Gary > wrote in :

> Andy wrote:
>>
>
>> The ex, her girlfriend and I were having dinner in Lahaina, Maui, HI,
>> 1984, at a popular fish restaurant ("Kimo's", iirc).
>>
>> Without knowledge, I ordered Mahi-Mahi going by the loose menu
>> description.
>>
>> When the waiter left, her girlfriend looked at me and under her
>> breath asked me, "do you know what mahi-mahi is?" I said, "No, what?"
>> With a few seconds of straight-faced silence from both of them, she
>> said "FLIPPER!!!" I said, "No way."
>
> haha That's actually sort of funny in a mean way. heheheh



Mahi-Mahi is one *ugly* damn fish, but by golly..... it tastes *real*
good!!

Same-same for 'Monk Fish'.


But yeah, loved the 'gotcha' about flipper :-)

--
Peter
Tasmania
Australia

Captain Peter Swallows lied:

> When all the kids were at home and going to school, the 3 of them would
> come home ravenous and be like a nest full of little chicks, cheeping and
> crying till they got something to eat.
> This happened *every* damn day!!
> So one day, it was cold and wet when they came home, and I had fixed them a
> hot 'snack' to have while waiting for dinner.
>
> Fried rice and 'Indonesian Chicken'.
>
> They had just about polished it all off (even though a few noses were
> turned up at the Indon Chook) when I asked the oldest girl to go get the
> empty can of 'Indonesian Chicken' and put it in the bin.
>
> She went into the kitchen and gave it a cursory look, gave it a more
> intense look, screamed and dropped it on the floor while yelling
> "SNAILS!!!! You fed us SNAILS??!!"
>
> Ever seen 3 kids all dry heaving at once?? Bloody hilarious!!!
>
> Needless to say, for the next few weeks, they waited paitiently for dinner
> to be served, rather than whinge for snacks :-)

....except that none of that ever happened.



> And to this day, all we have to do is say the words "Indonesian Chicken"
> and it induces some gagging :-)

All you have to say is, "silky smooth potatoes" to get *that* reaction.

Bob

Captain Peter Swallows didn't know what she was talking about:

> Mahi-Mahi is one *ugly* damn fish, but by golly..... it tastes *real*
> good!!

WTF are you blathering about? Dorado is one of the most gorgeous fish
out there; that's why so many people have them mounted. (Of course,
there's *no* fish which has been mounted as often as you have!)

Bob

Marty wrote about Captain Peter Swallows:

> Pester's head is flat as a board from being dropped on it so many times as an infant.

She puts that forth as a selling point: With a flat head, the diggers
have a place to put their beer when she's on her knees in front of them!

Bob

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:36:33 -0700, Bob Terwilliger
> wrote:

>Marty wrote about Captain Peter Swallows:
>
>> Pester's head is flat as a board from being dropped on it so many times as an infant.
>
>She puts that forth as a selling point: With a flat head, the diggers
>have a place to put their beer when she's on her knees in front of them!
>

LOL

On Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:32:22 -0700 (PDT), PL away from home
> wrote:


>"Keep changing my name"??? You're an idiot Smith.... but then again,
>you're from Canadia.
so HE is the idiot even though you are completely incapable of
spelling a simple word like canada correctly? lol!!

On Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:54:09 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back on the laptop"
> wrote:

>Dave Smith > wrote in
.com:
>
>> On 19/03/2012 9:32 PM, PL away from home wrote:
>>
>>>>> And here's a clue for you.... if you weren't such a retarded
>>>>> asshole you would not have to keep changing your name to get around
>>>>> twit filters. It's not big deal to end up in a the filters of a few
>>>>> people, but it is pathetic to have to keep changing names to get
>>>>> the attention you crave.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Keep changing my name"??? You're an idiot Smith.... but then again,
>>> you're from Canadia.
>>> I only have *two* ID's in here, one for when > I'm at home, and one
>>> for when I'm away from home.
>>>
>>> Stop being such a lying drama queen.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Yeah right. That is why there are so many of them in my Lucas
>> filter.... and another just added.
>
>
>
>"Soooo many"??? That's because you've killfiled half your idiot mates
>who are so obsessed with me that they use my name when they make a post.
>But you're too thick and stupid to realise that, aren't you?
>
>Once again, moron..... I have *two* ID's in here.
>
>This one, and "Pl away from home".

and why? for more attention seeking on your part. oh look at me!!! I
can post from more than one computer wow! lol