd allah abd alrahman >
wrote:
> hi,Excuse me,

hi,Excuse me, suck a fart out of my asshole you ****ing ay-rab
****wad.

On Aug 28, 2:49*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:

> hi,Excuse me, suck a fart out of my asshole you ****ing ay-rab
> ****wad.


Hey bitch, I happen to be half arab myself, doesn't mean we're all
religious fanatics. We've got our fair share of them in this country
as well. But, as to the question, "How can we prove there is a God?",
I have the answer.

The way we can prove there is a God is to gang up on him and beat
him to death and then drag his godly corpse through the streets for
all to see. It won't be easy, it'll take a mighty effort. But if we
all get together we can take him down as one. We can drag him through
the streets or hang him from a pole. Or we could encase him in bullet-
proof glass and put him in a museum, allowing everyone to see him at
no charge - then slowly after many years, so slowly that no one
notices, we can begin to charge admission and never have to work
another day in our lives.

We can do it my brothers,
TJ

On Aug 28, 4:02*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
> On Aug 28, 2:49*pm, projectile vomit chick
>
> > wrote:
> > hi,Excuse me, suck a fart out of my asshole you ****ing ay-rab
> > ****wad.
>
> * *Hey bitch, I happen to be half arab myself, doesn't mean we're all
> religious fanatics. *We've got our fair share of them in this country
> as well. *But, as to the question, "How can we prove there is a God?",
> I have the answer.
>
> * * The way we can prove there is a God is to gang up on him and beat
> him to death and then drag his godly corpse through the streets for
> all to see. *It won't be easy, it'll take a mighty effort. *But if we
> all get together we can take him down as one. *We can drag him through
> the streets or hang him from a pole. *Or we could encase him in bullet-
> proof glass and put him in a museum, allowing everyone to see him at
> no charge - then slowly after many years, so slowly that no one
> notices, we can begin to charge admission and never have to work
> another day in our lives.
>
> We can do it my brothers,
> TJ

the vomit chick hasn't gotten laid in quite some time...hence the
attitude.

On Aug 29, 12:12*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:

> the vomit chick hasn't gotten laid in quite some time...hence the
> attitude.


I haven't been laid in a long time either, maybe we would make a
great couple. The difference between Vomit and Me is that my sexual
dry spell was entirely by design, not because I can't get laid. It's
available all the time, but I am older and less inclined to even give
a shit about such matters. And on those rare occasions when I get the
urge, I prefer to satisfy them by using porm as opposed to getting
involved with an actual human being. There is a desire for that to
happen from time to time, but I know in the long run it's just not
worth it. I enjoy Vomit's snarly attitude, but sometimes she is too
cliquish, responding only to those with whom she's corresponded in the
past, too scared and unsure of herself to try anything new - just like
me - which is another reason why I think we ought to get together.
But I want nothing to do with her or any women unless they meet my
standards, which are very high in the shallow department. From my
women I demand good looks and high intelligence at the same time, a
very rare combination. Even then a good sense of humor is required.
This makes it even less likely. I want my women to be very good
looking and highly intelligent, but not so intelligent to challenge
me, just intelligent enough to see my intelligence and comment on it
in an adoring and praising manner.

The Nephew of God,
TJ

On 30/08/2011 11:12 AM, Tommy Joe wrote:
> On Aug 29, 12:12 pm, Chemo the > wrote:
>
>> the vomit chick hasn't gotten laid in quite some time...hence the
>> attitude.
>
>
> I haven't been laid in a long time either, maybe we would make a
> great couple. The difference between Vomit and Me is that my sexual
> dry spell was entirely by design, not because I can't get laid. It's
> available all the time, but I am older and less inclined to even give
> a shit about such matters. And on those rare occasions when I get the
> urge, I prefer to satisfy them by using porm as opposed to getting
> involved with an actual human being. There is a desire for that to
> happen from time to time, but I know in the long run it's just not
> worth it. I enjoy Vomit's snarly attitude, but sometimes she is too
> cliquish, responding only to those with whom she's corresponded in the
> past, too scared and unsure of herself to try anything new - just like
> me - which is another reason why I think we ought to get together.
> But I want nothing to do with her or any women unless they meet my
> standards, which are very high in the shallow department. From my
> women I demand good looks and high intelligence at the same time, a
> very rare combination. Even then a good sense of humor is required.
> This makes it even less likely. I want my women to be very good
> looking and highly intelligent, but not so intelligent to challenge
> me, just intelligent enough to see my intelligence and comment on it
> in an adoring and praising manner.
>
> The Nephew of God,
> TJ

