I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.

WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
culinary skill involved??

On Dec 17, 11:07*am, Dave Smith > wrote:
> I caught part of her Christmas *trip to London show today. *It was
> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> over was a bacon *sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> culinary skill involved??

Sounds like a lot of work. (snort)

On 17/12/2011 2:16 PM, Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Dec 17, 11:07 am, Dave > wrote:
>> I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
>> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
>> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
>> over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
>> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
>> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
>> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>>
>> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
>> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
>> culinary skill involved??
>
> Sounds like a lot of work. (snort)

You have to wonder if Ina and her producers have such a low opinion of
their viewers are so incompetent that they need a demonstration to make
a bacon sandwich. Ina was impressed with this type of bacon sandwich
because it was so simple.... toast, butter, bacon. Gee thanks Ina.
Never would have been able to figure that one out on my own.

"Dave Smith" > wrote in message
om...
>I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
>interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the city
>and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas over was
>a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to try making
>one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how to make it.
>Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on the bottom, put
>the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her supposed
> expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some culinary skill
> involved??

Sounds like one of those "scrambled egg" recipes I saw. Scramble eggs, add
salt and pepper, serve.

Cheri

On 12/17/2011 12:07 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> culinary skill involved??


I've always told you guys that the Big Fat Contessa is poser. She is a
fake in all caps. Here she is going ga-ga over bacon butties and trying
to play them up as something mysterious. She handles everything this
way. Everything she does... everything about HER is overworked,
overproduced and overhyped. Everything. She gives her audience no credit
at all. But then again, when all of your friends are hired, how much
cred do you have yourself?

On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:07:36 -0500, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
>interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
>city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
>over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
>try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
>to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
>the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
>WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
>supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
>culinary skill involved??


Contessa:
Honey, let's go to London.

Dufus husband:
Sorry, but it is too expensive. How about you take the cast and crew
of your show and we write it off as a business trip?

On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 16:01:28 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

> Contessa:
> Honey, let's go to London.
>
> Dufus husband:
> Sorry, but it is too expensive. How about you take the cast and crew
> of your show and we write it off as a business trip?

She's not the only one who does that and it's not limited to foodtv.
--

Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Dave Smith wrote:
>
> I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> culinary skill involved??

You expect more from the plastic princess?

Dave Smith wrote:
>
> I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> culinary skill involved??

That as my favorite food when I was four years old.

On Dec 17, 1:07*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> I caught part of her Christmas *trip to London show today. *It was
> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> over was a bacon *sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> culinary skill involved??

lmao! WTF indeed. Personally I hate the ****in' fatassed bitch.

On Dec 17, 1:58*pm, Pennyaline >
wrote:
> On 12/17/2011 12:07 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>
> > I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
> > interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> > city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> > over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> > try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> > to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> > the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> > WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> > supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> > culinary skill involved??
>
> I've always told you guys that the Big Fat Contessa is poser. She is a
> fake in all caps. Here she is going ga-ga over bacon butties and trying
> to play them up as something mysterious. She handles everything this
> way. Everything she does... everything about HER is overworked,
> overproduced and overhyped. Everything. She gives her audience no credit
> at all. But then again, when all of your friends are hired, how much
> cred do you have yourself?

You hit the nail squarely on the head with that one.

On Dec 17, 1:07*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> I caught part of her Christmas *trip to London show today. *It was
> interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> over was a bacon *sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> culinary skill involved??

Besides that, the bacon buttie is pretty well known (Christ I live in
Nebraska and I know what one is!).....she has some balls standing
there acting like she's turning the audience on to something *new*.

On 12/17/2011 3:56 PM, projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> Besides that, the bacon buttie is pretty well known (Christ I live in
> Nebraska and I know what one is!).....she has some balls standing
> there acting like she's turning the audience on to something *new*.

And I'm sure she was grinding out that tortured laugh all the while.

On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 19:27:36 -0700, Pennyaline
> wrote:

> On 12/17/2011 3:56 PM, projectile vomit chick wrote:
> >
> > Besides that, the bacon buttie is pretty well known (Christ I live in
> > Nebraska and I know what one is!).....she has some balls standing
> > there acting like she's turning the audience on to something *new*.
>
> And I'm sure she was grinding out that tortured laugh all the while.

They eat butties in Nebraska? No wonder the residents weigh two tons
each.
--

Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

On 12/17/2011 9:45 PM, sf wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 19:27:36 -0700, Pennyaline
> > wrote:
>
>> On 12/17/2011 3:56 PM, projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>
>>> Besides that, the bacon buttie is pretty well known (Christ I live in
>>> Nebraska and I know what one is!).....she has some balls standing
>>> there acting like she's turning the audience on to something *new*.
>>
>> And I'm sure she was grinding out that tortured laugh all the while.
>
> They eat butties in Nebraska? No wonder the residents weigh two tons
> each.

And they go 'moo' too!!!! Just think of all those cattle yards! Oh
wait - maybe that's Kansas and Toto, too! :>

Sky

--

Ultra Ultimate Kitchen Rule - Use the Timer!
Ultimate Kitchen Rule -- Cook's Choice!!

On Dec 17, 9:45*pm, sf > wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 19:27:36 -0700, Pennyaline
>
> > wrote:
> > On 12/17/2011 3:56 PM, projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> > > Besides that, the bacon buttie is pretty well known (Christ I live in
> > > Nebraska and I know what one is!).....she has some balls standing
> > > there acting like she's turning the audience on to something *new*.
>
> > And I'm sure she was grinding out that tortured laugh all the while.
>
> They eat butties in Nebraska? *No wonder the residents weigh two tons
> each.

*yawn* lame.

On Dec 17, 10:23*pm, Sky > wrote:
> On 12/17/2011 9:45 PM, sf wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 17 Dec 2011 19:27:36 -0700, Pennyaline
> > > *wrote:
>
> >> On 12/17/2011 3:56 PM, projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
> >>> Besides that, the bacon buttie is pretty well known (Christ I live in
> >>> Nebraska and I know what one is!).....she has some balls standing
> >>> there acting like she's turning the audience on to something *new*.
>
> >> And I'm sure she was grinding out that tortured laugh all the while.
>
> > They eat butties in Nebraska? *No wonder the residents weigh two tons
> > each.
>
> And they go 'moo' too!!!! *Just think of all those cattle yards! *Oh
> wait - maybe that's Kansas and Toto, too! :>

Actually the large hog confinements are all the rage now. And we have
the world's largest Tyson plant. They employ Somalians to carve up
beef.

On Dec 17, 2:50*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
> On Dec 17, 1:07*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>
> > I caught part of her Christmas *trip to London show today. *It was
> > interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> > city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> > over was a bacon *sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> > try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> > to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> > the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> > WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> > supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> > culinary skill involved??
>
> lmao! *WTF indeed. *Personally I hate the ****in' fatassed bitch.

just how wide is your ass?

I've seen her show once. I don't know how anyone could watch theis manitee for more then five minues. Everything she does is so plain Jane, and honky. I could just yack.

I think the trip to London was the bottom line. FN would be better off investing more Sandra Lee than this orca; at least Sandy has table scapes (chuckle.)

"Dave Smith" wrote in message
om...

I caught part of her Christmas trip to London show today. It was
interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
over was a bacon sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.

WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
culinary skill involved??

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That's not a toasted sandwich, that's a sandwich made with toast, for a
toasted sandwich you firstly need to assemble the sandwich and then toast
it.


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