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Today I feel sluggish.
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On Jan 16, 5:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote:
> Today I feel sluggish. You'll come out of your shell sooner or later. |
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On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:58:17 -0800 (PST), packratatlarge
> wrote: > Today I feel sluggish. Good one. ![]() -- Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
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On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:02:33 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote: > On Jan 16, 5:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote: > > Today I feel sluggish. > > You'll come out of your shell sooner or later. <snort> -- Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
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On Jan 16, 7:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote:
> > Today I feel sluggish. > > Snails are notorious drunkards. Show up in my yard and I'll bury an empty tuna can to where it's just level in the dirt and fill it with beer. You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown. |
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On 2012-01-16, ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote:
> beer. You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown. A fitting end I've oft dreamed of for myself! 8P nb -- vi --the root of evil |
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On Jan 16, 5:45*pm, notbob > wrote:
> > On 2012-01-16, ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote: > > > beer. *You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown. > > A fitting end I've oft dreamed of for myself! *8P > > nb > > Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa, squirrel! |
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On Jan 16, 8:18*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> > On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:39:35 -0800 (PST), ItsJoanNotJoann wrote: > > > On Jan 16, 7:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote: > > >> Today I feel sluggish. > > > Snails are notorious drunkards. *Show up in my yard and I'll bury an > > empty tuna can to where it's just level in the dirt and fill it with > > beer. *You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown. > > I couldn't drowned in a tuna can full of beer. *But I'll try it with a > swimming pool. > > If you are the size of a slug you could drown in a tuna can of beer. Ever stepped on one of those slimey things while barefoot? It takes Comet cleanser and one of those thin green scrubbing pads to get that stuff off your foot. Scientists really should be looking at those sticky slime producers as a possible source of cheap glue. ![]() |
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On Jan 16, 8:33*pm, ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote:
> On Jan 16, 8:18*pm, Sqwertz > wrote: > > > On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:39:35 -0800 (PST), ItsJoanNotJoann wrote: > > > > On Jan 16, 7:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote: > > > >> Today I feel sluggish. > > > > Snails are notorious drunkards. *Show up in my yard and I'll bury an > > > empty tuna can to where it's just level in the dirt and fill it with > > > beer. *You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown. > > > I couldn't drowned in a tuna can full of beer. *But I'll try it with a > > swimming pool. > > If you are the size of a slug you could drown in a tuna can of beer. > > Ever stepped on one of those slimey things while barefoot? *It takes > Comet cleanser and one of those thin green scrubbing pads to get that > stuff off your foot. *Scientists really should be looking at those > sticky slime producers as a possible source of cheap glue. * ![]() Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever seen a Pacific NW slug? |
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On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:38:13 -0800 (PST), merryb >
wrote: > Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever > seen a Pacific NW slug? Have you ever seen a banana slug? http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/200...ver/aceb7f.jpg -- Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
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On Jan 17, 12:38*pm, merryb > wrote:
> > On Jan 16, 8:33*pm, ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote: > > > On Jan 16, 8:18*pm, Sqwertz > wrote: > > > > On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:39:35 -0800 (PST), ItsJoanNotJoann wrote: > > > > > On Jan 16, 7:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote: > > > > >> Today I feel sluggish. > > > > > Snails are notorious drunkards. *Show up in my yard and I'll bury an > > > > empty tuna can to where it's just level in the dirt and fill it with > > > > beer. *You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown. > > > > I couldn't drowned in a tuna can full of beer. *But I'll try it with a > > > swimming pool. > > > If you are the size of a slug you could drown in a tuna can of beer. > > > Ever stepped on one of those slimey things while barefoot? *It takes > > Comet cleanser and one of those thin green scrubbing pads to get that > > stuff off your foot. *Scientists really should be looking at those > > sticky slime producers as a possible source of cheap glue. * ![]() > > Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever > seen a Pacific NW slug? > > Yuck no, what do they look like? |
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On Jan 17, 8:57*pm, sf > wrote:
> > On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:38:13 -0800 (PST), merryb > > wrote: > > > Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever > > seen a Pacific NW slug? > > Have you ever seen a banana slug?http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/200...ver/aceb7f.jpg > > I think I could have gone the rest of my life and not have seen that picture. |
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On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:04:11 -0800 (PST), ItsJoanNotJoann
> wrote: > On Jan 17, 8:57*pm, sf > wrote: > > > > On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:38:13 -0800 (PST), merryb > > > wrote: > > > > > Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever > > > seen a Pacific NW slug? > > > > Have you ever seen a banana slug? > > http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/200...ver/aceb7f.jpg > > > I think I could have gone the rest of my life and not have seen that > picture. <laughing> They're the team mascot at UC Santa Cruz http://harrumpher.com/wordpress/wp-c...07/08/ussc.jpg -- Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
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On Jan 18, 11:40*am, sf > wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:04:11 -0800 (PST), ItsJoanNotJoann > > > wrote: > > On Jan 17, 8:57*pm, sf > wrote: > > > > On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:38:13 -0800 (PST), merryb > > > > wrote: > > > > > Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever > > > > seen a Pacific NW slug? > > > > Have you ever seen a banana slug? > > >http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/200...ver/aceb7f.jpg > > > I think I could have gone the rest of my life and not have seen that > > picture. > > <laughing> *They're the team mascot at UC Santa Cruz > *http://harrumpher.com/wordpress/wp-c...07/08/ussc.jpg > -- > > Ham and eggs. > A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. I have that sweatshirt- had to have it after seeing Pulp Fiction! We have banana slugs in the woods here, but the run of the mill ones are almost as bad. When I first moved here from N CA, we made the mistake of salting one- what a disgusting mess ![]() toss it over for the chickens! |
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:16:54 -0800 (PST), merryb > wrote:
>On Jan 18, 11:40*am, sf > wrote: > >> Ham and eggs. >> A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. > >I have that sweatshirt- had to have it after seeing Pulp Fiction! Stolen from Dick Gregory, ca. 1960, album "In Living Black and White," essentially: On the difference between being involved and being committed: the chicken who laid the eggs was involved, but the pig who provided the bacon was committed. -- Larry |
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Also from Greg:
In the US, we have ham-and-eggeries that are fronts for bookie joints. In Israel, they have bookie joints that are fronts for ham-and-eggeries. -- Larry |
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