You actually believe that is a "chick"?

My, you are gullible.

"Tommy Joe" > wrote in message
...
On Aug 28, 2:49 pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:

> hi,Excuse me, suck a fart out of my asshole you ****ing ay-rab
> ****wad.


Hey bitch, I happen to be half arab myself, doesn't mean we're all
religious fanatics. We've got our fair share of them in this country
as well. But, as to the question, "How can we prove there is a God?",
I have the answer.

The way we can prove there is a God is to gang up on him and beat
him to death and then drag his godly corpse through the streets for
all to see. It won't be easy, it'll take a mighty effort. But if we
all get together we can take him down as one. We can drag him through
the streets or hang him from a pole. Or we could encase him in bullet-
proof glass and put him in a museum, allowing everyone to see him at
no charge - then slowly after many years, so slowly that no one
notices, we can begin to charge admission and never have to work
another day in our lives.

We can do it my brothers,
TJ

I had a dream I was talking to God when he suddenly sneezed, I didn't know
what to say to him.

On 8/29/2011 8:12 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:
> On Aug 29, 12:12 pm, Chemo the > wrote:
>
>> the vomit chick hasn't gotten laid in quite some time...hence the
>> attitude.
>

> I haven't been laid in a long time either,

No surprise here.


> And on those rare occasions when I get the
> urge, I prefer to satisfy them by using porm

Still no surprise.

> I want my women to be very good
> looking and highly intelligent, but not so intelligent to challenge
> me,

When you set the bar that low, you are seldom disappointed.

>just intelligent enough to see my intelligence and comment on it
> in an adoring and praising manner.

And the results are that you haven't been laid in a long time.

You and yourself should be very happy together.

George L

PS: here is a fable for you.

Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the
vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he
went away, the fox remarked, 'Oh, you aren't even ripe yet! I don't need
any sour grapes.

On Aug 29, 9:36*pm, Elmo > wrote: To Tommy Joe
in reference to Vomit Chick's name........


> You actually believe that is a "chick"?
>
> My, you are gullible.


I don't care what they are for real. I'm a nice guy, so I call
them what they want to be called. Take a drag queen for example.
They prefer to be referred to as her, not him - so, as a nice guy that
is what I do. But now to be totally honest (is there any other way?),
I have no idea what the gender of Vomit Chick is. I kind of prefer to
think Vomit is a female though, because it's about time a female came
along and used the name Vomit since in all the years I've been driving
a cab I have had by far more chicks than dudes vomit in the back. And
they never give warning. They might reveal it accidentally and the
driver might even suggest pulling over so the puke can be deposited on
the steet. But the response is almost alwasy, "No really, it's ok,
just drive", followed at any amount of time by the very identifiable
sound of puke exiting the mouth and landing with some degree of force
on the back seat and on the floor, most of which are carpeted these
days, not rubber like the old Checker Cabs, and very difficult to
clean out, usually requiring a stop at a car wash and multiple
washings and vacuumings to get out as much puke as possible, with the
stench always lingering for hours or even into the next day or beyond.

Guy, Gal, Dude, Chick, what the hell's the diff? -
When the puke starts to shoot, they don't look so cute
TJ

On Aug 30, 8:29*am, George Leppla > wrote:

> Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the
> vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he
> went away, the fox remarked, 'Oh, you aren't even ripe yet! I don't need
> any sour grapes.


