Here's the recipe for tomato Tampon Soup?
A camping favorite

Ingredients:
2 cups water
3 quarts rum
5 or 6 used tampons
2 cans of tomato sauce
1 fresh vagina
3 ounces of semen from a bull
1 weiner
1 tbsp salt
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 dilldo pickle

Chop tampons with camp axe into quarter inch pieces.
Combine ingredients in large cast iron bowl. Stir well using your
weiner. Place over hot campfire and bring to a boil. Allow to simmer
for another two hours. Remove from heat and insert hot weiner in
vagina. Cover with tin foil. Place another sheet of tinfoil on your
head and duct tape well. Allow covered soup to sit for 5 minutes.

Serve and enjoy.

Serves 8 to 10 men or 4 to 5 rednecks.