That's an old fable I heard many many years ago. Obviously you
replied right away to my comment, "I haven't been laid in a long time
either", before reading the rest. But your mind was already set with
response, so from that point on your post lacked a certain honesty
that would have made it more worthy. Nice try though. I am not sour
a bit, not about that anyway. When I am bitter I am not ashamed to
admit it and let the whole world know it. Please don't ever accuse me
of concealing my bitterness or couching it in cushy excuses.

TJ

On Aug 30, 6:29*am, "Kswck" > wrote:

> I had a dream I was talking to God when he suddenly sneezed, I didn't know
> what to say to him.



I'd be too busy ducking out of the way to even think about
talking. God sneezing? A tsunami of snot.

TJ

what's wrong with you. please not to complain anything. reality is always cruel.

> > You actually believe that is a "chick"? (Vomit Chick)
>
> > My, you are gullible.


Being gullible is fun, it reminds me of my youth. If I had
enough money to afford the luxury I'd be as gullible as anyone you
might ever meet. I remember working in the carnival where the carnies
called the people who played the games "marks", another word for
suckers. I told the guy who ran the tents I worked in that I'd love
to be a mark if I could afford it. Better to be a mark than to have
to work your ass off stealing from them.

TJ

Hard to prove a negative, that's all I know.

Nobody can prove there isn't a big ole invisible one-eyed, one-legged woodpecker sittin' next to me.

Holy crap! What was that?!?

On Sep 3, 2:09*pm, Gorio > wrote:
> Tommy Joe;1656834 Wrote:
>
> > --
> > You actually believe that is a "chick"? *(Vomit Chick)-
> > -
> > My, you are gullible.--
>
> > Being gullible is fun, it reminds me of my youth. *If I had
> > enough money to afford the luxury I'd be as gullible as anyone you
> > might ever meet. *I remember working in the carnival where the carnies
> > called the people who played the games "marks", another word for
> > suckers. *I told the guy who ran the tents I worked in that I'd love
> > to be a mark if I could afford it. *Better to be a mark than to have
> > to work your ass off stealing from them.
>
> > TJ
>
> Hard to prove a negative, that's all I know.
>
> Nobody can prove there isn't a big ole invisible one-eyed, one-legged
> woodpecker sittin' next to me.
>
> Holy crap! What was that?!?
>
> --
> Gorio



This conversation about Vomit Chick is hollow. It began with
someone calling me gullible for believing Vomit Chick was really a
'chick'. But I never said what I believed. I simply referred to
Vomit Chick as a her. If you called yourself Gorio God and I referred
to you by that name, would that mean I actually believe you are God?

Pray Tell,
TJ

On Aug 30, 6:29*am, "Kswck" > wrote:
> "Tommy Joe" > wrote in message
>
> ...
> On Aug 28, 2:49 pm, projectile vomit chick
>
> > wrote:
> > hi,Excuse me, suck a fart out of my asshole you ****ing ay-rab
> > ****wad.
>
> * *Hey bitch, I happen to be half arab myself, doesn't mean we're all
> religious fanatics. *We've got our fair share of them in this country
> as well. *But, as to the question, "How can we prove there is a God?",
> I have the answer.
>
> * * The way we can prove there is a God is to gang up on him and beat
> him to death and then drag his godly corpse through the streets for
> all to see. *It won't be easy, it'll take a mighty effort. *But if we
> all get together we can take him down as one. *We can drag him through
> the streets or hang him from a pole. *Or we could encase him in bullet-
> proof glass and put him in a museum, allowing everyone to see him at
> no charge - then slowly after many years, so slowly that no one
> notices, we can begin to charge admission and never have to work
> another day in our lives.
>
> We can do it my brothers,
> TJ
>
> I had a dream I was talking to God when he suddenly sneezed, I didn't know
> what to say to him.

Say it in Yiddish: Tzu gezunt.

Jerry